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What interesting things happened when you worked in a bank?

Before changing careers, the company had a project in the risk management department of the bank and stayed there for more than a year. Although we are an outsourcing company, we also work in the same office with the official employees of the bank every day, and we are very happy every day. There are also many funny things that are not funny.

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The risk management department of the bank is where every account manager goes. There is a public area where we usually have a rest and eat, and do business with the account manager. Then the employees of the bank will bring some snacks and put them there. An account manager came over, and a girl, probably new here, ate very rudely every time she came. . People in the office feel that there are not many things. They are young and healthy, and the girls are lovely. They like to eat and never make noise.

One time it was very funny. At that time, it was estimated that the sister of a bank came back from Switzerland and brought Swiss chocolate. She took it out during her lunch break and didn't put it in the refrigerator. The girl came over and saw it. She thought it was delicious, but she couldn't bear to finish it. Then I ate other snacks, put the chocolate in my bag and said, this chocolate is so delicious that I have to go to the logistics department to ask where I bought it another day. Sister Sun is a very nice person. She didn't say anything, only that she likes eating.

The girl came back the next day with chocolate. We were all surprised, and then she said that she was really sorry, because the food was for the account manager who was waiting for business in the bank, and she didn't know it was brought by herself. Bow 90 degrees to each of us. Then she came to do business again, and she didn't eat anything on the table. She was embarrassed when we invited her to dinner. It is interesting to see her shy appearance, and some old customers and managers make fun of her.

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We call him Wang Ge, the security guard in that department. He is from Sichuan. He has been in Shenzhen for more than ten years. My wife and children are in their hometown in Sichuan and working in Shenzhen to make money. Brother Wang is very handsome. He has been working in a bank since his early retirement, and he has a strong sense of responsibility. This will make a joke. We always said that he would have a nervous breakdown in middle age.

At that time, there was a new personnel manager in our company, who came to visit during the lunch break. But she didn't know that the risk management department of the bank turned off the lights and closed the door during the lunch break. But the gate is a glass door. During lunch break, Brother Wang will lock the door and then sit at the door to have a rest. When the HR manager of our company came over, he saw the door closed and strolled outside the door without going in. But keep looking inside.

Wang Ge couldn't sleep when he saw someone outside the door, but they didn't knock at the door. They didn't linger at the main door. He wondered in his heart whether the personnel manager squatting in the corner outside the door was a bad person. Hearing that his feet were numb after squatting for 40 minutes, we laughed at whether he was afraid of death and thieves in middle age.

Another time, a male account manager came ten minutes early and waited outside with the door open. Maybe you are addicted to smoking, but I don't know that the risk management department not only bans smoking internally, but also bans smoking on the whole floor. Just as the lighter clicked, Wang Ge rushed out and knocked it down before lighting the cigarette. Wang Ge is over forty years old, but his skill is not slow at all. Later, Ge Wang saw people apologize again and again, and the account manager didn't have to come to do business in person, and he didn't dare to come.

In financial institutions like banks, there are many interesting things about finance. For example, the eldest sister is holding a notebook at the stairs, listening to the stock speculators in other departments like primary school students. Or the eldest brother in the monitoring room fell into a work-related injury when he went to the toilet; There is also an aunt who is about to retire as a cleaner. Every time she reads xylitol as lignin sugar. And the account manager, who comes to do business every day, is called by the wrong name. In order to impress others with their names, they specially provide afternoon tea snacks and so on. Although it was boring at that time, it is still interesting to think about it now.