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Who has homophonic allegorical sayings, jokes, couplets and crossword puzzles?
The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)
The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)
Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)
Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.
Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)
Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer
Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by
Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)
Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)
Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)
Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)
Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)
The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)
Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)
Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)
Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)
Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)
This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.
200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)
Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)
Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.
The charm of drought worships witches-damn it
Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)
Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)
A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).
Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)
It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)
Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)
Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)
There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.
Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)
Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.
Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)
Sand and stone against bluestone-solid (stone)
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