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There are red envelopes in the morning to collect humor. Tell me about it.

1, I missed you in those years, but today, I can't miss your red envelope anyway.

2. Your chat service has been successfully renewed, and the X yuan chat package has now officially started.

Today's meal money is one point short of you.

4. Welcome to the grassroots send warm under the leadership. Thank you very much.

5. Hello, your recharge operation has been successfully received. Reply 1 Automatically subscribe to today's new girlfriend.

6. I just want to boast at the moment when I receive the red envelope. I have a good eye.

7. Whose fairy tale book was left open, and the generous prince ran out again.

8. I was playing with my mobile phone when suddenly the light around me dimmed. So your red envelope is glowing.

9. On my way to becoming a rich woman, you are the greatest contributor.

10, all unreasonable troubles can be defeated in a red envelope and become a sentence of I love you.

1 1. Thank you for your gift. You have made great contributions to national poverty alleviation.

12, that's very kind of you These few dollars and cents are paid online with such advanced technology!

13. Thank you for your transfer. I wish you richer, longer life, richer and more auspicious. You will be as happy as the East China Sea and live longer than Nanshan!

14, the little girl has only two wishes in this life. You are by her side and the red envelope is in her mobile phone.

15, woke up early in the morning and received red envelopes from her husband and daughter. In the kitchen, my husband has wrapped jiaozi and jiaozi, which are delicious, but the dumpling skin is a little thick, as thick as a steamed bun skin. I call it "Nostoc jiaozi"!