Popular alphabet jokes

The guide price of Volkswagen Phaeton (import) is 75.00-253.10.8 million yuan, and the guide price of Volkswagen Passat is 65.438+0.849-2.829 million yuan. Cars with such a big price difference as Volkswagen, Phaeton and Passat all look similar. It is this that makes Phaeton ridiculed and controversial, and all kinds of interesting jokes and jokes emerge one after another.

The most classic joke of Volkswagen Phaeton

One day, a Phaeton owner went to the car wash shop to wash his car, and a Jetta owner strolled around Phaeton twice. "The elder brothers, you are just off the assembly line Passat?

Phaeton owners a face of helpless, nodded "well"

Jetta owners smack their lips. "Not bad, about 300,000?"

Phaeton owners are still very helpless and answer "hmm" again.

Phaeton and Passat's joke

Big Brother bought a Volkswagen Phaeton (W 12-6.0L) for 2.56 million yuan.

1) One day, my eldest brother drove into the parking lot, and suddenly the administrator shouted, "Excuse me! Be careful when driving Santana. Don't rub people's new BMW 320, you can't afford it! "

2) One day, my eldest brother went to the gas station to refuel. He was careless, and the staff went straight to the fuel tank with a 93 oil gun, which scared my eldest brother to sweat. My eldest brother roared: "I want to add 97, who told you to add 93!" " "Come on, little sister said," Brother, Passat plus 93 is absolutely no problem. I add a lot of Passat every day, 93 to save money. It's not that Mercedes-Benz BMW doesn't have to add 97 ".

3) One night, eldest brother went to a nightclub to pick up girls, took a fancy to a hot girl and wanted to ask her out for a midnight snack. Seeing big brother's extraordinary temperament, my hot girl went to the parking lot with him, and turned away when she saw his Phaeton. Speaking of "driving Santana, treat me to a midnight snack. I should have driven the Camry just now. "

4) One day, Big Brother invited a senior official and drove to see him. The senior official came up and said, "I'd better let the driver drive A6 out." .

5) One day, when my eldest brother stopped to leave, he heard two young people talking behind him, "Wow, look! Phaeton! " The boss got comfortable and finally had a sensible person, but another young man said, "Grass! What a fool to buy it! "

Phaeton is Volkswagen's top car, and few people in China can recognize Phaeton. Those who really care about face improvement will not consider Phaeton. Although Phaeton's appearance is low-key and calm, its interior layout is clear, its workmanship is exquisite, its materials are high-grade, its configuration is rich, its chassis is solid, its cornering stability is excellent, and its performance is completely worthy of top-class cars.

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