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Is the "joke" true?
In this bustling crowd, we will meet many people, one second, one minute, one hour, one year or one lifetime. How many words will we say, how many words will this person say sincerely, and how many words will we say in a "joking" way in order not to break the relationship with each other.
The three words "joking" can be used in almost any conversation. It can be used to ridicule others, to break the awkward atmosphere, or to express the sincerity. So let me think about it, what will everyone do? When something is said "sincerely" is said in a "joking" way.
1. Confession type
I love you, I like you, will you marry me?
I believe many people have used this type. It is suitable for a person who has a crush on another person but does not know the other person’s intentions. It usually happens on Valentine’s Day and Singles’ Day
Fool Talk to the other party during the festival. Because even if you are rejected, the embarrassment can be resolved quickly. For example, the usual context is that the male protagonist asks: Who do you like? I'll help you chase. The heroine replied: I like you! Then if the male protagonist doesn’t reply for a long time, the female protagonist can say: I’m just kidding, today is April Fool’s Day, I lied to you! But you don't know, I'm serious.
2. Active type
Do you like me? Are you interested in avoiding me?
This type of tone is also a tentative one, to see if the other person likes you. If you are rejected, of course you can reply in the same way that it was a joke. If the other person answers yes, then you may hit it off right away. It’s done.
3. Sensational type
If you don’t marry me in ten years, can we be together? If there were, I would rather never meet you
The former is about looking forward to the future, while the latter is about emotional frustration.
The former scenario: One party likes the other party, but one party has not had time to love the other party and is not ready to be with the other party. Therefore, the person he likes gives each other in order not to force the other party. A deadline, saying such righteous words, but how many of them are really together?
The latter scenario: Both parties love each other life and death, but due to personal reasons, one party betrays the other party, and the other party is very sad. She doesn’t know how she lost to reality, and her world collapses. All the good memories have turned into painful memories now. So I said this sentence to the other party that is both loved and hated: If there were any, I would rather never meet you.
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