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Can you find the classic funny lines of Swallow in Princess Pearl?
Lesson 1: Walk into a room surrounded by walls, look up at the mouse and look down at the cockroach. Homework 2: There were no poems yesterday. Today, there are two lines of tears in the poem Write poetry every day, getting thinner every day. I raised my pen and called my parents. Lesson 3: A dog was gnawing at a meat bone in front of the door, and another dog came, both of which broke their heads. Where were those lost times before me? Behind me, where are the future generations? What you can't see in front of you is that the swallow is tired to death and starved to death. If you want the first one, it will kill you. Princess Zhu Huan does things alone, and does it alone. If the country is prosperous, there are no insects in the valley. I wish you a long life and your head won't fall off. Turning power into ointment is half an arrow's revenge.
Little Swallow's Clever Interpretation of Idioms in Ancient Poetry
It's a bug, alas!
Gege (1 photo) Zhi (spoiled and arrogant, love to be harmful from from a pot of wine among the flowers, don't sit or date (from from a pot of wine among the flowers, I drink alone. No one to accompany me), noodle restaurant, ginger, Quang (Tibet, Myanmar, Xinjiang, Junggar) scared a group of sheep (the old tiger fell in Pingyang). After the mountain road is finished, there is water, and the willow leaves fall (no doubt, there is no way to go, no way to go, no way to go). Where else can I go (take it from the people and return it to the people)? You can't escape the net cast by God. Poop, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep (each other). Coarse fish essence (be vividly portrayed).
The Crystal Swallow (17) is as happy as a mouse. 30 people stand in a row (30 standing). Forty people are not harmonious (forty is not confused). Fifty sons are the emperor's destiny (fifty knows the destiny). The sheep sewed the eagle circle. Swallow's poem.
The master's eyes were wide, and he lost half of his punch. Everyone laughed in a big mess and the emperor was silent.
Li Sheng Swallow (15 photo) Bell and drum, a radish (gong cymbal), satin, a radish (Rob) state, a radish (Robe) goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat horn, baa! Buffalo is in the water, and the water is not as waist-high as buffalo. Moo! Swallow's menu
Unload eight pieces of dog blood, spray head, explode brain, brains, heart and lungs, and you will be the first to die. One fish has smoke, and the white knife goes into the red knife, and the broken hand and foot fall apart.
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