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Jokes of children aged 3-6
1, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, why didn't the cloud fall?" Dad replied, "because they were caught by heaven."
2. Xiaoli asks her mother, "Mom, why can't I fly?" Mother replied, "Because you have no wings."
3. The tiger asked his grandmother, "Grandma, why am I drooling?" Grandma replied, "Because you want to eat snacks too much."
4. Xiao Fang asked the teacher, "Teacher, why can't I draw a beautiful picture?" The teacher replied, "Because you haven't learned to draw."
5. Tucki asked Grandpa, "Grandpa, why can't I have a beard like you?" Grandpa replied, "Because you haven't grown up yet."
6. Xiao Jing asked her aunt, "Aunt, why can't I wear high heels like you?" Aunt replied, "Because you haven't grown up yet."
7. Xiaojie asked his father, "Dad, why can't I smoke like you?" Dad replied, "Because you can suck your body."
Wei asked her mother, "Mom, why can't I cook like you?" Mom replied, "Because you haven't grown up yet."
9. Xiaoyang asked Grandpa, "Grandpa, why can't I drink like you?" Grandpa replied, "Because you haven't grown up yet."
10, Han Xiao asked Auntie, "Auntie, why can't I make up like you?" Aunt replied, "Because you haven't grown up yet."
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