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Funny sentences of coquetry and affection with boyfriends [share]

Funny sentences of coquetry and adoration with boyfriends (I) 1. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

2. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

3. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone but you in my heart.

Honey, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

5. Oh ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

7. Having experienced that kind of taste made me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

8. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

9. If you want to be a cat in your arms, you will even be spoiled when you sleep.

10. If I wanted the moon in the sky, would you take it off for me? ? ~~

1 1. I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

12. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

13. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

14. Can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

15. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

Funny sentences of coquetry and adoration with boyfriends (Chapter II) 16. People will never talk to you again!

17. What is good and evil? I won't go without you.

18. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

19. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

2 1. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

22. Oh, why don't you know how to care about girls!

23. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

24. Damn, it messed up my hair.

25. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

26. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

27. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

28. I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

29. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

30. You are mine. No one can take you away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

When you are hungry, share a coquettish and lovely sentence with your boyfriend.

I am hungry and spoiled with my boyfriend (I) 1. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

2. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

You lost me and I became someone else's little princess.

No one to accompany you! Let me accompany you!

5. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

6. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

7. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

8. I like you very much today, I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

9. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

10. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

1 1. Don't touch me!

12. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

13. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

14. I am your little friend and your pet.

15. Love you and you will accept all your shortcomings.

16. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

17. If I have you in my dream, it will be very sweet; If I have you in my heart, I will become very substantial; If you are by my side, I will be extremely happy.

18. People don't obey! ~~

19. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

20. You are so annoying!

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

22. You are good or bad, bullying others, hum!

23. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

24. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

25. Meeting you is my fate.

26. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

27. Will boys be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

28. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

29. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

30. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

3 1. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

32. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

33. I didn't!

34. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

35. It's annoying to ignore you.

36. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

37. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

38. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

39. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

40. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

Funny sentences that teach boyfriends to be coquettish and cute.

Teach your boyfriend to be coquettish and lovely. 1. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who falls into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

2. "Husband, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll give you some back every day, okay?

I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

6. Don't touch me!

7. I will love you with 100 postures, 1000 love words and 10,000 amorous feelings.

8. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

10. You are always unforgettable when you love to talk and laugh. So, you became a partner in my world.

1 1. Did you miss anyone today?

12. If someone asks you who your date is, you are me. I'll carry this pot.

13. If I have a tail, I'm afraid I'll shake it in front of you.

14. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

15. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

16. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts quietly flow to the bald head.

17. I miss you while watching the water.

18. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, just like a confession to you.

19. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

20. Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but it is not every woman's coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.

Teach your boyfriend to be coquettish and cute. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

22. The circle is very small, so it is good to have you.

Wait a minute, I will marry you when I grow up.

24. I'm fine!

25. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

I wish you were around. I didn't mean to blame you. But I can't help thinking about you.

27. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

28. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

29. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

30. Your little ancestor is waiting for you. His patience is only 1%.

3 1. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

32. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it a thousand times out of the corner of my eye.

33. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.

34. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

35. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

36. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

37. Husband, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

38. Come on, you weren't like this before!

39. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

40. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.

Give your boyfriend a nifty sentence to recommend coquettish and lovely.

A banter about coquetry and worship of boyfriends-1. My heart is pounding at the thought of you.

2. Did you miss anyone today?

You are like a book. The more you read, the more you want to sleep.

4. You are always unforgettable when you love talking and laughing. So, you became a partner in my world.

Wait a minute, I'll marry you when I grow up.

If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

7. You are the fool!

8. Don't do this!

9. Kiss someone! !

10. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

1 1. I hope my little friend can make you worry and unforgettable.

12. I'm fine!

13. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

14. Thank you.

15. She just avoided me. What should I do?

16. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

17. I didn't!

18. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

19. You are the one with infinite scenery and the one who fell into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

20. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

One-liners about boyfriends' coquetry and adoration. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

22. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

23. People will never talk to you again!

24. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

25. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

26. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

27. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

28. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

3 1. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

32. Oh ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

33. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

34. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

35. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

36. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

37. In this life, I will only marry you.

38. I feel that there is a distance between us, and I don't come to hug me in the morning.

I will love you all my life, not yours.

40. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.

Spoil and adore with your boyfriend (30 sentences)

The sentence of coquetry and affection with boyfriend (I) 1. Sometimes boys will act like children, "please wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I don't want it" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

Give me a kiss on your mouth, and we will never part.

3. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

4. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

May I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

6. Actually, I'm not stupid at all. My brain is so small, I still think about all of you.

7. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

8. Isn't the sugar I ate all day sweet enough? You haven't kissed me.

9. I am possessive, so don't leave if you come near me.

10. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

1 1. People are unhappy!

12. There was a mosquito just now, which won the last applause of my life.

13. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

14. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

15. No, no, I want it.

The sentence of coquetry and affection with boyfriend (below) 16. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

17. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

18. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, it's better to be a woman stronger than you. If you coquetry a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

19. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

20. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

2 1. I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

22. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

23. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

24. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

25. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

26. I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

27. Although I am wrong, it is your problem not to forgive me.

28. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

29. I'm fine!

30. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

Asking a boyfriend for a gift is a very coquettish and lovely sentence.

Asking for a gift from a boyfriend (Chapter 1) 1. Please, husband, and I won't.

2. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

4. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

5. I'm still not your cutie.

6. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

8. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

9. People just want you to care more!

10. People are unhappy!

1 1. Just be fierce. When you are finished, I will be someone else's little baby.

12. Why do I only love you? Because there is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

13. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

14. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

15. Please, you weren't like this before!

16. You said I was born because I love you.

17. In this life, I will only marry you.

18. I feel like a day with you and a year without you.

19. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

20. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

Asking for a gift from a boyfriend (Chapter 2) 2 1. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

22. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

23. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

25. come on

26. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

27. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

I want to turn off all the lights in this city and concentrate on smelling your hair in the dark.

29. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

30. Not you, the seed of love is not you, but you for the rest of your life.

3 1. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

32. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever!

33. Anyway, with your help, I can steal it all my life. Why should I learn?

34. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

35. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

36. Please, he is a boy!

37. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

38. You are the person I want to see most, whether in time or in my dream.

39. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

40. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.