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What are the shortcomings of young people?

What are the shortcomings of young people?

What are the shortcomings of young people? Contemporary young people all have shortcomings, which will make them feel wronged. Do you know what the shortcomings of young people are? Let's follow me to see what shortcomings young people have. I hope I can help you.

What are the shortcomings of young people? 1 1, quarreling can only be supplemented by the brain.

The scene of the quarrel is either speechless with anger, or the wrong move is often unreasonable and embarrassing. When quarreling before going to bed, I often feel so angry that I can't sleep at the thought of what I did wrong today.

2, only dare to take it out in the middle of the night and put it on the pen.

The neighbors next door are too noisy, the colleagues who work in * * * are too lazy, and the passengers on the subway are impolite. If you want to open a circle of friends, think twice. What if someone takes a screenshot to save the certificate? What if people think negative energy is full? You had to send a Weibo angrily.

Before joking, you will imagine 10,000 possibilities.

In the work group, everyone's jokes are in full swing and the expression packs are used well. And you hesitate again and again: will my jokes be cold? Will others think my expression pack is low? Or, I don't know everyone so well? After typing and deleting, the selected characters are changed one after another, but you still dare not send them.

4, Douban low star dare not say like it.

Don't say low star, even if it's 7 or 3 points in the animal world, you dare not say you like it easily. Who made it out of date?

5. Idolization can only be sneaky.

After all, the popularity of "what kind of person do you like" equals "what kind of person do you want to be". You are more afraid of becoming what most people don't like than your favorite love beans, so you should press your mute button gently.

6. Don't dare to show your true feelings when you are in love.

Don't dare to be serious first, don't dare to invest too much, and be afraid of being considered "not free and easy enough", so you carefully calculate the cost and benefit of each effort and talk about love as a small game. Whoever is serious first loses, anyway, it seems that everyone says so.

7. There is no such thing as walking away.

Where is the deposit? What if social security is broken? How many days can I leave the cat at home at most? Then, no then.

8. Even the "bad review right" is voluntarily given up.

After all, it is not easy to bring a takeaway brother. After all, the weather is so hot. After all, businesses have lost too much. Most importantly, after all, people still have food.

9. The less familiar people are, the harder it is to refuse.

There is a limit to a person's politeness and smile in a day. You spend your share on the fitness promotion at the subway entrance, on Watson's shopping guide and on Tony in the barber shop. They are nightmares that you can't refuse.

10, they all started to believe in metaphysics.

Take-away food has broken chopsticks, and it may not be smooth to report it in the future. The number at the end of the test is 44, and subject 2 may fail again this time. I ordered a song "Shuang" in KTV, suddenly remembered the promotion evaluation next month, and quickly ordered a song "Warm" to suppress the shock.

1 1, afraid to ask more.

I obviously don't know how to do what my boss told me, but if I ask again, I look puzzled and can only nod my head and pretend to understand. Asking a good question is Xiao Bai's "questioning burden" in the workplace.

12. Send a draft email.

Especially when you send WeChat to your boss or customer, you must edit it in the memo and then copy and paste it. Never write it directly in the input box. What if you accidentally send an unedited message? "You withdrew a message" looks suspicious.

13, even the normal demand is shaking.

"I wonder if you can spare time to finish your work when you are not busy?" Obviously, it is a normal duty, but when docking with colleagues in downstream departments, it is too polite to ask personal questions.

14, even dare not praise.

If you order more, "like" is worthless. If you order less, you will feel that everything is important, and no one wants to be transparent in the circle of friends.

15, treat social accounts as top secret.

My hair stood on end when I heard that my colleague had found his Weibo. How fake the friendship between colleagues is, how scared it is at the moment. You dare not admit that pretentious ID is yourself, and even wish to clear all the historical records with one click.

16, obviously something will only say "nothing"

More and more people begin to practice: forgive others, be considerate of others in everything, don't bother others if nothing happens, but forget that they are human.

17, even punctuation should consider etiquette.

People who speak with periods are too serious, and they seem to growl all the time with exclamation marks, and ellipsis appears hesitant and unprofessional. People who use spaces instead of punctuation marks will be considered as not learning Chinese well. In order to show enough euphemistic respect, 500 "~" signs are used every day.

18, afraid to face the truth of life

Would rather watch the live broadcast and live in other people's time; I'd rather watch 100 official WeChat account article "Insight into the Truth of Life" on the screen, but I dare not look up at my life.

What contemporary young people should look like;

Please don't scoff at it in a hurry. I'm not trying to define you.

What should contemporary youth be like? This is not the problem we think of when we pat our heads. Not long ago, an international student wrote to the editorial department and told his own confusion. Nowadays, young people have more opportunities to accept various cultures in the world, but should we also accept ourselves? "We should be a distinctive and confident China person." These were his original words.

I agree and understand his anxiety. When a person is abroad, he/she is often more sensitive to his/her national identity. The uniqueness of a nation and a country is the basis for him/her to know himself/herself and be recognized. Therefore, we often say that a person going abroad represents not himself, but the whole country behind him.

The world is vast. No era has brought people closer to the world like today. We had a history of "being alone", and you know, we are still suffering the consequences. Understanding history is to have greater confidence, not arrogance. Because history is not only national, but also global. In the study of the origin of human species, there is a view that Homo sapiens, who appeared about 6.5438+0.5 million years ago, is the ancestor of human beings today. No matter the difference of region, face and skin color, if we have the same genes, we will always have something in common. Contemporary youth should have an international perspective and not be carried away by narrow nationalism. Embrace the world and we will know where to go.

What are the shortcomings of young people? First, they don't want others to go down the stairs.

When working in the workplace, many employees like to be self-righteous, so when making decisions, they don't consider other people's feelings at all and do a lot of things that hurt others. In fact, every young person working in a company should form good habits and make himself better through a little accumulation. However, if you always don't give the leader face and the other side a step, even if your experience is getting richer and richer, you will

Second, the shortcoming of being too lazy.

Some ordinary young people have lazy habits and shortcomings. When they don't want to be self-disciplined and cooperate with others, they ask each other through strict regulations, so they will make many mistakes with low emotional intelligence. In fact, they will be severely punished after making mistakes, but these young people don't know their mistakes yet, so it is impossible for these young people without self-discipline to develop better in society, and the leaders will label them as lazy and inaction.

Third, it doesn't matter what you do.

After entering the workplace, every young person should work hard and concentrate on the current task. Only by continuous efforts can he achieve better results in the process of work. However, there are still many ordinary people who get nothing at work, because they don't care what they do, and they don't have a mature mentality at all. When solving problems, they always avoid it, fail to develop good habits and ways of thinking, and even avoid it in future work.

What are the shortcomings of young people? One: You are not diligent enough.

Diligence can make up for it Even if you are smart and diligent enough, you will be outstanding. Unfortunately, you can always find an excuse for not being diligent. The excuses are gray, and there are as many excuses as there are gray. Facing your excuse, I can only smile and nod. You are not a child, you need me to coax you; You are not my child. If I understand with reason and move with emotion, you will probably feel bored. But if you don't study hard today, you must find a job diligently tomorrow.

You are a student reporter. You love your job as a journalist and want to be a journalist after graduation, but you have to wait until the next day to submit the news. After I urged you, you decided to contribute the next day-which news organization wants such a person to be a reporter?

Second: You like talking.

I know you are eloquent. Eloquence is also a gift. Compared with a clumsy child, it can be said to be your advantage. But you can't just say it, you have to do it. After explaining a plan clearly, you should write it down carefully. Can't write, you can practice. If you don't want to write, you are wrong.

Future bosses don't have time to listen to your endless speeches. The most likely situation you will encounter is that as soon as you say an idea, the boss interrupts you and asks you to come up with a plan. Say 1000 words, say 10000 words, if you really want the boss to pay attention, you have to put the copy neatly on his desk.

Number three: You like to lie.

You can ask for leave if you have something, and you can be treated if you are sick. But when you are a student, you'd better not lie. White lies are beautiful, but too many white lies are counterproductive. Besides, your lies sometimes don't sound good, just come, if they happen.

In this day and age, it is easier to verify whether you are lying than to whistle. I don't expose you, I protect your self-esteem, but your impression in my mind is greatly reduced.

Although I can't decide your future, I also believe that no one in this world can decide the future of others. However, the accumulation of several "discounts" will definitely make you want a perfect life with frequent defects.

Fourth: You like change.

Changing ideas are the common characteristics of young people, and young people are generally arrogant. But any work should be done step by step, and it is not impossible to go hand in hand, but you have to make sure that you have this ability. Until then, do a good job, ring by ring.

Some jobs, done by different people, have different results. For example, two plates look clean, but because of the different cleaning processes, the cleanliness is even very different. The effect of work is not the best, only better. You concentrate on one job until you reach the perfection in your eyes. This is the first level.

But you don't seem to care. You always have a hard job. As we all know, if you give up striving for perfection in your work, no matter how much you do, it's just to make up the number.

Five: You love to slip.

For example, in an organization, everyone has a division of labor, but work is not a piece of tofu, and the division of labor cannot be as clear as cutting tofu. Otherwise, it is not an organization, but an automobile production line.

Your role may be an actor, but when you are not acting, you have two choices. One is to watch others busy while you stand by. Second, try your best to help others do something, integrate with everyone, and help them not to add chaos. And you, who don't like to start work, keep a low profile when you move. In fact, in the hall, I can clearly see who is trying and who is perfunctory from everyone's every move and manner.

The so-called work in student organizations is actually not a job, but a drill. You are trying to accumulate experience on your own. In other words, I like young people who work hard. Your future boss must also like hard-working young people.

I know your weakness. I'm not your boss, so you don't have to worry. I am your teacher. The most precious thing between teachers and students is simplicity. Money and temptation have nothing to do with us. So, what you hear is true, but you may not take it seriously. It's just that when the boss says this to you, think about it and you will know the ending.