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Write some interesting sentences about people's behavior.
2. "Can I go to the terminal for one dollar?" The driver nodded, and when the man got off the bus, what he said surprised the driver. "Remember, tomorrow, I will pay for going to the terminal from here!"
3. We should be a smart workaholic and work hard for our work-when the boss is around; Fascinated by work-when the boss is watching; Take good care of yourself when the boss is away. Let's be smart workaholics!
The tortoise said to the rabbit, "Life lies in the process. You should be down-to-earth, slow and steady, and take your time. You are eager for success and greedy for vanity, so you can't win the game! " The rabbit said disdainfully, "Hurry up, I have been waiting for a long time."
5, the autumn rain is lingering, the cool breeze is blowing at night, the first frost will warm up, and the blessing will be warm. I wish my friends a warmer and warmer heart every year. Happy first frost!
6. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.
7. I will be more bring disgrace to oneself without you. In the years without me, you will trample on yourself.
8. When buying a ticket, homesickness is a narrow window, I am outside and the conductor is inside; When you can't buy a ticket, homesickness is a powder ticket, I am behind, and the conductor is in front; Get on the bus. Homesickness is a car full. I'm at this end and the toilet is at that end. ...
9. When making money, a bitter tear flows into my heart silently and complains secretly; When spending money, be reluctant, be careful and careful. I wish my friends rich financial resources, rich financial resources and happiness.
10, the miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!
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