Please tell the best joke, if it can make me laugh or laugh, it will be successful! Smile scores high!

People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

2. Although famous flowers are taken, they should be loose.

3. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way.

4. Rats with knives are looking for cats and brothels all over the street, who knows loneliness.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

7. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

8. Lower the national flag and raise me.

9. It's dark. Pervert is complicated.

10. If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

1 1. Looking back suddenly. A group of dogs followed them.

12. Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

13. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

14. No matter how high the grade is, I am afraid that the knife and clothes will hang again and a brick will fall.

15. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart and always think that I can shake the earth.

16. The idea is very rich and full, and now it is very skinny.

17. No amount of water will make you feel lonely.

18. You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

19. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

20. If the relationship is long-lasting, how long will you stay married?

The evil seed left by 2 1. was called Yi Hui.

22. I can't bear it, I can bear it again.

23. I can't learn well when the prison collapses. I didn't go home until the prison collapsed. Detention is nothing, education has nothing to fear. Sentence is a bird, you will be a lifetime pension. Shoot it ~

24. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if the woman dies young.

25. Take your hand and drag your son away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover goes home to grow potatoes.

27. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I took your hairy hand and took a gentle bite. Love makes us walk upright.