Some funny jokes about hooligans

1, it is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

2. I found that there was no paper in the squat pit of the public toilet, and there was nothing I could do. A man next to him said, you can use underwear. ?

? Yeah, I almost forgot.

So I took off my underwear, put it on his head, beat him up and took his paper away.

3、? Doctor, doctor, help my wife, my wife is dying! What happened to her? Within a few days, she lost a lot of weight and her skin was no longer elastic. I am such a wife, please be sure to cure her! ?

? First of all, I am not a doctor. Secondly, she can't hold on like this. I feel sorry for your loss! ? The mechanic looked at me contemptuously and said.

4, children's happiness is priceless! Lamborghini is nothing but millions. The children looked around the car and I took the initiative to pick them up. As long as they have a good time, I don't mind.

Seeing the children jumping and laughing happily, I left happily. . . Anyway, the car is not mine, and the child is not mine!

5、? I was joking with my female colleague just now, so I covered her from behind and wanted her to guess who I was.

? Guess who you are? You fucking covered your eyes. Why are you covering your chest? Pol.ice roared.

6、? You rip other people's wives' pants every day, shameless. How come I haven't seen you rip my pants every day? Can this day be over? If not, leave! ?

? Honey, do you need to make this serious enough for me to change my daughter's diaper?

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