Communicative jokes

I have a friend who works for foreigners.

The foreigner who did a good job praised my friend and said, just so-so. . .

Foreigners were shocked at that time. What is this, Ma Hu Ya's zoo?

The guests from abroad who came to my wedding praised my husband for his good looks.

I said, make do, just ordinary people.

The guest glared at me: why do you marry him if you don't like him?

Last month, I went shopping with some girlfriends (foreigners). I bought a skirt, and they all said it looked good.

Say I have a good figure

I said, come on, I'm getting fat in middle age now.

They got angry on the spot: if you get fatter, we will die. . .