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Pig Bajie is obviously a fairy in the sky, why did she become a demon when she got off the world?

Because he made a big mistake, the jade emperor demoted him to the lower bound to punish him. Being lazy in heaven, I was reincarnated as a pig.

Description of reincarnation: after death, the gods, that is, the human soul, leave the color body, and after experiencing an extremely terrible state, they will eagerly look for a new color body to stop. At this time, they will sense six kinds of light according to karma.

Heaven is pale white, humanity is pale yellow, Asura is pale green, hell is dark, hungry ghosts are pale red, and wild animals are pale blue. These six kinds of lights are soft and dim. According to the depth of karma, which way can the human soul feel? The light of the other road is more and more obvious, and it gradually turns into the whole world. The human soul can only incarnate into this road.

As can be seen from Zhu Bajie's self-report, he is lazy, stupid, lazy and lazy, and the reason why he became immortal is all accidental. One day, when he was sleeping late, he suddenly met his master. The master was amazing and taught him three tricks and two styles to become a great fairy. So Pig Bajie, a pig, has a good idea and good luck.

And this lazy man is insatiable, sleepy and doesn't work all day, and his conduct is just like that of a pig. His master came easily, and he didn't suffer anything from cultivating immortals. Among them, "Nine Turn" and "The Return of Danda" played an important role. The rest of his life can be said to be smooth sailing, and the pigs in the core of the wheel of life will become more and more obvious, so that when he is reborn, he will become pigs.

He turned into a pig and didn't want others to blame him, but when he woke up, he turned into a pig. Marshal Tian Peng in the sky turned out to be a pig, a pig who did nothing but eat and drink all day, and a pig who dared to tease the most beautiful Chang 'e in the sky. It's a complete joke to say it. Thinking of this, Pig Bajie seemed to see Chang 'e's sneer, sneering that he was a bit overreached, and he was a little angry when he thought about it.

Pig Bajie has always argued that he voted for the wrong pig fetus. In front of smart people, he knows all about it, but no one wants to mention his scar.