What humorous sentences are there?

1. The edges and corners are smoothed by life, so they are chubby.

2. Learning Taekwondo is really useful. Last time I fought with someone, I jumped up and got a 360 kick. As a result, I kicked empty, twisted my waist and wronged him by 38 thousand.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

It's not that I love staying up late, but that I need my bright star at night.

My bed not only collapsed, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.