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What is Su Shuang's sweet talk?

1. Madam, did you drop your vest again?

This is a golden finger article, which is completely illogical and has a big brain hole. The hostess has multiple identities, involving entertainment circles, game circles, scientific and technological circles and even a mysterious circle. The key point is that in every circle, she is a big boss, glittering and resplendent, and what is more frightening is that this amazing talent is actually a high school student.

Yes, I'm not mistaken. I am just a high school student and a first-class scholar. I can get full marks in all subjects without reading!

2. Are there any last words before the bridal chamber?

This is an article by Su Shuang Sweet, about a man and a woman wearing two vests, who fall in love anonymously and wait frantically for the horse to fall! High-energy warning: sweet, extremely sweet, menstruation smiles sweetly, life is not easy, and single dog sighs.

3. Put it on before the big pavilion darkens.

1, the female host wears cartoons, tempting the big boss not to be the female partner of cannon fodder. In order to ensure that she will not die and come back smoothly, it turns out that women in the world decided to dress up as women and become good brothers!

2, super obscene sand sculpture, high cold man was brought into the sand sculpture by the female host. In order to prove her "male" identity and avoid being discovered, the woman bought a fake JJ and was able to stretch freely, which was really obscene.

3, there is a fascinating plot that the hostess can eat ghosts, and the place where they first date is in the cemetery.

4, high IQ, dressed as a giant loser

Harvard doctoral students have been wearing books for a long time, and they have become big ladies. Originally, she thought her life was about to begin, but she never expected that it was a useless "loser". Parents are disappointed, classmates despise them, and so are men ... Jiang Yu is noble and reserved, with fair skin and cold temperament. She doesn't eat fireworks, and she never looks at any women.

It's just that this big loser made a persistent pursuit of Jiang Yu ... and turned it into a joke.

5. Bai Lianhua's falling horse scene?

1, the hostess and the old driver pretend to be ladies, and the man pretends to be ugly, which is very interesting.

2, dirty and funny, the hostess is simply a yellow ghost, free and easy and rational, and has a clear plan for her life. Roommates and friends are great people.