Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Look, write, put your mother to sleep and learn to be a mother.
Look, write, put your mother to sleep and learn to be a mother.
At noon, my mother asked me to take a nap. But I want to be free after my mother's tax. Mom said; Baby, you don't sleep, mom sleeps. But mom can't sleep, please coax her! I giggled and said. How do children coax adults? Mom actually sprinkled jiao; "You can only fool me once," I thought it was funny, but on second thought; Mom usually cares so much about me, so let her do it. I patted my mother on the back and sang a lullaby.
Clap your hands and sing, your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier. ......
I don't know how long it took, but I got up as soon as I got excited; Oh, how did I fall asleep! Mother rolled over and yawned; It's sweet to take a nap today! Thanks to my baby girl! Will you coax me every day in the future? I smiled shyly. Lying in bed at night, I heard mom and dad whispering; At noon today, I used a good way to let the children sleep ...' Oh, I was cheated! It suddenly dawned on me.
- Previous article:The complete works of jokes about father attending his daughter's wedding.
- Next article:A Shuai joke
- Related articles
- Humorous sentences (50 sentences) that make up homework crazily are about to start school.
- Asking for jokes or text messages about Singles Day?
- A joke or poem about anger
- Why did Wang Jianlin announce his retirement from China football?
- Tell me some cold jokes.
- How to coax a man?
- What kind of punishment did the concubine who did business among the people receive later?
- Why was "Catcher" Sun Hongbin cheated again?
- How clever was Zhuge Liang in history?
- Provide super funny jokes