Tell me some cold jokes.

1. Once upon a time, the princess and the prince fell in love with this river. Later, they drowned. . .

2. A fat man fell from the twelfth floor and turned out to be a fat man!

Mother took her daughter back from kindergarten and asked on her way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter said, "Big Sprite." Mother is confused. The next day she went to the kindergarten and asked the teacher. The teacher said, "I taught the capital letter' B' yesterday."

4. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread walking on the road. It was suddenly hungry ... so it ate itself. ...

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. ...

I don't know if it is enough. I hope it will be adopted.