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First, boys profess girls.
Hello! Dude, I've been there before. I went through your stage. It's really interesting and tangled. Let's listen to my partner.
After reading your situation, I analyzed it. In this world, if you want to pursue women successfully! Can't use the conventional method! Especially now, you all have a misunderstanding. You all have to confess before you feel that you have any problems, and then wait for others to "admit" after confession. Am I right? '
It's easy to fail, brother. Especially if the other person has no feelings for you. Actually, you can kiss her first. She's confessing! This way, the other person is fresh and exciting, and if it is the first kiss, it will be even more dead set!
Now you must chase your children quickly and accurately, I mean the most important thing. Then, listen to me. I will call you word for word. You cann't play cards according to the routine The logic of chasing girls as usual is outdated!
Let me tell you about my experience and my understanding. I hope it helps you! !
My experience: If you like a girl, calm down first and don't think too much.
Then, what you have to do is to find opportunities to get familiar with him slowly when everyone is active together. Be careful, you don't always go around her, people will resent it. What you have to do is to become excellent and increase capital in all aspects. For example, playing the piano, dancing street dance, computer programming, what other good singing skills, beautiful writing, calligraphy, these, of course, the most important thing is career! ! ! Do your own business well and make more money. If students study well, then your attention will be high. The competitiveness is also great!
I sincerely share my experience, I hope you can learn the essence from it! In a word, more haste, less speed, more haste, more distance, step by step, and finally win her heart! Without teachers around her, you have to accumulate capital! You know, women don't like people who walk around her all day!
Your next step is to develop slowly, ask her out slowly, and then unconsciously try to share your little secret with him, so that you two can become good friends with everything. Finally, at some point, when there are few people, you can chat together, so you can try to ask her questions about boyfriend and girlfriend, and then give him a hint. At that time, don't be timid, you'd better have a drink. If you think you have a good grasp, you can ask her, for example, what do you think?
That's how I succeeded. Anyway, it's urgent. At the moment of final success, you will feel that these days have finally paid off. That feeling is wonderful! Haha, I might as well share the process of my confession here: when I confess, I tell my girlfriend: X, you know, I can meet the right person at the right time, and there are not many such opportunities in my life. The person I meet now is you. I hope you can give me a chance to love you, dear! Then my girlfriend jumped into my arms and refused to get up without thinking! !
(Of course, the two of us were having an ambiguous conversation. I feel it's time, so I must seize the opportunity! Don't be too anxious, because girls like romantic and warm feelings! So he will never forget! Better call her who is hesitant and kiss her! But you should be prepared to be slapped by her. Of course, I think it's nothing! After all, if you want to get your own happiness, the price of a slap is too small!
In fact, confession is actually just a form. The correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that he is very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid".
Have you ever had to confess?
Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while. At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck.
Don't say the word "love" easily.
I often see a "bold confession" in the forum. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility.
Haha, do you know what the highest state is? That is, the man never asked "would you like to be my girlfriend" until he slept with the woman. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!"
I wrote it entirely by myself and felt it myself. I hope I can help the landlord! I'm exhausted from writing ... ha, I didn't expect a lot. No matter how much, as long as I can help you! ! ! According to my method, the success rate is very high and effective! Girls like excitement, hehe.
I wish the landlord an early pursuit of happiness! ! ! ! Wish you a happy life!
If you have any questions, please leave a message and be happy to answer them! !
The second supplementary answer ...
Dude.
Don't let her notice so quickly, or some girls will hurt your enthusiasm if they don't give strength.
You see, anyway, what you do is to improve your strength, and everything will be useful in the future ... what do you think?
Second, girls profess boys.
Boys chase girls, and boys confess to girls they like. However, with the change of the trend of the times, there is no so-called absolute rules of the game. How do girls express their love to boys? If girls still believe that "the right man will fall from the sky as long as women wait quietly", the ups and downs of love are predictable. ...
There are more and more leftover women in modern times. Have girls gone bad? Are boys demanding more and more? Actually, it's not. In this extraordinary period, girls only need to take the initiative to approach and have a chance to get Prince Charming.
First of all, it shows that not confessing is the most basic problem. Are you worried that he will reject you for other reasons or because you don't like it? If it is the former, you have confidence in your future. You can try to tell him what you think and tell him that you can face the problem with him.
If it is the latter, then there is no happiness, but confession is for no regrets. Think about it or not.
If you fall in love with a young man, you should try your best to pursue him, but because the girl is shy, it is not convenient to tell him frankly. Then how can you subtly convey your ideas to him? How do girls confess to boys? Please refer to the following methods:
Write him a letter first and give it to him personally. Try it. If there is an opportunity, make an appointment to chat online and electronically. If you find it inconvenient to write or send letters, try to find out his phone number or @ @ number and leave a message online or by phone to express your feelings.
Flexible use of body language to express indirectly: for example, smiling and eye contact are all good ways to convey your good feelings and goodwill. ; The key point of eye contact is to be distracted and stare straight at each other, which may be misunderstood. We should look at each other, move away, look at each other, move away, look at each other ... then maybe it's his turn to take action.
Use a third party to express: Sometimes if a girl is really difficult to talk, she may help you convey your love through her close friends, such as "xxx often praises you" and "xxx says you are a good person, hearty and true, and I hope your boyfriend will do the same". You express your feelings through your friend's mouth, so it is very realistic, and the other party can't see the flaw. If he is a wise man, he will think that your love will have a good impression on you.
Get what you want: how do girls confess to boys? First of all, you should explore the boy's interests and hobbies in your mind. For example, if a young man likes literature, he will borrow books from the library. You can see clearly what kind of books he likes, borrow more books of the same kind by yourself, and then find an opportunity to talk to him, and turn the topic to the content of such books, and naturally you can talk very speculatively. After a period of contact, if you feel that it suits you, continue; If you feel inappropriate (don't be confused by the words "love at first sight"), just dilute the relationship and slowly withdraw from this love, and both sides will be harmless.
Third, other situations that need attention
Confession is not an easy task. How to confess, when to confess, and where to confess all need to be considered. Let's teach you how to express your love today! !
1. When is a good time to confess:
You need to choose a good time to express your feelings. Of course, this requires a premise (you talked for a while, the girls have a good impression on you, reply to your text messages quickly, and go out to parties several times together). Generally speaking, Valentine's Day, Tanabata and April Fool's Day are good choices, as are the birthdays of men or women.
2. How to say confession:
How to say what you want to say and how to write love letters is the biggest problem that puzzles the majority of boys. I'll talk about it here, such as (the feeling of meeting you for the first time) (I'm always in a good mood when chatting with you) (we have many similar hobbies) (I dream about you several times) (I miss you every day) (I especially want to be with you) and so on.
3. Choose the location of confession:
If you are a shy person, then I suggest you express your feelings through the internet or text messages. Of course, you can also talk directly to your face, such as western restaurants, cafes, and relatively quiet places in a good mood.
4. Prepare in advance:
You can warm up before you confess, such as giving each other a more intimate nickname. For example, come out to meet several times before confession, and send some small gifts. This can be added to the confession afterwards, and the chances of success will be much higher.
5. What should I do if I am rejected?
There are many reasons for refusing, and there must be a reason for refusing. We can decide our next plan according to the situation.
For example, she thinks that both sides are still young, so they can be friends first, keep in touch, and then express their feelings when the time is ripe.
If she bluntly says that she has a crush on someone, or that she doesn't feel anything, it's actually a good choice to be friends. A person who is more suitable for you is still waiting for you to find.
I hope the landlord can confess successfully ~ ~
I hope the landlord will adopt it. Thank you. It's not easy to fight unarmed.
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