Ask for short paragraphs (less than 30 words), the more the better. ..

1. Want to go home: I haven't been home for two years. My wife gave birth to a big fat son this year. I really want to go home and have a look ...

2. Confidential unit: One day my mother checked my homework and found that I made a mistake. She taught me that the unit less than meter is decimeter, and what is the unit less than meter? I've been talking for a long time, but I can't remember. Just answer that it is a confidential unit and it is not convenient to answer.

What can I do when you leave? I resigned and all my colleagues came to see me off. Beautiful Xiaoli, tearful, took my hand and said, "Big Brother, you were at the bottom of every assessment before. What can I do when you leave? "

4. Orange proposed marriage: Orange proposed marriage to orange, but it was rejected by orange, because orange's mother told orange that it is not a good person to take off clothes too easily!

5. It's so cold: A polar bear got bored, so he began to pluck his own hair, one, two, ... Not long after, he said two words: It's so cold!

6. Save it for blowing the lights: A miser wandered around the city because he couldn't hold back going to the toilet. When he got home, he told his wife that he didn't expect it to be just a fart The wife cursed: you idiot, keep blowing the lights.