Lines in Le Jia Huang Xiaolei's sketch "Cell Phone Syndrome"

The essay "Mobile Phone Syndrome" introduces the problem of modern people's over-reliance on mobile phones, which is thought-provoking. The following are lines from Le Jia Huang Xiaolei's essay "Cell Phone Syndrome" for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

(Cell phone ringing)

Voice-over: Nowadays, mobile phones have become an indispensable part of human life, and mobile phone syndrome has spread all over the world. Severe patients must be treated in rehabilitation centers before they can return to normal life.

Le Jia: Hey, son, listen to your father. Keep the phone screen away from your eyes. Did you hear that? Watch your eyes. Okay, I'm not talking to you. I'm texting. Who sent this message?

Wang Meng: Honey, are you there? Honey, are you there, honey? Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

Zhou Jian: Hey, man, call for another two hours. Don't worry, there is electricity. My motto is, you can skip meals, but your mobile phone must have electricity and calls.

Su Shiwei: Welcome to my studio. Thank you for lighting it for me. Thank you, babies. I seem to see a star. I want to take a photo with him. Hello, teacher, can I take a picture with you? Thank you. Thank you, Mr Yu-Ching Fei. Dear babies, please wait for me for a while I want to send a circle of friends. Be sure to explode your circle of friends today.

(Song "Brush Brush", Dance)

Lyrics: brush brush, my circle of friends, brush brush, circle of friends, brush brush, circle of friends, spend all your time in your circle of friends, brush brush, circle of friends, brush brush, circle of friends, don't waste all your time in that circle of friends, brush brush brush, circle of friends, brush brush brush, circle of friends, don't waste all your time.

Le Jia: I come from 139. Which ward are you in?

Wang Meng: I have 186.

Le Jia: 186, and you?

Zhou Jian: I come from 136.

Le Jia: 136.

Huang Xiaolei: Hang up, hang up.

Le Jia: Girl, how much are you 1?

Huang Xiaolei: My waistline is 1 8 inches.

Le Jia: Who asked about your waistline? I asked you which ward?

Huang Xiaolei: I have 177.

Le Jia, Wang Meng and Zhou Jian: new members.

Le Jia: Do you know the rules here?

Huang Xiaolei: What are you doing? You have to shave your head to come here.

Le Jia: What are you shaving? Newcomers have to take the main road, okay?

Huang Xiaolei: Let's talk in groups or in private.

Le Jia: Group chat.

Zhou Jian: Heavenly King covers the land.

Huang Xiaolei: The network is a bit congested.

Wang Meng: River Demon in Baota Town.

Huang Xiaolei: You pay all the phone bills.

Le Jia: Mohah, we'll talk at noon.

Huang Xiaolei: Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. I dare to hang up!

Le Jia, Wang Meng and Zhou Jian: Great.

Le Jia: Honey, I can't see that I'm still an advanced mobile phone controller. Sure. How did you get in?

Other answers:

It's ... hard to be so professional.

There are too many low-headed people now.

Cheng Ming: (pretending) I am alone. Didn't I tell you this morning that this year's Cao Yu Cup National Sketch Competition was held in Xuancheng, and I received a task to create sketches. The park is quiet. I'm thinking of a sketch about a cell phone story.

After dancing in the square dance, I got better. Sister, this is called retirement syndrome! The more you can't stand the development of your new body ... Do you want us to go now? We're not leaving yet! Pan Changjiang: Hey hey, this seems to be my mobile phone!

After dancing in the square dance, I got better. Sister, this is called retirement syndrome! The more you can't stand the development of your new body ... Do you want us to go now? We're not leaving yet! Pan Changjiang: Hey hey, this seems to be my mobile phone! Cai ...

I used to be a sick girl, and I was in good health after dancing square dance. It's called retirement syndrome ... what, if you let us go now, we won't go? Hey, this seems to be my cell phone. Come here, I'll tell you. ...