The funniest joke in history

One of the funniest jokes in history:

1。 Once I heard a man's room calling in a restaurant. Convex? Did anyone call the ladies' room? Concave?

2。 One day I went to a tourist attraction and saw a public toilet: the men's toilet is called waterfall pavilion. The ladies' room is called Tingyuxuan.

3。 Toilet in Li Zheng Bar: Springs jingle.

4。 In an old Beijing miscellaneous sauce noodle restaurant, the lintel of the toilet reads: Anmaomen.

5。 We have a restaurant here, and the toilet is still called? Relaxed pavilion? woollen fabric

6。 The toilet in our school used to be called the embassy.

7。 My toilet is called Yasukuni Shrine.

8。 The toilet in the West Lake is also called:? Guiyi?

9。 What's the name of a toilet in Hunan restaurant? Liberated area? .

10。 There is a bar and a small toilet in Kunming. You can only go to the trumpet. Is there a sign on the wall? Please don't come because the road is too small?

1 1。 The toilet in a farmhouse restaurant is called sorghum field.

12。 The other is called "Easy Zone".

13。 There is a middle school in a township. Both men's and women's toilets have two moon doors. The door on the men's toilet says "Yingchun Gate", and the door on the women's toilet says "Xiangyang Gate".

14。 I've seen a bar. What's the name of the men's room? Qingtianmen, what's that woman's name? Fangcaoge?

15。 Xi 'an Da Ji 'an toilet is called Jingxinge Men's Toilet. There is a plaque hanging at the door of the toilet, which reads "Take pains."

Hang a plaque in front of the ladies' room and put it down.

16。 I met a man who told me that my road had been crooked and crossed a sheltered valley.

17。 Our school is called the Privy Council!

18。 Hot pot restaurant toilet name: easy moment

19。 We have a rural public toilet called the granary of the world?

20。 I went to a temple, toilet nomination? Stay away from the dust house? !

2 1。 What is the name of the forest park toilet in Zhengzhou? What's the name of the green tent men's room? What's the name of the men's and women's toilets? Women are unknown.

22。 ? The grain is regenerated there.

23。 Does a person's name smell? Male solution female solution?

24。 The name of the toilet I have ever seen: discharge (discharge)

25。 I've seen this toilet, too. What are the men's and women's toilets called respectively? Men's volleyball? Does this word have a taste? Male solution female solution?

2 6. A restaurant in Haikou, male named Nantianyizhu, female named Daxiaodongtian.

The funniest joke in history:

1, a priest is playing golf and a nun is watching. When the first shot missed, the priest swore. Damn it, it missed! ? Hit again, and the priest scolded again: Damn it, it missed again! ? The nun said:? God will punish you for swearing as a priest. ? As soon as the voice fell, I heard a thunder chop the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky. Damn, I missed it, too! ?

2. believers:? Almighty God, how long is ten thousand years for you?

God:? I blink my eyes. ?

Believer:? What about 654.38+0 billion yuan?

God:? This is just one of my hairs. ?

Believer:? Oh, merciful God, please give me a hair. ?

God:? No problem. I'll give it to you after I blink. ?

The head coaches of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup. God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.

4. There was a man who had a son in middle age and liked him very much. He tried to bring up his son and put him through college. His son is dressed in a suit and has a red face, but he is ragged and hungry. He saved money to buy a house for his son, married a wife, and became old himself. However, his son was unfilial and kicked him out of the house on a stormy night. The old man came to a ruined temple to take shelter from the rain. The old man was very sad and sighed: God, why is it so unfair to me? After a flash of lightning, an older voice said, this is karma. ? At this time, the old man saw an older man coming in and out of the corner of the ruined temple. The old man was startled: Are you a god? The old man said: Asshole! You kicked me out more than twenty years ago. I'm your father. You don't know me?

In the barber shop, when the priest cut his hair and paid the money, the barber said. I don't charge you, just as a service to God. ? The next morning, the barber saw a thank-you letter and some bibles at the door of the shop.

A few days later, a policeman had to pay for a haircut. The barber said, I will serve our community if I don't charge you. ?

The next morning, the barber saw another thank-you letter and some community service manuals at the door of the shop.

A few days later, a government official came to have a haircut. When paying the money, the barber said to him: I don't charge you, just serve the government. ? The next morning, the barber saw a row of government officials standing in front of the door.

6. One day, Clinton's wife, Chirac, was taken to see God. She found many watches hanging in God's living room, some walking fast and some walking slowly.

So she asked God's servant: Why does God collect so many watches? These watches don't go that fast?

The servant of God said: These watches represent people's lives. Everyone in the world has a watch. If he has a lot of things, his watch will go fast, but if he doesn't, his watch will go slowly. ?

Chirac looked around and said, why didn't I see my husband Clinton's watch? The servant of God said: Your husband's watch was taken to the office by God as an electric fan!

7. An old couple born in the same year and the same month lived together for 35 years. Today, they held a grand banquet to celebrate their 60th birthday. During the dinner, God came. God praised the old couple. Really? A loving couple? And promised to give each of them a wish. The old lady said excitedly, we are poor. I just want to have a good look at the world and make a trip around the world. ?

God waved his hand, and with a bang, a dozen plane tickets fell into the old lady's hand from the air. It's the old man's turn to make a wish. He pondered for a while and said, I want to marry a woman 30 years younger than me. ?

Here comes God again. Bang! ?

The old man suddenly turned 90.

8. God pinched a person with mud, and from then on there was a human being;

There were white people first-because God put clay figurines on the fire and roasted them lightly;

Secondly, there are blacks-because they are worried that the heat will not reach the result;

Later, when we mastered the best temperature, we became yellow, so we were God's most successful masterpiece.

9. Little Peter proudly said to his friend, My uncle is a priest, and everyone calls him a respected priest. ?

Little Paul said: My uncle is a bishop, and everyone who talks to him calls him your Excellency. ?

Rakus Jr. was unconvinced: What's the big deal? My uncle weighs 150kg. ? All the people shouted when they saw him. Oh! Oh, my God! ?

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