Please help me translate the following jokes into English. Never use a translator. Thank you (* _ _ *)

But girls don't like him.

So he sneaks around every day.

Finally, one day, the girl couldn't bear it.

Ask a boy

What do you like about me? Can't I change it?

A boy fell in love with a girl, but the girl had no interest in the boy. However, the boy never stopped.

Finally, the girl became impatient with the boy and asked, "Why do I love you? Can't I change it for you?

2. There was a game walking in the street, and suddenly my head felt itchy.

Scratched and caught fire.

After being sent to the hospital, it became a cotton swab.

A match was walking in the street, and my head felt itchy.

He scratched his head, ignited a raging fire, and was taken to the hospital, but people were surprised to see that the match turned into a cotton swab as soon as it came out.

3. Q: What will red beans become when they fall from the upstairs?

Answer: mung bean, because it is green.

Q: What will mung beans become when they fall from upstairs?

Answer: Red bean, because he is bleeding.

Q: What will happen to red beans when they fall from upstairs?

A: Mung beans. Because it turned blue.

Q: What happens to mung beans when they fall from upstairs?

A: Red beans. Because it will bleed.

4. Kettle, why do you always cry? Is it because the ass is too hot?

Hey, keitel, why are you crying?

Is it because your ass is burning?

People say that the sun is new every day.

How dare you pull a long face?

People say that the sun is new every day. You have the nerve to show such concern.

Don't take life too seriously, you can't leave alive anyway.

Don't take your life so seriously, you can't leave alive.