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Modern Family Classic Quotations

Modern Family is a sitcom narrated and filmed in the form of Mockumentary, which was produced by 2th century Fox Film Company Julie? Made in Bowen. The following are the classic quotations about modern families that I collected for you. Welcome to read them.

Modern Family Classic Quotations

(1) I used to be a loner at school. They thought I was strange and I didn't try to explain it. Maybe you are going through this time now. But the funny thing about growing up is here. For many years, everyone was afraid of being unconventional and different from ordinary people. Then all of a sudden, almost overnight, everyone wants to be different from others, like a big army suddenly turning around and running in the opposite direction, and we knew this day would come, just waiting quietly.

(2), you all try your best to protect something beautiful.

(3), We are from different world, yet we have someone fit together.

(4), we come from different worlds, but we are compatible with each other, and love has bound us closely, and we have weathered ups and downs. I have only one thing to say before you.

(5) Everyone has something to be afraid of, isn't it? Fear of heights, clowns, and narrow spaces can all be overcome, and then we have children. Are they gregarious? Is it safe? We are doomed to worry all our lives. So sometimes we just have to take a deep breath, hug them and hope everything will be all right.

(6) At this time of year, we often talk about traditions. Although we love our traditions deeply, sometimes our best memories come from the most subversive moments.

(7), if I want to be a bit of an adult, should I be like a normal adult in the world or like these adults at home? If you want me to be like an adult in the family, then it's not difficult.

(8), I don't care if it's in a wall or if it's in the ground. Just as long as I end up with you.

(9), this is the funny thing about marriage. You fall in love with a ... excellent person, but as time goes by, you can only see the other person's ordinary.

(1) So, what's the secret of being a good father? Sometimes things will go your way, and sometimes they won't, but you have to stick to it, because when all the dust falls, most of the characteristics of a good father will naturally appear.

(11) Why did Van Gogh create the painting Starry Sky? Maybe it's because the sky is beautiful, and everyone likes to look up at the starry sky, which reminds us that something in the sky is staring at us all the time.

(12), never ask questions you don't want the answer ro

(13), I just wanted to go home at that time, but I must find a way to apologize when I go back. They could have hated me and embarrassed me, but they didn't. I love them.

(14) We often do strange things for the people we love deeply. We lie to them and we lie for them. Life may be bumpy, but we always want them to live a perfect life. It is like shouldering the heaviest burden, but it is the sweetest burden in the world.

(15) We teach children that winning or losing doesn't matter. But to be fair, it feels great to win. The moment they were in the sun was unparalleled. Beautiful. Maybe every parent wants their children to have such a moment, and even hopes that they can do the same. Sometimes we are too demanding of results, which leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. How can it not be too much? My idea is that guilt will always pass, and medals are the last word.

(16), family members are family members, no matter they are born by blood, or accompany them for the rest of their lives, or a small family with scattered branches and leaves, there are family members who experience Christmas every day.

(17), whether they make changes for themselves or their loved ones,%, sometimes this is enough? s for themselves or for the people they love, yeah,%, sometimes that? Just enough.

(18) If you love it, set it free. Unless it is a lion

(19), people will always surprise you. You are blinded by appearances, used to seeing their front side, and think that seeing is believing. At this time, they will be surprised and show their complex hearts that are hidden from you. People can surprise you.You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles.They are what they are.And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed.

(2), some times the louderware, the less we're heard.

(21), don't you feel as if you can embrace the whole world with your arms out? Doesn? t it feel like these arms could go around the world?

(22), this is the ridiculous thing about marriage. You fall in love with a ... excellent person, but as time goes by, you can only see the other person's ordinary.

(23) I just want to go home at the moment, but I'm sure I'll find a way to apologize when I come back. They could have hated me for embarrassing me, but they didn't. I love them.

(24), when you speak, you must look at the other person's eyes, even if the other person is blind, and then tell him that I am looking at your eyes

(25). If you ask me before the party if I want a chain reaction of a series of disasters to happen, resulting in Luke breaking his arm, I will probably say no. But anyway, Luke is the focus of attention on his birthday, and the whole family gets together, which is exactly what a family birthday party should look like.

(26), our lovers are different from us, which will definitely lead to conflicts, but what you want is different people. Modern family classic lines

(27), did I intentionally lose to make him happy? Maybe. But today, he needs this victory. We often do strange things for the people we love deeply. We lie to them and we lie for them. Life may be bumpy, but we always want them to live a perfect life. It is like shouldering the heaviest burden, but it is the sweetest burden in the world. Synopsis

America today? Modern family? There are also experiences that are difficult for every family to read. Don't believe it? Look at these three families and you will understand. Three different and closely connected family jokes are constantly thought-provoking. Role introduction

Claire? Deng Fei actor Julie? Bowen

Claire Dunphy (full name: Claire Melinda Dunphy) is Phil's wife, Jay's eldest daughter, Mitchell's sister, Manny's stepsister, and the hostess of Dunphy's family. She is a traditional American housewife with three children. In the fifth season, she began to help her father manage the family cupboard business. She was very rebellious when she was a teenager. Is she a? Bad girl? Later, after graduating from high school, I met Phil, and they accidentally conceived their eldest daughter, Haley, in the communication stage, so in 1993? Fengzi married? Claire quit her job soon and became a full-time housewife until the fifth season. She is worried that her children will repeat their mistakes, so she is very strict with her children. Personality is stubborn and strong, and he is the main spokesperson of the family.

Phil? Deng Fei actor Tai? Blier

Phil Dunphy (full name: Philip Humphrey Dunphy) is Claire's husband and the man of the Dunphy family. He was born in Florida on April 3, 1967. He married Claire in 1993 and has three children, which is the main source of income for the family. Occupation as a real estate agent. He is humorous, likes to play tricks, and often thinks he is a cool father. He had several girlfriends when he was young, but now he is a good family man. Hands-on ability and sales ability are very strong, at least he thinks so, always trying to please Claire and Jay. And has a unique memory method and a private heart sutra for educating children.

Haley? Dunphy actress Sarah? Haley Dunphy (full name: Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy) is the eldest daughter of Deng Fei's family, born on December 1th, 1993, a typical adolescent girl. With a beautiful face, she was a beauty queen in high school. In the fourth season, he entered the community college, and in the sixth season, he worked as a fashion designer and famous designer Gavin? Sinclair's assistant. Like Claire, she is a little rebellious and emotionally mature, but her driving skills are not good and her emotional intelligence is high. She has a ex-boyfriend Dylan, the lead singer of a broken band, who fell in love with Andy, the nanny of the pritchett family, in the sixth season. In the first episode of the seventh season, Andy and his girlfriend were prevented from proposing marriage, but they gave up. Later, I got back together with my ex-boyfriend Dylan.

Alex? Dunphy actor Ariel? Alex Dunphy (full name: Alexandria Anastasia Dunphy) is the second daughter of Deng Fei's family, born in 1996. She has first-class grades and is a schoolmaster. Always with a little bad humor, I like to watch jokes from my sister and brother. Her family once worried about her excessive precocity and high IQ. After graduating from high school in the sixth season, I began to apply for universities. At the end of the season, I was told that I was not admitted to Harvard University, but I was successfully applied by California Institute of Technology. The second episode of the seventh season was enrolled. At the end of the sixth season, I was with Sanjay, my high school nemesis. Break up after college.

Luke? Dunphy actor Nolan? Luke Dunphy (full name: Lucas Philip Dunphy) is the youngest son of Deng Fei's family, born on November 28th, 1998. He is cute and funny, naive and simple. He and Manny often play together. He is a boy who attaches great importance to his family, but he often picks up girls with Manny.

Jay? Pritchett actor Ed? Jay Pritchett (full name: Jay Francis Pritchett) is the father of Claire, Mitchell and Joe, Manny's stepfather, Gloria's husband, the grandfather of the three children of Dunphy's family, and Lily's grandfather. He was born on May 23, 1947 and is the elder of the family. He has his own cabinet business, is he a? Rich old man? In 1968, he married his ex-wife Didi and had Claire and Mitchell, but divorced her in 23. In 29, she married a Colombian beauty Gloria, so she had a son Manny born by Gloria and her ex-husband, and a son Joe born by Gloria in the fourth season. He is a bit stubborn, but he dotes on his wife very much. Often lukewarm to Phil. ;