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Write interesting things in summer vacation.
I spent my holiday at my grandparents' home this year.
One day, it was sunny and sunny, and I went to play in the vegetable field with some friends. As soon as I entered the vegetable field, I saw tall poplars growing on both sides of the road, and green vegetables were planted in the field, including potatoes, cabbage, carrots and so on.
We play games under a tall poplar tree. Suddenly, a "black thing" flew into the little friend's neck. He felt itchy, touched his neck, took out a black bug and shouted, "I caught a longicorn!" " Oh! So this black thing is longicorn. It has a pair of long tentacles, two thorns on its neck and yellow dots on its back.
I remember my grandfather told me that longicorn beetle, longicorn beetle, is a pest. It lives on poplar trees and lives by sucking the sap of trees. So I said to my little friend, "longicorn beetles are pests." Let's catch them and play. " I got a bamboo pole and found a longicorn, so I pulled it out with a bamboo pole and fell from the tree. After a while, each of us caught one. I suggested: Who are we faster than the longicorn? Let's name the longicorn and start the game. My longicorn is called "General Blackhead". At first, "General Blackhead" was far ahead. After a while, the obvious "Big Marshal" slowly caught up from behind and gradually approached my "Blackhead General". I tried my best to cheer for it. It seems to have understood my words, gradually accelerated its speed, left another longicorn behind and won the championship. I am very happy.
The longicorn competition is really interesting!
Junior high school students' summer composition summer fun
Last summer vacation, my parents and I made an appointment to hold a "family quiz".
The summer vacation is coming. On the day of the competition, I first learned the appearance of the host on TV, walked onto the stage, cleared my throat and said, "Now, I declare that the family intelligence competition has officially begun. First of all, we ask red mother to answer the question: what is classical Chinese? Please give an example. " After hearing this, my mother thought for a while and said, "Classical Chinese refers to a poem with characters, feelings and sense. For example, the ancient narrative poem "Learning Games" tells us that we should concentrate on studying or doing anything, otherwise we will accomplish nothing. " I can't help clapping my hands and saying, "That's right, the red edge adds ten points." After that, he turned and wrote "Jia 10" on the blackboard. "We asked Dad Lan to ask a question: Two geese were put in the refrigerator at the same time. An hour later, one died and the other was still alive. Why? " "Well, well ..." Seeing that my father couldn't answer, I revealed the answer: "Because that goose is not an ordinary goose, it is the owner of the Antarctic-penguin, so I gave Blue ten points less! The following is a joke contest. No matter what jokes you tell, as long as you make your mother-in-law happy, you can get extra points! " As soon as the voice fell, my mother raised her hand and said, "Once upon a time, there was a king of jokes. Once, he broke into a house by mistake and was caught. When the man heard him say that he was a famous joke king, he asked him to say a word to make him laugh. The joke king said a fart word without thinking, but the man didn't understand what it meant. The king of jokes said,' It's up to you to let it go or not. "I heard that, I couldn't help laughing, even my mother's opponent, Dad, laughed. ...
Finally, my mother won 20 points. This "quiz" is really interesting. It not only enriches our knowledge of Chinese, but also tests our intelligence and adds endless fun to our family.
Summer fun
Xu Baobao, Class 5, Grade 4, Fengshun Primary School, Fengshun County, Meizhou City, Guangdong Province
In the long summer vacation, there is infinite happiness. Now, let me tell you an interesting story about summer vacation.
One day, I stayed at home and felt very puzzled. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and thought of a good idea. Is to play nose-to-nose with my sister. I told my sister what I thought, and she readily agreed.
I first drew a clown doll with no nose on the blackboard. My sister found a magnet instead of a nose. I started sticking to my nose. My sister first covered my eyes with a piece of cloth. I walked slowly to the blackboard, touched it left and right, and found a place to put my nose. At this moment, my sister smiled. I pulled off the cloth and saw that the clown doll not only had no nose, but also had a mole on its mouth. My sister proudly said, "Look at me." I saw my sister hurried to the blackboard and found a place to set her nose. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it. Sister quickly took off her cloth and smiled. It turned out that Eva the clown not only didn't have a nose, but turned into a cyclops. The clown baby seems to be particularly angry.
At this time, my father heard the laughter and came over and asked, "What's so funny? Tell me about it. " My sister and I winked, walked up to my father, blindfolded him and stuffed my nose into his hand. Dad understood what we meant, slowly approached the blackboard, found the right position and lowered his nose. "The clown baby has a nose!" We cheered.
Summer fun
During the summer vacation, my mother took me fishing in the pond. A fence was built around the pond, and many green trees were planted outside the fence. There is an aisle where people can walk, and there are several birds singing in the sky, which makes me want to see what the pond looks like as soon as possible. When I entered the fence, we immediately started fishing. As soon as I fished, I caught two or three fish, and soon I caught a small bucket of fish and jumped around happily. After a while, I grabbed it with a jerk. Wow! A shrimp, this shrimp is silvery white, and its two beards stand high, as if to say, "Look at me!" " Suddenly, a white bird flew by. I asked my mother, "What kind of bird is this? "Mom said;" This is an egret. "A Line of Egrets Up to the Sky" is about egrets. "I asked," is the sky dead? "Mom smiled and replied," If you fly into the blue sky, how can you die? "I thought: I'm so funny, I can't even tell flying into the blue sky from dying, really! Later, we caught a lot of fish. Although the weather is very hot, we are still very happy. I think: next time I will ask my mother to take me fishing here.
On July 2 1 day, I came to the outdoor swimming pool of the swimming pool for the first time. In the process of learning to swim, my mood is like a five-flavor bottle, full of ups and downs.
First of all, I choked on water.
Today is the first day. I dragged my feet into the water. Suddenly I felt like I was soaked in "ice", shivering with cold, and soon I got used to it. First of all, coach Li asked us to hold our breath. I used to spit in the water at one breath. Therefore, after only a few seconds underwater, I was out of breath, and the water flowed out of my eyes, nose, ears and mouth, which made me very embarrassed. Other companions burst into laughter.
Second, drink water.
Today is the eighth day. Many people have learned to swim, but I still can't. All I know is to hold the wall and squat my feet. When coach Li pulled my hand away from the pool wall and let me swim with my hands and feet, I sank into the water before I could swim. When my head surfaced again, I clearly knew that there was water in my mouth and more water in my stomach.
Third, success stories.
Today is the day before the exam. I was taken to the deep water area by coach Li. Before he let go, he said to me, "I'll let you go." If you want to breathe, swim. If you don't want to breathe, just hold your breath underwater and don't jump. If you grab the lane line or walk there, you have to drink water. " Then I let go. I was forced and scared, so I had to swim hard because I thought: I don't want to drink any more water. My body will gradually float, and I am very happy. My hand suddenly touched something hard, and I looked up. Ah, it's the wall! I can swim five to eight meters by going back and forth like this several times. Li took me to shallow water again and let me swim for ten meters, so I was free. I immediately swam desperately on a whim. I swam eight meters for the first time. Wow! The second time, I only swam three meters. The third time, I pulled myself together and got up the courage to swim to ten meters in one breath. I won!
Fourth, the failure record
Today is the day of the exam, and I am muddling along in the water. Li shouted, "Get ready to go!" I tried to swim forward, but something unexpected happened. Something soft and Mao Mao got into my nostrils, and I really wanted to sneeze. So I looked up and sneezed, but it was too long and my feet touched the ground. The coach asked me to swim again, and the result was still the same. I was really disappointed that I didn't get the exam.
Although I failed, I was only one step away from success, and I was not discouraged. Looking at the tanned skin, I am still full of confidence. I firmly believe that through hard work, the swimming exam will be successful.
Talking about interesting things this summer vacation is really a dime a dozen. For example, I won the third prize, the second prize of composition, the second prize of mathematics and so on. But the thing that brought me the greatest happiness this summer vacation was not that I didn't win the prize, but that I went to my grandmother's house to play. Why do you say that? Listen to me. Before the summer vacation, my parents told me that I could go to my grandmother's house during the summer vacation. I'm so happy! Like a pie falling from the sky. Although I know that nothing can fall in the sky, my mood at the moment can be expressed in this sentence! I waited at home silently for such a day to go to my grandmother's house. Finally, God paid off, and I finally looked forward to such a day. The day before I went to my grandmother's house, my mother took me to the supermarket. I took a basket to pick something. I picked things and finally packed a bag of things. Then my mother and I paid the bill and left happily. The next morning, I got up early and saw that the sun was still shining and rising slowly, and suddenly an idea came to my mind if the sun rose in the west. While I was dreaming, my mother woke me up. It turns out that my mother got up earlier than me. I put on my clothes and pants and ran downstairs as fast as I could. What happened? My family got up earlier than me, but I immediately realized that my face had not been washed. I washed my face as quickly as possible, had a good breakfast, and then asked my father if you would take me or my grandmother and I would go by car. Father asked, "What are you talking about?" Maybe I still have porridge in my mouth. Every time my father listens clearly, I will answer the question again. This time, dad listened carefully and said in a positive tone, "of course I will send you." So our happy journey began, talking and laughing all the way, so happy! Maybe it's sunny today, so we are in a good mood. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, my father left, and my grandmother was so busy that I couldn't cook lunch at all. Maybe my grandmother doesn't know what time it is. Fortunately, I brought a few barrels of instant noodles, and I thought it was better to make do with it than nothing. I had a good time at my grandmother's house for the first few days, but the next few days seemed to be a few years later, but I couldn't bear to leave, so the happy trip came to a successful conclusion.
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