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Lost the gold necklace.
April 2002, when I was not the boss. I went to Hong Kong to play, and I brought 10,000 Hong Kong dollars. Seeing my peers sweeping goods in Hong Kong Golden Supreme, I couldn't help but be tempted and bought a rare gold necklace, 7,000 Hong Kong dollars. Of course it's for my wife. But my wife is a little unhappy. She said it was foolish of you to buy such expensive things at tourist attractions. I said, I admit that I am stupid, and I will never buy this kind of thing in the scenic spot again.
Whether this gold necklace is true or not, consider it my love for my wife.
There is also a gold necklace, which I just gave to someone else. It sounds like a joke, but to be exact, it is to properly handle one thing.
That was a few years ago, I took more than 30 employees of the factory for two days, and I lived outside. I want everyone to have a good time. But on the way back the next day, a female worker was crying in the car. She said a gold necklace was missing. So, I stopped to look in the car, but there was no one. She can't remember where she lost the gold necklace. Several of her fellow villagers told me that you are the boss and she lost her gold necklace. What should I tell her husband when I get home? They asked me to pay her a gold necklace. My heart is bitter. I kindly take you out to play, and I don't want you to pay a penny. Why would anyone want me to pay for the gold necklace? But they were firm and talked a lot about their pain. My heart softened and I promised to pay for it.
I asked, how much is it?
They said, it should be two thousand yuan.
All right, I'll take out two thousand yuan.
She stopped crying, and your tears flowed to my face. Because it is not easy for employees to survive, let the boss suffer. From then on, when I go out to travel with a group, it is stipulated that you are not allowed to wear gold necklaces. If you lose them, you are responsible for them, which has nothing to do with the factory.
Luckily, I lost a gold necklace. In case I lose a female employee, what can I do to compensate you?
Ha ha ha, in this women's festival, I wish my female compatriots healthier, more beautiful and happier!
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