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Why didn’t Sun Wukong let the green-haired lion strike him for the third time?

(Six Stone Image Issue 298)

In the 75th chapter of the original work, Sun Wukong fought with a green-haired lion monster in Shituoling. Sun Wukong let the green lion chop off his head three times.

The first chop on the head was of no use, and the second chop split Sun Wukong in half. Sun Wukong withdrew his body and did not let the green-haired lion make the third chop. Instead, he hit the green lion with a stick, and then Sun Wukong was swallowed by the green lion.

Then the question is, Sun Wukong’s head is so hard, why can the second sword of the Blue Lion cut Sun Wukong in half? Sun Wukong won't die if he is cut in half, so why not let the green-haired lion cut him a third time? Let’s take a look at the description of this paragraph in the original book:

Qingshi saw Sun Wukong turned into two and said: "I heard that you can use the clone method, how can you take this method and use it in front of me!"

Sun Wukong asked: "What is the method of splitting the body?"

The Green Lion said: "Why did you chop you first and not move, and now I chop you and you are two people?"

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Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Monster, don't be afraid. I'll cut you 10,000 swords, and I'll return 20,000 of you!"

The Green Lion said: "You monkey, you can only clone. , can't hold back. If you have the ability, just give me a stick."

Sun Wukong said: "You are not allowed to lie, you have to chop me three times, but you only hacked me twice; teach me. If I hit you with a stick, if I hit half a stick, my surname will not be Sun!”

Then Sun Wukong withdrew and was about to hit the green lion. The green lion knew the power of the golden cudgel and was afraid of being beaten, so he Use a knife to stop him.

Have you noticed? How does Xiao Zhuanfeng describe the ability of the Blue Lion: The big king can change, as big as a city wall and as small as a rapeseed, and in the Wuji Kingdom, the Green Lion's transformation was enough to fool Sun Wukong.

Because he is proficient in the art of change, it is said that Sun Wukong uses the clone method. But Sun Wukong didn't even think of using the clone method, he was literally cut in two.

Moreover, whether it was the first or second blow, Sun Wukong actually laughed after the blow.

We know that Sun Wukong didn’t smile before the first blow, and he was casting a spell above his head. So the first chop from the blue lion is fine. Sun Wukong laughed at the green lion. When the green lion saw that Sun Wukong was laughing, the green lion immediately swung his second sword and cut Sun Wukong in two. Sun Wukong didn't use the clone method at all, but he couldn't kill himself with this sword.

I vaguely remembered my first opponent, the Demon King. The Demon King used a knife to kill Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong actually avoided the blade and fought with the Demon King.

It can be seen that the sword of Qingshi did a lot of damage to Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong was injured, and my majestic Monkey King was actually injured by this sword. No, I'm going to hit him. So before the green lion cuts the third sword, he will hit the green lion.

You may want to say that even the Golden Cudgel can’t pry off the Tightening Curse. The Blue Lion’s knife is worse than the Golden Cudgel. Why can it break through the Tightening Curse’s defense?

In fact, the Tightening Curse is just a line. It cannot be seen carefully at ordinary times. It disappeared after the real and fake Monkey King. It was only discovered by Sun Wukong when he arrived at Lingshan. There are too many thrilling things in Shituoling. , Sun Wukong forgot about it before he had time to notice.

So why did Sun Wukong still laugh at the Blue Lion after suffering internal injuries? Bullshit, can people see through this shameful thing? It would be embarrassing to see through it. I have to find a way to get off myself.

In life, we may make some jokes from time to time and be laughed at. This is normal.

In order to prevent innocent idlers from having something to talk about after dinner, we can find another way to resolve the embarrassment. But when you make a mistake, don't cover up the first mistake with a bigger mistake, otherwise it will be really embarrassing.