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What did qq farm animals say?
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& ltl> is unprecedented! Never! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> pats his head to make a decision, and pats his chest to make sure to leave. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> people are always on strange roads and watching strange scenery. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> It is said that eating more tomatoes can play a role in sun protection. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Do what you are afraid of, and your fear will naturally disappear. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Everybody line up, and then the eagle will play the game. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Give the host a poached egg later. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I have a brother who went to Orleans and became famous. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Not everyone with wings can fly. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird is eaten by me. & lt/l & gt;
Rabbit (English: Rabbit) is a herbivorous mammal, with big ears, split upper lip, short upturned tail, shorter forelimbs than hind limbs and good at jumping. Rabbit meat is edible. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Buy a radish and cut it. Cut it and stew it. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is always hanging around in the kitchen, so how can we not cut our hands? & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Life without friends is like life without sunshine. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Mango should not be eaten with spicy food such as garlic. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> tells itself once a day: "I'm really fine." & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Do you have a turtle? I want to finish the race. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Happiness is shredded pork on chopsticks. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Why is it so brittle? Just a big radish. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If I don't beat you, I will turn against you. & lt/l & gt;
Goose is a kind of poultry. There is sarcoma on the forehead, long neck, flat and wide mouth, short legs, webbed toes and white or gray feathers. It can swim and eat grains, vegetables, fish and shrimp. Goose meat and eggs are edible. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Special people never say that they are special, such as me. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> accountant said, "Come and get my salary later. I have no change. " & lt/l & gt;
& ltl>'s biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about making mistakes. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating sweet potatoes and persimmons together is easy to get stones. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl>'s ideal is always full, but the reality is very skinny. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Your Goose is insufficient, please recharge it in time! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Goose, Goose, Goose, I'm so hungry. Give me some grass. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Cao Zhi praised me when he was seven years old. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I don't like going out, because I am a goose that stays at home. & lt/l & gt;
Cats (English: cat) are carnivorous toothlike animals, and they are covered with hair. Cats have fat pads at the bottom of their toes and sharp claws at the ends of their toes, so they are experts in catching mice. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Give me some sunshine, and I will be brilliant. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> only gets age if it doesn't work hard. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Experience is extracted from pain. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating onions and honey together is harmful to the eyes. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> As long as you have confidence, people will never be defeated. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> When I woke up, it was already dark. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Tiger and I are family, so there is such a big gap. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I also like to play hide and seek. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I used to be the owner of a tiger. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationship: Have you eaten? & lt/l & gt;
Peacock (English: Peacock) belongs to the order Chicken, also known as the moon bird. It is regarded as the "king of birds", a beautiful ornamental bird and a symbol of good luck, kindness, beauty and luxury. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> I have retired for a long time, but I am on the ranch. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Advantages: I am handsome. Disadvantages: handsome is not obvious. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Before correcting others, reflect on whether you have made any mistakes. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Anemia patients should avoid drinking tea when taking iron-containing drugs. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If I have another chance, I will say: I love you for ten thousand years. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> has an ideal place, and hell is also a paradise. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I didn't turn on the screen. I was lonely. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Xin, it's not my fault that I'm so beautiful. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The place where people miss you is your home. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Mirror Mirror Tell me, who is the most beautiful on the pasture? & lt/l & gt;
Penguins (English: Penguins) are marine birds. They sometimes inhabit land, ice fields and sea ice. In a penguin's life, the time spent living in the ocean and land accounts for about half. & lt/tip & gt;
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As the<l> tree is, so is the fruit. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> You are unhappy when you weigh yourself, and you want to eat when you are unhappy. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Imagination is more important than knowledge. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating taro and bananas together can easily lead to bloating. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Black suit, white belly and little penguin are the most handsome. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I'm going to eat, sleep and beat peas tomorrow. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I'm going to the dance today. Do you think my tuxedo is beautiful? & lt/l & gt;
Why does & ltl> only eat grass and not lose weight? & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat? & lt/l & gt;
Tortoise (English: Tortoise) is a reptile, amphibious, mild-natured, rectangular, with a slightly convex carapace and three longitudinal edges, which has high edible, medicinal and ornamental values. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> I am a lonely stranger in a strange land, and I miss my family more than ever during the festive season. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> can't tell cold jokes at the seaside, which will cause the sea to laugh. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> A aimless life is like a sea without a compass. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating peanuts and cucumbers together is harmful to the kidneys. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> A beautiful life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't ask me where I'm from, I won't tell you that I'm from the sea. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is very high, very high. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Some people say that if you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown! & lt/l & gt;
The greater the ability of<l>, the heavier the responsibility. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> My goal: farmer, mountain spring, a little field. & lt/l & gt;
Squirrel (English: Squirrel) belongs to rodents, has a long furry tail, is gentle and lovely, intelligent and docile, and has high ornamental value. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Nothing is difficult in the world. Roast the wings first. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I wanted to fall in love early, but I found it was too late. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Everything should be done step by step, not in a hurry. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Crabs and persimmons are easy to have diarrhea when eaten together. & lt/l & gt;
Master & ltl>, come back quickly. I can't fool you alone. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> As long as people don't lose their way, they won't lose themselves. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The skin is easy to dry in winter, so pay attention to hydrating. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I'm drunk and nobody listens, so just hold the wall! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> My goal-no tooth decay. & lt/l & gt;
Persian cat (English: persian cat) is a noble cat, with a piercing and soft voice, gentle temperament, intelligence, agility, understanding and quiet, giving people a dazzling, noble and elegant feeling. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Go to sleep and let the alarm clock ring. & lt/l & gt;
There is a shadow in front of<l> because there is sunshine behind it. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Just smile, it's no big deal. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Carp and licorice can be poisoned when eaten together. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If you sing the praises of the dawn, please also embrace the night. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I want to learn to sing and dance, because I also want to be Elvis Presley. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Happiness is that I eat fish and watch you chew bones. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The mind is a commodity, not an ornament. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> We are all cats with status. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> You look very smooth. & lt/l & gt;
Hamster (English: Hamster) looks strange, small and exquisite, lively and sensitive, very cute, and has no peculiar smell, so it has ornamental value and is suitable for keeping pets. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> I struggled with fat and almost died. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If you don't forgive all sentient beings, you will suffer yourself. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Only by sharing can happiness be doubled. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Black plus black, the result can only be black! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> This winter, fortunately, we still have an inspirational "elder brother". & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I have a pair of growing front teeth. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is not like a mouse. I am a very popular pet. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> online is wonderful, and life is more exciting. & lt/l & gt;
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Hedgehog is short and fat, with sharp claws, small eyes and short hair. It is covered with short and dense thorns, and can curl up when attacked by the enemy. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Time is still there, but we are flying. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> A bottle of' 82 mineral water. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Admitting one's greatness means acknowledging one's ignorance. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> did not drink milk 1 hour before and after taking the medicine. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't come too close to me, or I will stab you. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I am called one of the Eight Immortals. & lt/l & gt;
Hibernation of<l> animals can be divided into three stages: entering sleep, deep sleep and leaving sleep. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I snore like a human being. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't cling to the pot, it's just a tragedy. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat. & lt/l & gt;
Duck (English: Duck) has a short neck, a big mouth, legs behind its body, a swaying gait on land, flexibility in water and good water quality. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Youth is gone, but acne still exists. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> people can be low-key or high-key, but never out of tune. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> People who love beauty are loving themselves. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating leeks and spinach together should cause diarrhea. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> sat patiently on the bench. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is with me, and all the chickens, ducks and geese in the pasture are here. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Who swings the most than penguins? & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Experts look at the door, while laymen look at the sidewalk. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Originally, 201010 was a Sunday. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Come with me, and I'll take you to sleepwalk. & lt/l & gt;
Sheep (English: sheep) belong to mammals, and their whole bodies are very precious. Goat milk can be eaten, and its fur can be made into various wool and leather products. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> If I don't tidy my room, they call me a room-messy hero. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> doesn't sleep at noon and collapses in the afternoon. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> One today is better than two tomorrows. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating pork water chestnut has a stomachache. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Anger is to punish yourself for what others have done wrong. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I heard that my goat tune is also a hot topic this summer. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> comes to see me every day and is happy every day. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Why pretend to be pure when it's all water, and why pretend to be sheep when it's all wolves? & lt/l & gt;
Can the video of<l>'s life be played again? & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I created a new group called "Sheep". Welcome to join us. & lt/l & gt;
Cattle are herbivorous ruminants and belong to the class Mammalia. Many uses, beef and milk can be eaten, and cowhide is an industrial raw material. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Cattle are flying in the sky, and people on the ground are blowing on the ground. & lt/l & gt;
It doesn't matter whether & ltl> wants to exist or not. If you think too much, you will have it. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Among all deception, self-deception is the most serious. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Without friends, life is like without sunshine. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Drinking pure water produces pure milk, so I am very simple. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I am very happy when I am angry with people who speculate in stocks. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I want to eat grass by the green river until I am old. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't brag, you will ruin it. & lt/l & gt;
Monkey belong to primate mammals and are the highest class in the animal kingdom. There are about 200 kinds of monkeys in the world. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> If time could be turned back. ...
The most mysterious department in the history of<l>: related departments. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If you face the sun, there will be no shadow. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating eggs with saccharin is easy to be poisoned. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If the road is rough, just say "monkey"! Do what you have to do! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Life is about being born and living. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> fell when he was a child, and now his ass is still red. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I count the stars in the sky every night, not many. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Laziness corrupts people's minds. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I hate parallel lines because they don't intersect (bananas). & lt/l & gt;
Kangaroo (English: Kangaroo) belongs to mammals and is produced in Australia. It is a herbivore, mostly active at night, with strong hind legs. Kangaroos jump rather than run, and are said to be the highest and farthest jumping mammals. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> What Jianghu? It's dark. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I won't do two things: this one won't and that one won't. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> treats himself as a fool, asks if he doesn't understand, and learns a lot. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Tofu and honey are bad for your ears. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> It is not the strong who win, but the winner who wins. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't look for money in my pocket. This is really not available. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I also want to find someone to watch movies hand in hand. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Water can carry boats and cook porridge! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Today, I got lost on the road of life. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Everything should be viewed from multiple angles. & lt/l & gt;
Sika deer (sika deer) belongs to Artiodactyla, which is a national first-class protected animal. There are many neatly arranged white spots on both sides of the back and the lower edge of the body, which are shaped like plum blossoms, hence the name and have high economic value. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig, but a pig. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Play with yourself and do what you should do. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Rabbit meat and celery are easy to lose hair when eaten together. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Although I am covered in flowers, I am not a flower thief. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> My master always taught me that being a deer should be kind. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Plum blossoms come from deer. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't pull my neck, or I won't be a giraffe. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> accidentally wants to grow old with you. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy. & lt/l & gt;
Antelope (English: antelope) has a wide variety, beautiful figure, agility, slender limbs, small and pointed hooves and alertness. Some antelopes are found in China, such as gazelle, swollen throat gazelle, Tibetan antelope and impala. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> What makes you tired is not the mountain, but the sand in your shoes. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> People suffer from pursuing the wrong things. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Radish and auricularia auricula are easy to get dermatitis when eaten together. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't give up flying if you can fly. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> There are some things in this world that are better kept mysterious forever. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Life is precious because it is limited. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> You smoked all your life and burned down half my house. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I can jump high and run fast, and I am an all-around athlete! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Deal with the mood first, then deal with things. & lt/l & gt;
Ostrich (English: ostrich) is the largest existing flightless bird, which is suitable for living in desert wasteland and good at running. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> Bajie, don't think that standing under a street lamp is a night pig. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> mistakes are temporary regrets, and missing them is eternal regrets. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> will always thank all beings who have given you adversity. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating spinach and tofu together will hinder the absorption of calcium and iron. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> You are like a radio station that only broadcasts to me. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Three points are destiny takes a hand, and seven points depend on dressing up. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> You are so old and vegetarian, you will be a vegetable later! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Luck is also a part of strength. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> himself 18 years old. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> elite, as fine as an eagle. & lt/l & gt;
Raccoon (English: Raccoon) is gentle in temperament and looks like a raccoon. Rest in the trees during the day and come out for activities at night. It is named raccoon because it will be washed with water before eating. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> The only constant in the world is that it keeps changing! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I only love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Don't eat oranges for an hour before and after drinking milk. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I like cleanliness. I always wash the food before eating. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Because of dark circles, they always say that pandas and I are brothers. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I also have a nickname "swimmer". & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Like cats, I like to sleep during the day. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Lifelong Pursuit: Wife, Old Friend, Old Nest, Old Base. & lt/l & gt;
Giraffe (English: Giraffe) is named for its long neck. It has a keen sense of smell and hearing, is alert and timid, usually walks slowly, but runs quickly. & lt/tip & gt;
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& ltl> I see you! I see you! & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I went to see a doctor, and the doctor looked at me and asked, "What's the matter?" & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> With selfless love, you have everything. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Eating jujube and seafood together can easily make people feel pain in the waist and abdomen. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> is a man with the mentality of "losing is taking advantage". & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> Who can compare my neck with mine? & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I am notoriously hypertensive, and my blood pressure is three times that of adults. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I am the tallest land animal in the world. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> The ostrich said its neck was very long, and I laughed. & lt/l & gt;
& ltl> I am tall and far-sighted, and I am called "clairvoyant". & lt/l & gt;
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