The jokes in the poems about fate show how funny and meaningful the ancients are.

The jokes in the poems about fate show how funny and meaningful the ancients are.

Although the content of Suiyuan Poetry Talk is mainly about poetry, it is quite complicated, and there are many humorous jokes. The simple choice is as follows:

"Zifeng and objective bamboo, the guest plays the cloud:" There are bamboos in the world, but there are no people. " Zifeng said, "Yes." Ask: "Who?" Said: "Zigong." Q: "How do you know?" "The Analects of Confucius said:' Zi Gong Fang people. "'

Zigong Fang, Fang Ben means comment. In this context, the common meaning of users and the use of a word have multiple meanings, resulting in a humorous effect.

⑤ Guangdong pig Niang is not good, none of them can. I accidentally boarded the ship with Emperor Long Wendi, which made me feel boring. Q: "What's your name?" Long Wen smiled and said, "They are all famous for their spring scenery." I asked, "Why is there such a good name?" Yue: "Spring scenery bothers me and I can't sleep!"

Spring scenery here refers to spring scenery, which means this, but it means that.

When a monk saw Mr Ruan Ting, he claimed to be busy socializing, which made him feel very bitter. The master said, "The monk is so upset, why don't you become a monk?" The listener laughed.

It is better to escape from the world of mortals and become a monk than to be busy socializing, only to find that he has already become a monk. This makes use of the contrast between the present situation and reality to produce a sense of absurdity.

Be elegant, Doby. Or use poetry to express Zhong Xiaohai. Zhong Yue said, "Poetry is good, but it is too sweet." The man was startled to ask questions. He said, "You have Tang flavor, why aren't you sweet?" ⑤ Cai Yong's shirt calls itself "Cai Zi" to show Wang Yong's application with poetry. Wang Yue said, "doggerel." Cai said angrily, "What's the name of this anthology?" Yue: "Rapeseed is not oiled, why should it be oiled?"

Good gay friends are like this. Use homophonic, first suppress and then promote. Say your poem is not so good, too sweet, doggerel. Gay friends nasty, just tell the reason. Tang (sugar) is a dish (genius)

○ Guo Huiyuan sent a letter from home and mistakenly sealed a blank sheet of paper. The wife replied: "The screen window is open and sealed, and the ruler paper is empty from beginning to end. It should be that Xianlang has no complaints and remembers that people are silent. "

Look how considerate his wife is. If you put it off today, you will definitely ask questions. What do you mean?

Ten people get 40 chickens, and the normal university swallows them. People laugh at it. Teacher Zuo Zhuoyun said: "Chaos has dried Kun's bag, but there is no skin, no blood and no hair. The old monk took his second son to the west to avoid being stabbed on earth. "

There's always a reason to eat food. A chicken is an egg. If you can find such a grandiose reason for eating too much, you must come again for forty.

When Wan Hong was in the cabinet, a prime minister asked, "You tell people that I am stubborn. What is it? " Said, "Of course." Guo Xiang was angry; "Are you my apprentice or me?" Xie Hong said: "The teacher only has the word" severe ",but why did he have the word" rigid "? Because of teachers and students, students added a word' just'! "

Your boss asked you if I was willful. You say, no, you are only "high" and there is no "gangster". You can have a try.

Ф Or the scholar in the village said, "Half a dark thatched cottage, a pigsty, a cowshed and a bathtub. Shepherd boy 1989 sat vertically and horizontally and shouted' Heaven and Earth Huang Xuan' for a year. " The last sentence is very interesting.

At that time, primary school was not so good.

There is a public chant "Mei", saying that "five feet short wall and low moon, a village is short of running water." Or smile and say, "It's like stealing children's poems."

Look at the time, it's a good time to steal.

Dongpo's poem says: "Disappointed with the snow in Donglan, how clear can life be?" This stealing Du Mu's sentence "Build a pile of snow under the pear flower, who will lean on it next year" is also true. However, the wind is different. Some people say that Ou Gong likes to steal Korean. Father Gong Liu said with a smile: "Uncle Yong stole it, but he didn't hurt the victim." And witty. Forty years ago, I read Zhong Bojing's "Comfort the Fallen" and said, "Why talk about wealth when you are childish? Others are heavier. " Think it's wonderful. Unexpectedly, in July, Jia Yin accidentally turned out a Tang poem, and Yao He sent Jiangling to make a cloud: "Why should talents be rich?" This man finally wants a surname. "Miss Zhong steals poems like this, which hurts the victims.

The so-called not hurting the victim is probably a reference. Hurting the victim is plagiarism.