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lines of the comic four-person crosstalk script: "Language Expert" A: The language of our motherland is rich and colorful. B: yes! A: The language of our motherland is infinite. B: yes! A: In terms of language, we are better than each other. B: how? A: One is a doctoral student in a university, and the other is a grade one repeater. B: What kind of metaphor is this? ..... Good, good. Then I'll ask you for advice. A: (proudly) You're welcome! B: Look at her smugness ... OK, listen-(C and D run on stage) B: What are you two doing up here? C: (Dialect) We don't know how to make trouble, do we listen to people nearby? We have a linguist. D: (Dialect) is still rooted in the sky, but we know everything on the ground. What about Dr. Efen? CD: (Dialect) Let's come to Zhini to ask questions about language. A: Two children, mind your language. CD: Mandarin? A: "Write standard words and speak Mandarin", which is written on the wall over there in your school. Didn't you see it, two children? CD: (dialect) Bury! Really, like a linguist! A: The language used by the two children just now is called dialect. CD: (Color Mandarin) Ha, straight back, we only speak straight root Mandarin, not Eggen dialect. A: It's called "Color Mandarin" and "Ma Jie Mandarin". B: (Dialect) You two are really showing our jokes to straight-rooted linguists. ..... (Putonghua) This is called "Colored Putonghua". As we all know, don't be complacent! A: "As we all know, we are complacent". This is called an idiom. C: Are you a language expert? A: yes. D: You are the language expert? A: that's right! C: OK, listen to this-("hani language") "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, just now Coro Coroni rang, it was not Beijing time, but the microphone ..." B: What are you talking about! CD: (hani language) "Sazhi Haaramo Desi, Ai Hai Cao Wa Zuo." A: hani language of the Hani nationality. This is a beautiful campus, where I study and study. CD: pull it! Be honest. Pull it! B: hi! Speak dialect again! A: Well, let's compare and see who uses idioms most appropriately and skillfully. BCD: Compare, I'm not afraid you are a language expert! A: On National Day, there were seven floors and a small garden-a sea of people. B: When the new millennium comes-the snow is fluttering, and the fire tree is blooming. C: Wuyi Road and Renmin Road-decorated with colorful lanterns. D: Look at Laoyangshan again-ABC: How about it? D: Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and look at piles of shit from a distance! ABC: Hey, what idiom! A: I am a slim, dignified and delicate person. BCD: Bah! What a peacock! B: To put it this way, I'm a man with a nose, eyes and fine eyes. C: Nonsense, a nose is an eye and an eye is a nose-ACD: a monster! C: To put it this way, I am slim and outstanding, and I sing like-Abd: Toad! C: What toad? It's Martha! ABD: Hi! C: I dance beautifully and dance like-Abd: broadcast gymnastics! C: What broadcast gymnastics! It's proud as a peacock! ABD: No shame. A: Walking into Gejiu No.2 Middle School, the campus is clean and tidy, and there are four characters on the green lawn: self-improvement. BCD: ok! B: Teachers-tireless and conscientious. C: In the classroom-sometimes it's silent, sometimes the book sounds loud. D: When class is over-Wan Vae and Pan Bingbing sometimes chase and fight, and sometimes they cry wolf. ABC: Hey, this is outrageous! A: The teacher said my composition was well organized. B: The teacher said my composition was ingenious. C: The teacher said that my composition <; /A> -gold is not changed. AB: Hey, don't change any gold, don't look for nothing! D: The teacher said my composition (crying) ... ……ABC: Ok, little friend, why are you crying? D: The teacher said my composition was incoherent. ABC: What else? D: make it up. ABC: What else? D: the bull's head is not the horse's mouth. ABC: Hi! A: Don't be sad, little friend! Don't you think, what is our relationship? BC: What's the relationship? A: Half a catty, heartless ... ……BC: Hi! Look at this idiom, it's even a language expert! B: It should be said that we are United and friendly ... ……ACD: Right! B: Love is just one word-ACD: Which word? B: Rukawa Kaede, the legendary swordsman! ACD: Cough! This is not where to follow! A: We help each other ... ……BCD: Right! A: The two of us-BCD: How about it? A: The moon is dark and windy, and the night is still ... ……BCD: Huh? A: In ... In ... ……BCD: In what? A: (singing): "On a dark night, there was a cellar cover stolen ..." BCD: "Catch a thief! Catch a thief! " BCD: Hi!

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