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Sentences about bad luck

A classic sentence describing bad luck

1, lucky people are always lucky, and unfortunate people are always unfortunate.

2. When people are unlucky. Sometimes drinking water will bite your mouth.

I am unlucky, unemployed and cheated by men.

Xiao pang goes to the toilet with me. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.

5, there is a kind of person who is unlucky, relying on mountains to eat mountains and relying on the sky to eat.

6. No one will be unlucky all his life, just as no one will be lucky forever.

7. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

8. The so-called bad luck means that everything you do is wrong in a certain period of time!

9. This is that there is no genius in the world. The so-called genius is only one percent more talented than ordinary people. If this talent is not used well, it may become a burden to 10%.

10, Russia is still a child, try to smile, please don't ask me how strong I am.

1 1. Whether it is an individual or a nation, being a smart person has a future, and being a fool is definitely unlucky.

12. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

13, for what, die hard, one idol after another, nothing more than that, the addicted idols disappear one by one.

14. I feel very unlucky. What can I do to remedy it?

15, I really don't know when I can stop being so unlucky. Is there a deadline?

16, a lot of memories, a lot of happiness, go to format early.

17, people are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

18, you reason with him, he plays hooligans with you; If you play rascal, he will reason with you. Excuse me, who is he?

19, I met her, and I was unlucky. She met me, and she was even more unlucky.

20. The so-called bad luck means that the faster you run, the harder it rains.

2 1, there is no loyalty, just don't want to see more innocent people in trouble.

22. The worst thing is that eating too fast is a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

23. I went to primary school. In the final exam, the math teacher said that I got 59 points, even if I got 60 points. The next day, the math teacher died in a car accident.

24. Bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed.

25. Looking back on the past, the wind blows away the world of mortals and makes life miserable.

26. I'm just a little less lucky than lucky people and a little more lucky than unlucky people.

27. Wedding night, next door; Be number one, number one.