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I am a sixth-grade primary school student, and my composition quality is average. I asked to write three compositions entitled strength, happiness and humility. Thank you, about 450 words, and the spe
Suddenly I heard crying outside. Thought: it should be grandma's back! I'm going to ask my aunt. She cried so sadly that she shouldn't have brought back good news! I don't want to hear any bad news about my godaunt. Don't ask, but I want to know about my aunt. Gee, should I ask? The sound of "alas ~" woke me up from my hard thinking and made me see the scene before me clearly. Grandma has come up, but she has been crying. That "alas" was sent by my aunt. I crept past my grandmother as if afraid of waking a sleeping kitten. Carefully asked: "Auntie, did you ask how Grandma and Auntie were?"
"Your grandmother said that your aunt was badly hurt, her face was black and blue, and the wound on her head was no longer bleeding. The doctor said that there is no such good equipment here, and I have to transfer to the hospital. Now I have gone. "
"Ah, is aunt still saved?" I asked anxiously.
"I don't know, I can only resign myself to fate." My aunt said sadly. After listening, my heart seems to be getting heavier and heavier, like a stone growing on me.
That night, my father and all my uncles came back. And they didn't go home, but went directly to the hospital where their aunt went. That night, my aunt had an operation on her head.
One day, two days ... Time passed day by day, and menstruation kept getting good news.
Now, my aunt is all right, and my uncle plans to pay him back in a few days.
If my aunt hadn't insisted, I think she would have died by now.
happy
"What is the true meaning of happiness?" I asked myself more than once. It is not difficult to be a happy person, as long as you grasp the secret of happiness. I think I am very happy, because I know happiness and life.
Happiness is actually very simple. When you encounter annoying things, you might as well think more about the benefits these things bring you. For example, quarreling with friends, you can think that quarreling is better than not talking. How lonely it is if your friends ignore you! And a friend quarrels with you, which shows that he attaches great importance to your friendship, so you should be happy. When you buy some fake and shoddy goods and feel angry, you can take it as spending money to buy a lesson to avoid being cheated again in the future. A small loss is in exchange for better protection in the future. How cost-effective ... in short, when we encounter something that makes us unhappy, we should think more about the good, so as to make ourselves happy and become an optimistic person. Happiness is a very important thing in life. A person's happiness not only affects his own mood, but also makes others feel happy. Take Lin Daiyu as an example. She looks like a fairy, but she is always sad. No matter how beautiful she is, others will only see her tearful face. How can she pay attention to her beauty? A poor man, but his life is full and he smiles all day. Isn't this a kind of enjoyment in life? Life can't always be smooth sailing, and power is not the most important thing. Only happiness is the greatest wealth in life. When you are happy, you will feel happy, so we must learn to be happy before we can experience happiness. Happiness is the expression of true feelings. Some people are obviously unhappy, but on the surface they have to pretend to be happy. Is this happiness? No. Happiness cannot be seen with our naked eyes. What's the use of pretending to be happy on the surface, but not happy inside? Happiness is not for others to see. Happiness is an expression of true feelings, an attitude towards life and an optimistic spirit of life. Happiness comes from our inner simplicity and sincerity. How can a person be happy if his heart is full of evil? The source of happiness is the beautiful things in our hearts, such as purity, sincerity and kindness ... only when the heart is full of beautiful people will he be happy. Therefore, being a man must be true, kind and beautiful, which will make you happier and enrich your life.
Happiness can't be bought. Some people think that they can buy anything as long as they have money. That's not true. Like happiness, you can't buy it with any money. No matter how rich you are, if you are extravagant, you will never be happy; No matter how poor you are, as long as you have a lot of happiness, in my opinion, you are already the richest person.
Let's cherish every bit of happiness in life, collect them and decorate our beautiful life. I believe that this little happiness will make your life richer and better.
mild
Everything has been going wrong recently. I finally adjusted my mentality, but I met someone else's cold shoulder.
In Chinese class this morning, the teacher talked about "reciting" and suggested that Zhu Ziqing praise himself for his cleverness. He used irony, but it was actually a derogatory term. Not long after, several classmates around me were saying that I was a "genius", but I knew very well that what I meant was just a fool. Because my grades are not very good, I don't waste my breath with those rabble anymore. But I secretly sigh in my heart, sigh my disappointment, sigh the illusion created by those "gentlemen" in the world. Since I began to go to school, I only said something like "too smart" and "what a genius" to myself when I wrote some good articles or did some beautiful things. However, for me, this is not pride, but a sigh when I am excited. I don't think people need to hide their excitement, just be honest. But that's what people in China do. If you tell others what you are good at, you can only think that this person is smart and conceited. However, how many successful people really realize their mistakes and are modest? As far as our class is concerned, most people who have made great achievements always suppress their inner excitement and simply say, "I didn't do well in the exam." After speaking, he said, "Let them all have a look." This man is not afraid of contradictions, but just wants to show off his erudition and talent. He is a man with great talent!
How can you be a gentleman if you don't report such a great shame today? For today's plan, only study hard and make you sit up and take notice. You can also contribute.
In the eyes of China people, it is "modest", but what do you call it?
Craft yacht
There is a yacht on my desk. This yacht is unique in shape, exquisite in structure, antique and has the national style of Venice, Italy.
This gorgeous yacht is made of plastic and consists of a hull and a base. There is a small light between the engine room and the bow. This lamp is used for lighting at night. There is a pedestal in front of the engine room, and there is a dancing little man on the pedestal. The cabin is the main part of the ship, with a three-dimensional trapezoid and a semicircular roof. The front, back, left and right walls are empty, and the borders are carved with patterns of different shapes and sizes. Some are fish-shaped, some are like flowers ... they are lifelike, lifelike. There is a movable screw on the base of the two rear frames, which can lift the whole cover of the engine room. I think this is the device of the middle door of the engine room. After lifting the lid, you can see a small box with rows of small chairs inside. Visitors can sit in the cabin and enjoy the water city of Venice.
This beautiful boat can be used not only as a handicraft but also as a toy. There is a plug at the bottom of the boat. When the power is turned on, the boat can turn around and the dancing little people begin to dance around the boat. The wall lamp in the cabin also lit up, and then beautiful music sounded. Look and listen, I seem to have really arrived in Venice. This beautiful dance and beautiful music are intoxicating, just like dreaming.
This sparkling yacht is small and unique, and it is one of my treasures.
I praise the faithful pine and cypress, I praise the hedge chrysanthemum against the west wind, I praise the proud sludge of the lotus, but I praise the proud snow bloom of the plum blossom.
When all the flowers wither, only plum blossoms are full of vitality. Facing the snowflakes flying all over the sky, standing proudly in the cold wind. In the middle of winter, the ground is frozen, the weather is cold, and the plum blossoms in the snow are so beautiful. Stock trading is fragrant and refreshing.
White flowers are red, and the petals are smooth and transparent, carved like platinum or jasper, which is somewhat elegant. Some are as bright as the morning glow, some are as white as snow, and some are as green as jasper. Plum blossoms bloom sooner or later. On the same plum tree, you can see all kinds of flowers. Some shy, pink buds are fresh and lovely; Some just bloomed, and a few little bees got in and greedily sucked pollen; Some bloom for a long time, and the pink petals make people love; Plum blossoms, which used to be bustling, now have withered petals. When the wind blows the flowers, don't worry that the petals will break. Plum blossoms are not delicate flowers. The colder the weather, the more snow, the more vitality and delicacy it will bloom. There is a saying in the ancients: "The sword front comes from sharpening, and the plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold." It is not the gentle spring breeze that blows it, but the cold wind; It is not the cool and sweet rain that moistens it, but the cold ice and snow; It is not the bright sunshine that shines on it, but a ray of setting sun in the cold. Only a challenging life is a good life. It was a proud fragrance in the cold, and she smiled more brightly in the face of fluttering snowflakes. It never competes with flowers for bright spring and never shows off its beauty. It has a pair of pride and is never arrogant. Every winter morning, a charming and elegant fragrance wafts from the window.
What makes poets and painters in ancient and modern times full of praise is not only elegant and graceful, but also regarded as the national essence for its ice muscle jade bone and sharp Liuxiang. Plum blossom, with its noble, strong and modest character, gives people the motivation to work hard.
The color of plum blossoms is gorgeous but not demon.
The fragrance of plum blossoms is elegant.
Meihua's posture is ancient and exquisite.
Isn't this our construction worker? Whether the weather is cold or hot, whether it is windy or rainy, whether it is cold or freezing, they all work hard in their jobs.
I want to learn plum blossom, and I want to be like plum blossom.
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A teacher like a candle
The calendar turns from page to page, and time flies by. "Teacher's Day" is coming to us silently with light steps.
Some people compare teachers to hard-working gardeners. They take good care of us and make us thrive. Some people say that teachers are our mentors on the learning journey and they lead us to the other side of success; Others say that a teacher is like a machine that never stops working; But I want to say that teachers are like candles. "The silkworms in spring will keep spinning until they die, and the candles will dry the wick every night", which is more suitable for teachers. Teachers teach us knowledge in obscurity and take us swimming in the ocean of knowledge.
Every time I pass by the teacher's window after school, I always see that the teachers are still carefully correcting their homework and preparing lessons with those lights. Even in order to make us understand more thoroughly and learn more solidly, teachers spend a long time making many models. Every hook and red cross in the exercise book embodies the teacher's sweat. When we encounter problems that we don't understand, the teacher will always patiently explain to us that "the teacher's kindness is as heavy as a mountain" and "the grace of dripping water is rewarded when the spring pours". Students, don't wait until your career is successful. Today, in the days and nights when teachers and students get along, we should extend our sincere thanks and best wishes to teachers, so that teachers can always feel the heat flow of students' love!
They work hard, they are willing to be ladders, what are they doing in their poor life? In order to train more high-quality talents for the country, teachers are humble candles and silent candles at critical moments. They sacrificed their precious youth, but they cultivated a batch of pillars for the country.
Teachers are selfless, and they deserve all the praise.
2。 . . . . . . umbrella
I have always been a quiet child. When I was a child, one of my favorite things to do was to lean against the window to watch the rain, listen to the rain and miss the rain ... I felt that the thick rain was like an overwhelming but airtight net, trying to net the whole world in it. Rain is ambitious, it seems to want to devour everything; Rain is powerful, it is pervasive, often accompanied by strong winds and lightning. What can resist the rain is a small umbrella. That colorful umbrella is a beautiful mushroom, moving slowly in the street, injecting infinite joy into my young heart. ...
The children are not afraid of getting wet in the rain. In apricot blossom rain, a huge lotus leaf is my umbrella. Round beads of rain dripped on the lotus leaf and refused to leave for a long time, which made me suddenly understand the charm of "clear water and round dew". This green natural umbrella gives me endless happiness.
Then I grew up and went to school. When it rains, I always take a big black umbrella at the urging of my parents. This umbrella is not beautiful, but it is heavy, but it is safe. In the storm of thunder and lightning, it sheltered me from the wind and rain with its own body, as if to say to me kindly, "Don't be afraid, I have everything." It created a quiet and free sky for me, and let me go forward fearlessly in the wind and rain. ...
Later, I became picky and found that the big black umbrella was ugly and heavy. So in the days to come, it was a beautiful and lightweight folding umbrella that accompanied me in the rain. The pink umbrella cover gives me infinite warmth, and several white flowers adorn it, making my mood as bright as sunshine. Rainy days are dull and there is no sunshine, but the pink flower umbrella makes this gloomy weather clear and makes me carefree and always have a sunny smile. ...
Recently, another kind of couple umbrella was found in the street. The two umbrellas are connected together, and the two people under the umbrella are also connected hand in hand. Chatting and joking together. I think: No matter how heavy the rain is, as long as two people really love each other, they can go on together until the sunny day …
Once I asked a good friend, "What do you want to do in your next life?" Without thinking, she said, "An umbrella." I froze: "umbrella? How useful is an umbrella? When it rains, people think of it and take it out of the cupboard; The rain stopped and the umbrella leaned against the corner alone. " She smiled and said, "You don't understand. Maybe this is worth thinking about. "
So I thought about the umbrella and kept thinking about people.
I didn't use an umbrella in my childhood. Because we are fearless, didn't we say "ignorance is fearless"? Or: nature is our umbrella, lotus leaf umbrella, which protects our fragile mind like glass but is so pure that there is no dust. No intrigue, no intrigue. Yes, it's just infinite innocence and countless beautiful fantasies.
Mom and dad, it's that big black umbrella. We grow up slowly in the caring eyes of our parents. We fell and they helped us up; We failed. They wiped the tears from our faces. We're in trouble. They encouraged us to move on ... when we moved on the stormy road, they were old. While sheltering us from the wind and rain, wrinkles climbed onto the forehead and white hair climbed onto the sideburns, but they still devoted their efforts to us without reservation, asking for nothing in return and complaining. ...
Friend, it's the pink flower umbrella. Their selfless friendship can drive away the melancholy raindrops in my life. When we are unhappy, they are with us, telling jokes, singing songs and shining sunshine into our hearts. When you are sick, it is better to make a phone call and say a word of comfort to keep you away from illness than medicine. When they are upset, they either sit quietly on the lawn with us or gently persuade and try to open our hearts.
I think when we grow up, we and our loved ones are pairs of lovers' umbrellas. No matter what storms there will be in life, as long as two people really love each other and take care of each other, they will definitely move towards a sunny day!
Thinking of this, I really understand my friend's words, "I want to be an umbrella in my next life." An umbrella, an umbrella to shelter others from the wind and rain, an umbrella of love.
Perhaps, there is no need to wait until the next life. In this life, at this moment, we can make an umbrella.
Make a lotus leaf umbrella to protect children's innocence and fantasy.
Make a big black umbrella so that children can have a free and windless sky and fly happily.
Make a pink umbrella, so that there will be no more sad rain in my friend's heart and sunshine forever.
Be a lover's umbrella, let the beloved stay away from the wind and rain, and walk into the sunny day together.
To be an umbrella full of love, even if it is small, will not be valued by many people, and will also reap endless happiness and happiness when spreading love!
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