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I wore headphones and earplugs for four years in college.

Text/Qi Ming

Do you feel that you can't immerse yourself in a person's world without headphones? You can't sleep deeply even if you are tired without earplugs.

My friend Xiao is an undergraduate in 985 College. A few days ago, she told me that the final exam was coming, the library was full and she wanted to study in the dormitory. I sat down from 8: 00 in the morning to eat at noon. Roommate's noise is endless. During this period, Xiao learned gossip about various stars from classmates, and gained a lot from various preferential activities from Taobao to WeChat merchants. Unfortunately, none of the work at hand has been completed, and none of the physical formulas have been remembered.

After a day or two, Xiao finally couldn't help it.

"What's the use of what you say every day? Can't you leave a quiet learning environment? This semester is coming to an end. Don't you review? . . . . . . . "

The roommate looked strange: "You are a good student who is independent and needs a quiet study environment. Public education and libraries are reserved for you. Our dormitory is a public * * * area, and we all feel lively except you. If you really can't, bring headphones! "

With the help of several other people, Xiao was speechless and rushed out of the door.

I don't know when I began to feel particularly helpless without headphones, and headphones became the reason for me to enjoy my personal world alone. People around you always have nothing.

The reason why I called you to chat. Pick up your headphones, even if you pretend not to hear them, for a little peace.

I once saw a hot search in Weibo. "University is to arrange for several people who will never meet for four years."

According to an incomplete survey, universities are the densest society. In this society, everyone has his own interests. We really can't use our own moral standards to measure and change.

My friend Xiao Y is a playful child. Nature plays tricks on people. Unlike Xiao, her roommates are three very similar bookworms who never take the initiative to talk to others. Dormitories are always quiet and subtle. She told me that her dormitory was spotless because four people in the public area didn't eat together and watch movies together. She especially envies those dormitories full of life and human touch.

When I sleep at night, I will hear my roommate grinding her teeth, but considering the relationship with her roommate, she silently bought earplugs and wore them for two years. She said to me wryly, "Hey, our roommate's two-year relationship is not enough for me to tell her about grinding my teeth with jokes."

She is not so cheerful these two years, and dare not bring her good friends into the dormitory again. She is really afraid of being embarrassed by her friends and herself.

Sometimes, think about it.

Do we really need headphones to surround ourselves into a castle?

Do we really need a perfect, pure and quiet world all the time?

Do we really hate to see the lively and happy scenes of people around us?

Maybe it's not exam week, so I can sit on the carpet with my roommate and watch variety shows and gossip.

Maybe if we let our guard down, Xiao Y can find that the three roommates like a star and the same movie.

We were really happy when we were young.

"Dad, the TV is too noisy. I want to study! "

"Mom, the college entrance examination is coming soon. Come and play with me! "

We are taken care of in every possible way, and we still hope so in the collective.

We use headphones to isolate strange environments, hide in warm fantasy places and curse all injustice.

Take off and look at those noisy friends. They're joking, letting your haze go.

Look up, walk out of the narrow space in the dormitory, step into the unknown environment and feel different stimuli.

I hope everyone will gently raise their heads.

Caring for each other tenderly,

Be treated gently.

Even if not,

Don't worry,

I am here.

Hello, this is Qi Ming.

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I am a 20-year-old lover of words, and I like to write articles on life sentiment, and I also have the ability to write argumentative papers. Learning fast, still making progress. I hope to write an article that young people can understand, feel something and warm everyone's hearts.