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Gossip question for you, please, 3Q

Do you mean Korea? Don't! ! Reasons: First, psychosexuality I can boldly say that there is no country in the world, and no nation is so super psychosexuality as South Korea. This is also the most despised aspect of Koreans. In the eyes of Koreans, South Korea not only belongs to South Korea in history, but also the eastern coast of China (including Shanghai and Guangzhou) and the vast Siberia of Russia are all Korean territories. Chinese characters and Korean culture developed themselves in North China and then spread to the Central Plains. Koreans are teachers. Oracle Bone Inscriptions was invented by them. Confucius and Han are Koreans. Three of China's four great inventions are Korean. Dragon Boat Festival is a world cultural heritage of South Korea (how does Qu Yuan feel in Tianling? )。 Dayu was the ancestor of Koreans, and Tan Church was in charge of water conservancy. South Korea has a history of 6,000 years, which is longer than that of China (the South Korean President's speech at the World Cup was "polite"-5,000 years). Buddhism was not introduced into Korea by China, but by monks sent by Fu Jian, a former Qin Dynasty who was not in China. The former Qin Dynasty was clearly a feudal regime in the history of China, and its territory was all within the territory of China, not China. Where is it? This is like recognizing that India is the birthplace of Buddhism, and Buddhism was introduced to China from India. If interpreted according to Korean thinking, it should be said that the birthplace of Buddhism is Kapilowei, not India. Also, Korean fighting became Tai Ji Chuan after it was introduced to China, and became jujitsu or judo after it was introduced to Japan ... The history of plundering others was forgotten, but Koreans not only made irresponsible remarks about the history of China. I have always accused Japan of tampering with history. I think Korea is similar to Japan. Alas, is there anything more despicable than Koreans? Second, narrowness. Koreans are proud of their strong national pride and patriotism, but they don't know that this is just their narrow performance. The cars on the street should be made in China; Seoul should not let China people use the ancient name "Seoul", but should be called "Seoul" according to the literal translation of English; Should the name of the 2002 World Cup be "Korea-Japan World Cup" or "Korea-Japan World Cup" to compete with Japan desperately ... In this way, Koreans who drive imported cars are traitors; "Tokyo" cannot be called "Tokyo", but should be called "tripping" in English translation, and "A-mei" should be literally translated in America English. Fortunately, the 2002 World Cup is called "Korea-Japan World Cup", otherwise Koreans will make trouble if they don't stop. Third, arrogant Koreans are typical nouveau riche mentality. From poverty to per capita GDP exceeding $65,438+00,000, Koreans have lost their heads and feel that they are rich and others are poor. In some foreign-funded enterprises along the coast of China, foreign bosses sometimes insult their employees. What nationalities are the bosses who insult employees? A: Not Americans or Japanese, but Koreans! Not only Korean businessmen, but also Korean students studying in China are not easy to talk to, but they are also slow and unfriendly at all, and they think they are from a developed region, so they are arrogant! Fourth, the meanness of Koreans has long been heard in the world, which was concentrated in the 2002 World Cup. Portugal, Italy, Spain, a powerful European team are all planted in their despicable hands. Remember the title "Republic of Korea Cup?" One day it made the front page of Titan Sports. The World Cup is not a World Cup, but a "Republic of Korea Cup"! Koreans are good at Go, so it seems that they also use the strategy of cheating in Go. Five, shallow don't think that Koreans have money, the level is high. Koreans are actually very ignorant. Ordinary Koreans only pay attention to their narrow private space. Love is a top priority for young people, indifferent and insensitive to the outside world. A little knowledge always feels that South Korea is very successful and other countries are very unsuccessful. It is believed that the people of other countries are in dire straits and cannot see or accept the remarkable changes and achievements of foreign countries. After all, I still have no knowledge! Koreans don't know China, and they are poor, dirty, backward and of low quality ... This is the impression of China in the hearts of most Koreans. In the eyes of Koreans, China people who go to Korea to work are not people at all, but dogs who beg. Whenever the country has something to show off, Koreans always like to ask, "We do, do you?" When Koreans come to China for the first time, they always like to say, "So you have it!" After seeing high-rise buildings and dazzling night scenes. Vanity, an intransitive verb, has an old saying in China: "The skin of the body is influenced by parents". However, Koreans deeply influenced by Confucianism in China don't care about this, and plastic surgery has become a common practice. It is true that everyone loves beauty, but what does it mean for a country to have such a large-scale plastic surgery tide, even President Roh Moo-hyun? That can only show their vanity and extreme lack of confidence! There are not many people who engage in "shemale" in Thailand, but almost all Koreans participate in disguise. In China, Koreans show their nobility and delicacy. Every time I go out, both men and women almost pour the whole bottle of perfume on my body! Smoked passers-by to cover their noses. In the cold winter, it is unreasonable for Korean women to wear a lot of clothes but barefoot sandals. Eight, treacherous Korean mobile phones are so expensive to sell in China, not because the quality of "Samsung" is particularly good, but because it discriminates against China and thinks that China people don't know how to borrow money. Anyway, China people think that import loans are good loans. The ticket price from Dalian to Seoul can make a China person fly from Changchun to Guangzhou, one just crosses a strait, while the other can fly over the whole of China. Koreans have tried their best to cultivate a large number of "Ha Han people" in China, and they can sell their junk movies and disgusting dramas to them at will. Anyway, these China people are stupid. As long as Korean products are good things, they will get them even if they are desperate. Koreans are so treacherous Nine, crazy Koreans' madness is unobstructed through their film and television dramas. In The Flying Taiji Flag, Zhang Dongjian said that he would plant this flag in Baitou Mountain (Changbai Mountain). Changbai Mountain was China's territory from the Ming and Qing Dynasties to the Kuomintang era, and then half of it was given to North Korea. If he doesn't want Koreans, he will be crazy enough to keep them for himself. What's more, some crazy people even engage in activities in the name of tourism, and put up slogans such as "Give me back my rivers and mountains" in Northeast China and other places. This is crazy! Shameless! 10. Stereotype Anyone who has watched Korean dramas will find that Korean parents or superiors not only have supreme authority (which is also inherited from China), but also are very rigid and stubborn. Once you stick to your point of view, don't try to make him change his mind easily. You must let a hero die. This is the case in film and television dramas, and life is not much different. The direct performance is that Koreans admit their death. Koreans think their things are good, that's good, but yours is not. Koreans think you are poor, so you are poor. Koreans are too stubborn, too flattering and take everything seriously, which is the most unpopular character in our society. People around us are uncomfortable with such people. I hate Korea anyway! A super shameless upstart! After making a fortune, nouveau riche always try their best to erase their disgraceful side, for fear that others will know their past stains, which makes them more and more petty and selfish. In addition to trying to hide, he has to say that he is bad, and nothing can show that he is successful. Koreans are now such a generally boring ghost mentality! How disgusting and shameful! I hate Koreans! They say that our China culture belongs to them. For example, Confucius was Korean and Chinese characters were invented by Koreans. If it weren't for their apple tree, Newton wouldn't have found a lot of gravity and so on. They robbed our festival (forgot), but they said they were from China, but they passed the 3308 earthquake on May12. We lost more than N people in this disaster. People from all corners of the country are blessing us, but Koreans curse us on a website: I hope this earthquake can kill hundreds of millions of dogs! According to statistics, 90% of our students in China like Korea, Koreans and Korean dramas. And only 9% of Korean students like us from China. It is said that Korean teachers have been watering students. China's bad has made them hate China and China. Almost all Koreans have had plastic surgery. The students there are all long faces and short noses, but when they grow up, they all go for face-lifting needles and rhinoplasty needles. It is reported that a reporter interviewed a star: I heard that you are a plastic surgeon? "If you think that rhinoplasty is cosmetic surgery, then we Koreans have cosmetic surgery."