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Who has ten advertising slogans and ten interesting couplets?

1. Typewriter advertisement - you don’t know each other if you don’t type.

2. Cosmetic advertisements - get rid of "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne".

3. Washing machine advertisement - idle wife and mother

4. Audio company advertisement - one call and hundreds of responses

5. Dumpling shop advertisement - all-encompassing

6. Lime factory advertising - starting from scratch

7. Pawn shop advertising - well deserved

8. Hat company advertising - using hats to get people

9. Barber shop advertisements - no money left

10. Pharmacy advertisements - asking for trouble

1 Shanghai’s tap water comes from the sea

West Lake Tourism Boat trip to the west of the lake

2 Guiyang Taiyanggui

Qingyanyanyanqing

3 Pheasant fighting on Douji Mountain

Longyinyan Yanyinlong

4 Keshang Yiying Xiaodian

Dian Xiaoyi welcomes guests

5 The moon is full in the sky and half of the moon in the world. The moon is full and half of the moon.

Today is the end of the year, and tomorrow is the beginning of the year.

Six years have been sad, and every year has been sad. Nothing can be accomplished, nothing can be accomplished

7 Always laugh, always smile, and smile away the sorrow

Think more, think more, think more, think more, think more, wisdom will come

8 Waterwheels Water, water, car, car, water, stop

Fan fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, wind.

9 The sea water is falling

The floating clouds are long Long long long long fade

10 Care about family affairs, state affairs, everything in the world

The sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading can be heard