Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Speak Mandarin and be a civilized person

Speak Mandarin and be a civilized person

Mandarin is the common language of our motherland. If you don’t speak standard Mandarin, you will make a lot of jokes. I've heard this joke. One day, a foreign friend who was very proficient in Chinese went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. The owner of this restaurant was Cantonese and his Mandarin was not standard. After the foreign friend ordered the food, the boss loudly told the chef behind him: "Two steaks, two dishes of vegetables. The vegetables must be 'washed' (washed) clean." The foreign friend had a strange expression after hearing this. He must be thinking: Green vegetables How to be considered dead and clean? Don't make mistakes by eating. As a result, he turned around and left without eating.

Through this example, we can see how important Mandarin is, so students should actively carry out the activities of "promoting Mandarin and writing standard words". First, we carried out the "Promote Mandarin" activity at home. Each student suggested that his or her parents insist on speaking Mandarin; in participating in various activities, the students not only managed to speak Mandarin themselves, but also persuaded others to speak Mandarin; they wrote standardized words in their homework, Students supervise each other and make progress together. Students should also carry out "catch" typos activities, search store signs and store billboards, "catch" typos immediately when they find them, and put forward suggestions to the shop owner to "write standard words." Carrying out such activities not only improves students' awareness of speaking Mandarin well, but also plays a role in promoting Mandarin and writing standard Chinese characters.

As a primary school student in the new century, we are the future and the hope of the motherland. We represent not only ourselves but also our motherland, so we should learn Mandarin well and write standard Chinese characters well. Little master of the country.

Tips:

★ Promotion of Mandarin Publicity Week: Since 1998, it is the third week of September every year.

★ Definition of Mandarin: Mandarin is "the most common language of the modern Han nation with Beijing pronunciation as the standard pronunciation, Northern dialect as the basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular works as the grammatical standard." This is It was determined at the National Writing Reform Conference and the Academic Conference on Standardization of Modern Chinese in 1955.

The importance of speaking Mandarin and writing standard Chinese characters:

Mandarin, so called because it is the language of the masses, can harmonize the children of the fifty-six ethnic groups in China. communicate. Without it, the consequences would be disastrous.

A southern woman traveled to the north. Due to carelessness, her shoes fell into the river, and she was not used to water. She shouted, "My child (shoes) fell into the river." !" Immediately many northerners who were good at traveling jumped into the river because the word "shoes" in southern dialect means "child" to northerners.

For another example, a southerner and a northerner are drinking together. The northerner boldly says, "This wine is strong." , meaning "very". Answered by: sljzxd2008 | Level 17 | 2011-9-18 09:06

........................ ......................... Answered by: bdh750821 | Level 1 | 2011-9-18 09:30

Proposal:

Mandarin is the language of our motherland Universal language, if you don't speak standard Mandarin, you will make a lot of jokes. I've heard this joke. One day, a foreign friend who was very proficient in Chinese went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. The owner of this restaurant was Cantonese and his Mandarin was not standard. After the foreign friend ordered the food, the boss loudly told the chef behind him: "Two steaks, two dishes of vegetables. The vegetables must be 'washed' (washed) clean." The foreign friend had a strange expression after hearing this. He must be thinking: Green vegetables How to be considered dead and clean? Don't make mistakes by eating. As a result, he turned around and left without eating.

Through this example, we can see how important Mandarin is, so students should actively carry out the activities of "promoting Mandarin and writing standard words". First, we carried out the "Promote Mandarin" activity at home. Each student suggested that his or her parents insist on speaking Mandarin; in participating in various activities, the students not only managed to speak Mandarin themselves, but also persuaded others to speak Mandarin; they wrote standardized words in their homework, Students supervise each other and make progress together.

Students should also carry out "catch" typos activities, search store signs and store billboards, "catch" typos immediately when they find them, and put forward suggestions to the shop owner to "write standard words." Carrying out such activities not only improves students' awareness of speaking Mandarin well, but also plays a role in promoting Mandarin and writing standard Chinese characters.

As primary school students in the new century, we are the future and the hope of our motherland. We represent not only ourselves but also our motherland, so we should learn Mandarin well and write standard Chinese characters well. Little master of the country.

Tips:

★ Promotion of Mandarin Publicity Week: Since 1998, it is the third week of September every year. 2007 is the tenth year.

★ Definition of Mandarin: Mandarin is "the most common language of the modern Han nation with Beijing pronunciation as the standard pronunciation, Northern dialect as the basic dialect, and model modern vernacular works as the grammatical standard." This is It was determined at the National Writing Reform Conference and the Academic Conference on Standardization of Modern Chinese in 1955.

The importance of speaking Mandarin and writing standard Chinese characters:

Mandarin, so called because it is the language of the masses, can harmonize the children of the fifty-six ethnic groups in China. communicate. Without it, the consequences would be disastrous.

A southern woman traveled to the north. Due to carelessness, her shoes fell into the river, and she was not used to water. She shouted, "My child (shoes) fell into the river." !" Immediately many northerners who were good at traveling jumped into the river because the word "shoes" in southern dialect means "child" to northerners.

For another example, a southerner and a northerner are drinking together, and the northerner boldly says, "This wine is strong," and the southerner is stunned on the spot, because the "thief" in the northern population means "very , meaning "very".

There are countless such ridiculous examples, which are enough to illustrate the importance of Mandarin to communication between people, not to mention that there are 56 languages ??in China's 56 ethnic groups. How can society develop if there is a gap in communication between people?

Speaking Mandarin is so important, isn’t writing standard Chinese characters the same? As the saying goes: "Words are like the person they are." A person's character will be most vividly expressed through his words. How many great writers are unable to write well? If our handwriting is so fluent that we don’t even recognize it, how can we get the teacher to correct it, and how can we communicate in writing with others?

Therefore, it is particularly important for us to speak Mandarin and write standard Chinese characters.

The word with the highest frequency of errors, the correct word in brackets

Press (install) to install the spirit (generous), to be willing to lose (worship) to be at a disadvantage and to work hard

Dead skin, sallow face, orchid (blue) sky and white clouds, keep up the good work (hard), Hou (waiting) carriage room

Crossing (sichuan) flow is endless, urgent (and) Waiting for (that is) to make the water cage (dragon) head

Beware of (hindering) a (vice) couplet of a promise of a thousand catties (gold) of turning the world upside down

Name (Postcard) Admission Ticket (Ticket) Big Thumb (Thumb) Pointer (Toss) No Way

Unexpectedly (It) Unexpectedly Can't (Already) Talk and Laugh (Born) by Himself

p>

Typos make a joke:

There is a person who bought his official position with money. This person is not very literate. One day, he sat in court to inquire about the case, and the clerk presented a list, which listed three persons: the plaintiff, the defendant, and the witness. The plaintiff was called Yu Gonglai, the defendant was called Qi Biandu, and the witness was called Xinfu.

The official called Yu Gonglai with a pen and called by mistake: "Come up!" The three of them went to the hall together. The official was angry and said: "This county called one plaintiff, why did you all come up?" The clerk could not say that he had pronounced it wrong, so he reported: "There is another way to pronounce the plaintiff's name. I call him Yu Gonglai. No. "Come up, everyone." The officer called the defendant Qi Biandu again, and mistakenly shouted: "Come down together!" The three of them retreated together. The official was angry again and said: "This county only calls one defendant, why do they all go down?" The clerk said again: "The defendant's name has another way of pronouncing it. It is called Qi Bian Diu, not 'Qi Qi'." The official said "In that case, what do you think the witness's name should be?" The clerk said, "Call it Xin Ke." The officer turned angry and said happily, "I guess he must have other ideas, otherwise I would ask him to do it." My biological father'.

"Speak Mandarin well and be a civilized person. Everyone must speak Mandarin well and learn to speak Mandarin throughout their lives