Classic jokes about going to the toilet with short words

I am a freshman. It is my first time in the laboratory building and I have a bowel movement between classes. Seeing a toilet door with a male-character curtain hanging on it, I hurriedly opened the curtain and entered.

Unexpectedly, I met a girl who had finished urinating and was wiping the liquid from her lower body with a tissue. Since the kitten was CN, he immediately stood there dumbfounded and felt a rush of hot blood from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, pushing all the feces back. We didn't see whether the girl was beautiful or not, we could only see her black face.

The girl looked at least three or four seniors older and had rich experience. He calmly threw the face towel into the wastebasket and slowly pulled up his jeans. I said to him in the tone of someone who has been there: You must be a freshman, that side is the men's room, and we often hang up the wrong curtains for fun.

I hurriedly exited, sweating profusely.

After I came out, my heartbeat accelerated and I couldn't calm down for a long time. I walked into the men's restroom with a female curtain hanging in confusion. Find a pit, take off your

pants, squat down, and do errands. The chance encounter just now was still lingering in my mind.

After I finished cleaning the battlefield, I stood up and just grabbed the waistband of my trousers to pull up my trousers. When I glanced from the side, I saw a girl in the right pit looking at me sideways.

His pants were halfway down, and he was using his hands to lift off his sanitary napkin. When I looked carefully, I saw that it was my classmate,

She was also looking at me blankly.

Suddenly, they both reacted at the same time and hurriedly lifted their pants together. MM is pink and white, small and exquisite, and I am looking at her lower body unintentionally.

But seeing the red and black connected, my heart is surging and I can't control myself.

MM’s face turned red instantly, and then the two of them had a conversation that makes me chill to this day. I guarantee this with Maoge: The following is a transcript of the conversation, which has never been added or modified by anyone.

MM: "Come to use the bathroom?" (God knows why she asked such a question)

O: "Ah, well. I have a bad stomach today. You too "Come?" (I really didn't speak through my brain at that time.

I didn't think at all. I swear to God, I asked her if she came to the toilet, not if she came. . )

MM: Ah! (His face becomes even redder) I don’t get used to it when I get here. It’s really unlucky that I came a few days in advance. (It seems

MM’s thinking is also very confusing and not much better than mine)

I:... (Speechless, I really can’t find the words to answer)

< p>Finally, at this moment, both of us pulled up our pants. MM's face returned to normal, and my thoughts changed a bit.

The couple said in unison: "Did you go to the wrong bathroom?" After saying this, MM looked at me intently. Frankly speaking, her eyes are big and beautiful.

MM: "The women's restroom, isn't it written on the curtain?" (The tone became tougher, meaning that a college student doesn't know the men's and women's restrooms yet? Look? Looks like, if I can't find evidence that I went wrong, MM will probably think that I came in deliberately

to take a peek and treat me as a pervert)

I collapsed. I was accused by girls of going to the wrong bathroom twice in the past day. If word of this got out, I wouldn't have to study in college.

But I can’t explain to MM that I entered the restroom just now and was kicked out by a girl, so I entered this restroom. I sometimes feel like I have a bowel movement in my head, and I feel so suffocated.

Finally, there is always a way out, and I was caught with extremely favorable evidence to prove my innocence. I told MM that I didn’t even

can help but admire my own words: “I asked about the men’s room, it’s just that the curtains are not hung properly. Besides, you girls should

You don’t need this urinal, right?” After that, I proudly pointed to the urinal in the toilet.

Sure enough, these words were extremely lethal, and MM’s face turned even redder than before. His head hung down and he muttered: "I'm sorry to bother you. But I have to change that thing. Can you help me take a look at the door? I

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I just saw our class monitor going into that toilet. I can’t go in and change?”