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"Fission" in "Metamorphosis"

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When we are going crazy, restless, and even about to explode, while still dealing with those devilish problems in an orderly and efficient manner, our core is also working hard Taking advantage of the situation to fight monsters, it attempts to break through its capacity limitations in this field and complete the kernel system update and upgrade.

This process is often what we often call "transformation".

(Baidu Encyclopedia shows that transformation: a metaphor for changes in the shape or quality of things.)

Whenever we feel that we have transformed, the result is naturally happy.

If one day you really transform, will you feel a qualitative leap in addition to reaching another more advanced state? Do you still feel that on another level you will still encounter bigger and more problems that need to be solved urgently? Like Sun Xingzhe, you constantly encounter various monsters on the way to the West to learn the scriptures, and you need to constantly fight monsters to pass the level?

Three years ago, we organized a training for middle and senior core managers of dealers in Yan'an.

Following the revolutionary line of the Eighth Route Army, when preparing the uniforms, as the organizer of the business school, we notified the person in charge of the other party in advance by clearly issuing documents to prepare, including the purchase of Eighth Route Army uniforms and supporting equipment. Also received confirmation from the other party.

However, on the day of registration for the training, people from all walks of life at the dealers arrived and queued up to receive the clothing. They discovered that what they received was not the Eighth Route Army uniform, but the camouflage uniform for ordinary field training. The chairman of the dealer is a very particular perfectionist elder. He personally led the team to Yan'an that time. He was fully looking forward to a completely revolutionary training. When he saw the clothes, he was not happy at once. On the spot He told the leader of our organizer, "How can we ignore our demands like this? We agreed to follow the revolutionary line, but just gave us camouflage uniforms to deal with it?"

Our organizer was immediately confused. It was also very surprising. How could the person in charge of the other party buy camouflage clothing? We had clearly provided samples to the other party and even recommended purchasing manufacturers. However, the chairman did not know the details and always thought that we purchased the clothing and was very angry. :

"If I can't put on the Eighth Route Army uniform tonight, I will take everyone back immediately and not participate in this training!".

If they really withdraw, we will not only destroy our own brand, but also make the company’s senior management lose face. This is not an outcome I can accept.

So, we were shocked, dumbfounded, and crazy with anxiety. It was already dark at that time. Where could we find the Eighth Route Army uniforms for so many people?

At that time, in the simple hotel lobby, the lights were dim, and I was lying at the front desk. Although I felt extremely wronged, a very strong idea flashed in my heart: I must get eighty sets of Eighth Route Army uniforms, hats and shoes tonight. Do it no matter what!

That place was relatively remote, and I didn’t know anyone, but with that idea, I finally solved the seemingly impossible problem. Because there are many revolutionary scenic spots, there are many stores doing it. For those commemorative military uniforms, we later found several aunties nearby and asked them to help allocate and make military uniforms, hats, belts, and shoes overnight. Early the next morning, all the equipment was delivered to the training personnel. . It was like waiting for the light of dawn in the long, uninhabited darkness. At that moment, I wanted to cry.

That was the first time, in the first black hole of life and career, that a qualitative change was completed. From now on, I truly believe that as long as you make up your mind to accomplish something, you can definitely accomplish it.

However, when I was handling the work of the award ceremony later, I also encountered greater challenges. Contact people from all over the country were looking for you at the same time, and when I needed to separate myself from N, I still collapsed.

So I thought, people often say transformation and transformation. Will it be fine after transformation? Then what?

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Let’s take another example.

Y is a former female colleague of mine who came to the company two months earlier than me. We were the same batch of campus recruiters. She was on the same starting line, but her writing skills were average, but the position of planner had strict requirements on writing. She had to be able to write soft articles, make plans, and organize PPTs. Fortunately, she had an outgoing and strong personality, and everything she wrote could be published at the beginning. Show it to me and let me help check and revise it. To be honest, I didn’t know where to start with those articles at that time. From structure to language, from theme to material, it was all a mess.

Sometimes she was anxious to submit an assignment, so she would just transfer a certain paragraph that I had written to make up the number. I was speechless, but I could only laugh about it.

Later, she was assigned to the event planning team. The leader was very strict and stipulated that she must write at least one soft article every week. So, after get off work every day, she would study on the computer how to write Beautiful soft article. A year later, when I was the executive editor of a marketing magazine, I often received submissions from her. The style was distinctive, and the themes and materials were all flesh-and-blood. It read like a clean and capable bourgeois woman sitting across from you, drinking coffee and chatting with you. Cozy and comfortable.

I secretly praise her. From the level of basic skills to the formation of independent style and easy-to-hand literary talent, in the matter of writing articles, this year, I have seen her truly transform. .

In the next two years, she worked hard and showed great explosiveness in various modules of the planning position. She never attended meetings for everything, and hesitated to write every activity from plan to plan. When it comes to the vigorous organization of activities, she is a model of capital spelling. She is the hardest working girl I have ever seen. Because of her outstanding achievements, she has won the recognition of many leaders and colleagues. She is rated every time. For excellent employees.

I admire her every transformational growth. The two will also exchange experiences when they meet. But I found that after three years, although she continued to transform and her skills became more and more powerful, she was always anxious and anxious on one level. I was often so tired that I collapsed on the bed and couldn't straighten my back. Once I even fainted in the office. Everyone called 120 and was sent to the hospital. In every project, she is used to doing everything herself until her body resists in various ways, every time. I once advised her not to use so much force, but after that she still made herself very tired, which was worrying.

Some people have been constantly seeking transformation and moving towards a larger battlefield, but they have only received different combat missions at different levels and completed them according to the same logical procedures and methods.

There is nothing wrong with a person pursuing better and more excellence, and more transformation. However, transformation, in essence, is just like the dream described in Inception. You just sit there "whoosh" Go up the elevator and enter another level of space, where you still have to use your daily cognition and habitual thinking to solve new problems and deal with new loopholes.

The destination we really want to reach is not to stand on the shoulders of "transformation" and then start to prepare to stop.

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Although, in the advertisements or slogans we see every day, the word "transformation" appears frequently, such as: "Let you glow with the beauty of transformation" , "Let the team grow through transformation"...

The reason why it is repeatedly emphasized is that it makes people feel that once they transform, it will be fine, and it will reach the highest state we can imagine by default.

However, don’t think that “transformation” is the end. There is also a higher-latitude change, “fission.” Only by "fission" can you become a "dark horse" faster, helping you achieve an effective and wonderful life with one stone killing two birds with one stone.

(The so-called fission, the explanation on Baidu Encyclopedia is: the process of splitting an atomic nucleus into two or more lighter nuclei is called fission. It refers to nuclear fission. It is the splitting of the nucleus of a heavy atom into two or more lighter nuclei, and two to three free neutrons release huge energy during splitting)

This energy release has two to three focus points, and it occurs simultaneously. Powerful, it is more intense and diverse than transformation.

Each of us should have someone like this around us: eloquent, humorous, able to make casual jokes, know how to make travel plans with friends, arrange itineraries, and plan rich activities. , they have almost all kinds of delicious and fun things, and their functions are not only reflected in one field.

My cousin, like me, comes from a remote mountain village. From school to work, she worked hard to cultivate her multiple abilities. She used the money she earned to make herself elegant and independent, and learned to play. I have played piano and guzheng, and I have loved singing since I was a child. I can sing well and speak fluent English with a British accent. I usually learn to dance and work part-time as a translator in my spare time. I am very capable and happy at work.

They are people with fission potential.

Transformation is a translation that occurs again and again in the same dimension. For example, we go from high school to college, from college to the first job after graduation, from the first job to find a direction to ensure life to The things you really like must go from unknown to known, and then start over and over again, more like the growth history of a sapling.

Fission is the inclusiveness of multiple dimensions, allowing various dimensions to intersect and exist, thus showing the richness and brilliance of life, such as creative people, copywriting queens, travel instructors, Li Xinpin, who plays gorgeously and romantically in multiple roles such as a writer; Da Bing, who freely switches between multiple identities as host, literary bar owner, and folk singer; The legendary cross-border Gui Jiao Qi among cultivators, they are all super players who successfully completed the fission of life.

Metamorphosis requires qualitative changes, while fission is the sum of multiple qualitative changes.

Before every qualitative change, we may go through thousands of difficulties and dangers, but after we overcome all difficulties, our joy is no less than that of Li Bai, "The five-flowered horse has a thousand gold fur, and the call will be exchanged for fine wine." It's so open. Things that once restricted you or didn't dare to throw away can be used as bargaining chips in an instant to exchange for true relaxation, happiness, and freedom.

I hope that we can all learn to fission in the process of transformation, becoming smarter and more beautiful, like a peacock, it is nothing if it does not open its tail. Once it opens, it will be a pile of gorgeous things, not just piece.

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