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Write an appropriate slogan for a polluted pond.

The fish in the water shed tears, and the grass beside the water withered.

I can't remember the lyrics of the bug flying behind, so I squeezed around and squeezed out a spoof version:

Dump, dump, who do you blame?

Put it on and sing it. Feeling spoof: two stars.