Ask for humorous self-introduction SMS.

When did the moon begin to appear? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. Good man, 33 years old, literary youth, excellent performance in literacy class. Plus he can read and write more than 2000 words of typos. Now he's looking for a young woman with the same hobby as me, having an affair with me.

Poor ugliness, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand, Oye.

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Self-introduction application occasion:

1, used for the first meeting between strangers.

2, generally also used for job hunting and recruitment.

3. Also take the civil service exam.

4. Students introduce themselves.

5. There are still various exams needed.

6. It is also needed when editing personal files and resumes.

7. When giving a speech or presiding.