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Is Adi Wang a good brand?

If you think you have both, you can try to buy them. Please don't expect too much. First of all, you should write a shopping application form and ask the world's top firms to plan the content of the application form for you. After the application form is delivered to Dubai Yacht Hotel in person, King Adi will give you a shopping application form in about ten months. You can fill in the style you want to buy on the shopping application form (this doesn't mean you can buy this one) and send it to Dubai Yacht Hotel. Upon receipt, King Adi will send an evaluation team to evaluate your financial resources, social influence and personal quality. As far as I know, the daily maintenance cost of a pair of ordinary Adi Wang artificial leather shoes is amazing. After buying Adi Wang's products, some billionaires declared personal bankruptcy because they could not afford the daily maintenance costs of the products. Therefore, it is one thing to afford it, and it is another thing to afford it. Adi Wang pays attention to taste, identity and status, but there is no matching identity and status. How dare you put on King Adi? Not long ago, Bill Gates, the former richest man in the world, applied to the headquarters of Adi King to buy a pair of low-end Adi King artificial leather shoes, which attracted worldwide attention. At that time, some critics pointedly pointed out that the Gates wanted a pair of King Adi, at least to his grandson. Sure enough, yesterday Adi Wang rejected Gates' application and made a comprehensive evaluation of Gates, an upstart. Although public opinion generally believes that there is no chance beforehand, the evaluation report has caused extensive discussion since it came out. In this regard, Adi Wang's spokesman said sadly: We refuse thousands of times every day. Please draw a tube of your own blood and smell your aristocratic taste before you decide whether to fill out the shopping application. Introduction of Adi Wang: Adi Wang (whenever I type these noble three words, my hand can't help but tremble slightly) was originally called Nami nemesis brand. But what few people know is that it is the people of China who really carry this brand forward, making the words "Adi Wang" a household name (oh ... shake it again), and truly making this brand that Nami busters is proud of so far stand on the top of the world luxury goods. After tens of thousands of years of operation, street performers in Nami can only develop Adi King into a second-rate low-end sports brand in the Milky Way, but it only takes China people 1 year to develop Adi King into the highest-end luxury in the universe! Every time I think of this place, I will marvel at the great influence of our nation, and I will be deeply proud of the rebirth of such an influential brand in China. Go-vern-ment, the nemesis of Nami, really couldn't stand the huge pressure of consumers in the whole universe 1 year ago. Finally, in 2008, it unconditionally transferred the brand that brought people countless happiness and dreams to China. Since then, the nemesis of Nami has never worn Adi King, on the grounds that it is not worthy. -What a connotation!-International basketball superstar Ai Kangming strongly recommends it! There is a third-rate SB star named Chauncey Billups in foreign NBA, who looks like Ai Kangming. Please don't admit your mistake! Put on Adi Wang, your classmates will definitely be super jealous of you! Emperor is a symbol of nobility. Its arrival ended an era and opened a world. Emperor has always been my goal. I'm telling you, my story is tragic. Because of Adi Wang, I am a working class. I spent three months' salary on a pair of shoes. Adi Wang asked a friend to go to Beijing to book it, and I also asked a lot of relationships. Until yesterday, I finally put on my dream Adi Wang basketball shoes. I wear Adi Wang basketball shoes to work. Don't say how happy I am. On the way, MM kept asking me to call the company, and people from the company came to watch. I don't want to mention how happy I am to see my boss this afternoon. As soon as a customer arrives at the door of the hotel, the waiter smiles and goes to the private room to watch him sit down and order. The waiter brought me the menu and asked me to order instead of the boss. The boss turned blue. I explained to the waiter that he was the boss. The waiter said, "Who believes you? You are wearing King Adi. You are not the boss. " It's hard to explain. When customers order, they hold my hand as soon as they come in. The boss was put aside as an invisible man and returned to the company. I was called by my boss. I was fired and went home to take a shower. As soon as I get out of the bathroom door, my wife is anxious with me. Your mobile phone keeps ringing, full of ambiguous text messages and some red phone calls. My wife went back to her family in a rage. Unexpectedly, because of this pair of Adi Wang, I lost my job and my beloved wife left me. I put on Adi Wang's socks, Adi Wang's sportswear and Adi Wang's bag. Guess what, I can fly and use my brain! I am busy teleporting myself to the United States with my mind, just in time for the nba All-Star East-West War. I shouted, "King Adi, I'm coming!" Fly to the field. Nba stars are stupid, because I am wearing Adi Wang, and I suck the ball into my hand with my mind. I threw it into a net 30 kilometers away, and all the nba players knelt down and begged me to teach them, so I said, "Adi Wang, everything can change." My friend doesn't need to buy 24 pairs to go to the moon now!