Funny birthday sentences

1. Happy birthday to you, good things will chase you, your boss will pay attention to you, illness will avoid you, your lover will love you deeply, pain will stay away from you, happiness will follow you, and everything will go your way!

2. Just play around once a year and enjoy it. I have already called 110 and 119 for you, and 120 is on its way! Happy birthday!

3. A lover is like a flower, you hold it in your hand and don’t want to scatter it; a friend is like a green onion, you grab it wherever you need it; your lover is like a flower, you only think of him when you are hungry. Happy birthday to Xiao Conghua!

4. I’ve seen a lot of thick-skinned people, but I’ve never seen anyone as cheeky as you. Why don’t you just celebrate your birthday and you still need a gift? Come on, I’ll give you extra food today! Happy birthday, pig!

5. When I meet you, my aesthetics becomes dull; when I hold your hand, loneliness no longer dates me; when I hug you, the cold is no longer ambiguous to me; when I kiss you, happiness begins to show love to me. Baby, life is beautiful with you. Happy birthday my dear.

6. When you see this text message, haha! You are already a year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words out loud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

7. I let joy stir the cream, bake dough with happiness, and decorate the cake with joy. I lit the candles excitedly and happily presented the cake to you, the only one in the world: Happy birthday, dear friend!

8. Is today your birthday? If so, I will mail the gift to you! By the way, will China Post accept "me"?

9. You have been suffering from insomnia for 364 days for today, and finally you have waited for today to arrive, but you are sleeping soundly. The candles are not blown out, the cake is not cut, and this birthday is wasted. , you will have insomnia for 364 days.

10. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young. It will only be a few years after today... I wish you a happy birthday, because you are one year older and older than me. I am one year older. I cannot grasp the tail of youth, so I can smell the fart of youth.