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The more toxic 20 14 is, the better.

1、? When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma does

If 2020 is super harmful, the more toxic the better.

The more toxic 20 14 is, the better.

1、? When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma does

If 2020 is super harmful, the more toxic the better.

The more toxic 20 14 is, the better.

1、? When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

After 2.90, you have a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70.

Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

Wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

6. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

8. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

9. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

10, after I saw you, I realized what your father meant by scolding you all day for having an X fever rather than having you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!

1 1. It seems that everyone is a wonderful flower in the swearing world. . . I also said: you invited me to play 24 o'clock, and I agreed, but I won't play 13 o'clock! ! !

12, find the sun.

13, you 1 turned around and scared a row of teaching buildings. You go back to the landslide, the water flows backwards, you go back to Halley's comet and hit the earth, and you go back to Yao Ming to play table tennis.

14, were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

15, you look fresh! !

16, your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

17, anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones, anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.

18, you spilled B, a whore, you spilled hemorrhoids in your mouth, and your father and I rotted your grass. Why are you still selling B in the street?

19, you roll for me, keep rolling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

20. You can say: Today, Thursday, XXX went to the exam and got 0.4. I went home to watch TV and saw Shaolin Temple, so I wanted to try it. He was beaten into a tomato and said that he was capable or: I will give you an early birthday and wish you a happy birthday.

? Music! I wish you a moldy cake! I hope there is no water when you take a shower! Good luck going out. Damn it!

2 1. Did your mother throw someone away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

22. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day has created a brain-dead person like you.

23. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and I know I am embarrassed in front of people every day.

24. You are walking on a country road with a dog's step. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

25. Your round head is really amazing. Apple is beyond description. Just like basketball. People want to play when they see it.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again. I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

27, you are not smart, but also learn from others!

28. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

29, you say you, grandpa, I teach you to practice the knife, you practice the sword, you practice the sword if you don't, and practice the base! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword!

30. You are so rich, you look like a prostate, and your urine is forked. . .

3 1, believe it or not, I'll blow your head off, break your legs and break your ribs. I'll dig you out, dig out the Basse flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are. No, it's a vegetable rat.

32. You look like the scene of a car accident.

33. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

34. Your appearance is out of proportion.

35. You are so fucking postmodern.

36.oh! You are the holy monk, the one who looks exactly like you? It's your sister

37. Friend, I heard that the government is going to clean up the scum. You run, don't tell anyone I told you, run, don't thank me, just don't get caught.

38. In fact, people don't want to talk to you because it's too rare. Really, you really should listen.

If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you, but you are an orangutan.

40, born to belong to cucumber, owe to shoot! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

4 1. There are more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer.

42. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

43. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

45. I am your grandmother's ancestor, and your father took the blame, because your father is a eunuch, single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome guys are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

46. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

47. Am I talking to the dog now? Don't scream casually.

48. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

49. I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule

50. I can't describe you any more, because you have gone beyond the description of the earth people.

5 1, I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.

52. A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me. I have never seen such a brazen person. Why is the decaying fluorescence like the bright moon in the sky?

53. Hey? What are you wearing? What's on your face? This looks totally unattractive! You are probably 1 Martian, alas ~ it's not easy to grow.

54. Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all!

55. Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.

56. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.

57. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

58. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

59. Long adventure ... Creative.

60, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

6 1, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

62. No brain-dead medicine!

63. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.

64. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once

65. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword.

? Sabre man

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

The more poisonous, the better.

1, are you the one who can only draw turtles?

I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here. ? We should treat fate and love like this.

3. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

4, you are different, showing a sexy curve, unwavering in the storm, not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful!

5. You, a character problem, are always playing with your own nature.

6. You are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat of human body, the lowest low-level creature and the scum of men.

7. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

8. Your 24k golden dog eyes finally understand! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?

9. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

10, what is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

1 1, women prefer bad men to bad men. ..

12 in fact, you look only years old. . ?

13, if people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

14, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

15, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

16. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

17, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, it has now become a nutrient that baptizes your body n times a day.

18. If there are any similarities, you can copy me.

19, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

20. Life is like a super girl, and those who persist in the end are pure men! ?

2 1. Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

22. The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow. ? Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

24, how far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

25, although restless, but also to maintain self.

26, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, if not, it will become the threshold.

27. It's dawn.

28. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

29. How can there be such a big gap between two cohabiting couples? ?

30. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

3 1, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over?

33. My lover is a stunning beauty. Finally, one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

34. I called you the devil, which polluted the nature of animals.

35. We are ordinary people and we are special people, so we are special people.

36. I said: You are a pig. ? You said:? I am a pig! ? From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone. I am not a pig! ?

37. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

38, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

39. I was deeply impressed by them. I am really a college student in a famous university. Besides, I'm so angry. I followed you in the south for eight generations. Hit hard, and the salted fish turns over and blows.

40, unreasonable, there must be a picture!

4 1 He is the happiest man, whether he is a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home.

42. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

43, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

44. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, what do you want to do? You run faster than a bear; Run as fast; You run slower than a bear? Answer:. You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal. ?

45. It snowed heavily on Sunday morning, and the old people who collected junk lined up. At the order of the police, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed rags and socks into their pockets?

46. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

47, twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like it? Two? And then what?

48. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. I didn't know what to do when I saw the pig in the past, and then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message! Curse book

49. Always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

50. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

5 1, this is called a shoehorn face, and this is an authentic pig kidney face! ?

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

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