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Funny words of colleagues' resignation

2. The mood is always updated, so you can't always be upset, relax when things happen, and don't worry about trifles. Parents should be filial, friends should be sincere, lovers should be careful, and work should be troublesome. You should always be happy, and others can rest assured. I wish you a happy day!

3. company elevator. A colleague said: "The elevator door" ding "is like a microwave oven. Another colleague answered, "Yes, and then a group of half-baked people came out of it."

4. There is a spring breeze in the small building again, and the branches are fluttering from west to east, remembering parting, folding willows and sending them away, with heavy vows. A few autumn and winter, flying geese come and go in a hurry. When will you come back from your career, drink freely and dream again?

5. No matter whether the tea is strong or weak, let the fragrance stay in your heart forever; Whether the distance is near or far, let the memories connect with each other; No matter how much contact there is, let the blessing never change!

6. There are many unstoppable things in a person's life, just like the footsteps of time, what can't be stopped is the upcoming parting and disappointment. The sadness of sadness and parting is slowly rising, but at this moment, my heart is very calm, and our mutual blessings will slowly diffuse in our hearts. On the road ahead, my friend, be more confident and you will succeed!

7. Manager Ji of the company's management team is very close to the people. If you have something to ask me one day, call me in person. I was very upset that day and received a phone call: Who is it? "I'm old," I huffed. "Who knows who you are, MD".

8. A college student couldn't find a job for several years after graduation, and said sadly: As long as it is gold, it will always shine. Why can't I? Classmates advised him: Can you change your mind? Just send a little gold and you will shine!

9. New stereotyped writing: praise yourself for using water injection articles. Use bureaucratic articles to give directions. Use experience articles in parallel and flatter each other. Advertising articles are used for external publicity, and the packaging is sensational. Urgent use of cloned articles, used for crash!

1. You left quietly, just as you came quietly; You waved your sleeve and didn't take away a mm, buddy, I really thank you!

11. You left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed in a resignation letter and didn't take away a group of subordinates. It's not fucking interesting.

On July 17th, 12, Clean Day, remind you to have a wash: Wash your hair and don't worry; Wash your face and reduce wrinkles; Wash your hands, wealth is there; Wash your feet, good luck! Wash from top to bottom, wash from inside to outside ... Washing is healthier!

13. You left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed in a resignation letter and didn't take away a group of subordinates. It's not fucking interesting.

14. At noon, colleagues in the company discussed what Windows and Linux discussed, and a MM made us end the discussion. She said: Windows and Linux are not easy to use, but I still think the tomato garden system is the best.

15. Every day, I go to work and get off work, and I have a casual, dull, casual nod and casual greeting. Inadvertently, I changed from being unfamiliar to being familiar. It seems that I didn't spend too much time and process. Perhaps this is the fate of friends. I don't have much time to get along with each other, and the occasional chat is very short. But I regard these as a friendship between teachers and friends, which may be really memorable.

16. Castle Peak will never change its green water, so goodbye! See you later!

17. My friend, we have to say goodbye for a while, and I won't say anything about "treasure treasure" any more. In this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make the person who left early happy.

18. Meeting and parting seem to be never-ending notes in life, just like tasting a cup of bitter coffee, the bitterness of parting remains in my mouth, and the sweet fragrance will remain in my memory forever with the precipitation of years!