Say an interesting phrase.

1, if something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

2. Love is a luxury. Just like the fox fur coat in the Paris window, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize about it or touch it, because it needs the right time and the right person to meet in the right place, both of which are indispensable.

3. There is also a lightning strike on the head with the shell.

4. I gradually discovered that only people are goblins! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!

I don't want to eat porridge every day. I visited the vegetable market yesterday. I think I will continue to eat porridge.

6. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, while a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

7. Love is the road, and friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. Don't get lost when you are rich, lean on trees when you are short of money, don't forget your way when you are happy, and water the trees when you rest.

That fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

9. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever?

10, the data shows that in 2008, men accounted for 52% of the total population and women accounted for 43%.

1 1, sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

12, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

13, thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations.

14, saying that money is evil and it is all fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to the body; Say heaven is best, don't go!

15 I received a mobile phone message. There is a monkey in the zoo that is so ugly that everyone vomits. One day I went there and I threw up. One day you went there and the monkey vomited.

16. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: Is it blocked? Take the subway!

17. I like the first half of your mother's short story. I'll broadcast it here today. Please continue to enjoy it at the same time tomorrow. I like the second half of your mother. ...

18, are you a dung ball crushed by Huashan, a martial arts master who used to crush Haitang with pear flowers, or Xiao Qiang, a cockroach trampled by Wang Cai, an imbecile dog adopted by Xiaomi Sha?

19, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

20. Who held my hand and gathered my half-life madness? Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

2 1, God didn't give me a great responsibility, but it still made my heart ache.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

23. Happiness means scratching when you itch. Unfortunately, it itches but can't be scratched. More unfortunately, for a long time, neither the soul nor the body felt this itching.

24. Pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

25. Yuanyang played in the water and was fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

27. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I met the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for such a long time, and I have grown so big.

28. The child next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal."

29. Don't talk to me in dialect. I don't know Mandarin.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

3 1, don't say that people are mentally ill. If they have brain diseases, they must have a brain first.

Don't dawdle, or you will be confused by the days.

Don't think you are an angel with bird hair all over.

34. My love for you was killed by the door in your heart.

35. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can just be a mother!

You play hard for money, but you can't play for money all your life.

If people don't attack me, I won't commit a crime. If people attack me, I will kill myself.

38. Nowadays, people follow the trend and use Zhenshiming eye drops to treat pinkeye.

39. In today's society, it is hard for the rich to be without money.

40, go to the toilet, use other people's paper, let others find paper!

4 1, life is hard, don't make friends with dogs.

42. I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.

43. It snowed twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

44. Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.

46. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but just played with me.

47. There are many heartless people in the world, just as a cat wants to eat a mouse when it is hungry.

48. If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

49. In this world, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

50. Life is nothing more than smiling at others and then making them smile!

5 1, I enjoy a moment of blank in my brain every day, and my thoughts are simpler.

52. Buy yourself a big bottle of Sprite and get yourself drunk.

53. Men use Dabao and women use Hushubao.

54. Actually, I am a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy.

55. We two idiots can piece together a genius.

56. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our men's prison.

57. The deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw a ghost.

58. Chopin, who is no better than B, can't play the sadness of labor and capital.

59. I get dizzy when I take a boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

60. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

6 1, what are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

62. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

63. If you don't give up, you will never leave this life; If you don't like it, go to hell.

64. It is strange that I am wearing a dress today.

Even if you don't miss anyone, it's a lonely comfort to kneel down and hug yourself.

Humor, funny emotions, talking about phrases

1 at noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

NO.2 contraceptive effect: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

NO.3 time is not for getting up, but for how long you can sleep.

NO.4 love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

NO.5 don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

NO.6 pretending to be forced is only a moment, and shameless is eternal.

NO.7 there are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to study, and this feeling is strongest in February.

NO.8 others are holding hands, and I am holding the dog, walking and swimming to see who bites people unhappy.

NO.9 bully me again, and I curse you for buying noodles all your life without a fork.

NO. 10 Reality tells lies with real names, and the Internet tells the truth with pseudonyms.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

NO. 12 what is lost and recovered is always second-hand.

NO. 13 When I was proud, my friend met you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

NO. 14 you two, or two, two is right there, no three no four.

NO. 15 Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 ancient roads.

NO. 16 Man is a noun expressing meaning, and mean is a verb expressing people.

Funny humor, talking about mood phrases

1, so my youth is dedicated to the lovely computer.

A long time ago, a piece of ice melted when walking.

3. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and soon it will be sunny.

4, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back and turned to ashes.

5. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

My future son, tell me where to find your father.

7. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me to be happy.

8. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen?

When my mother turned into a swan, you were still an egg. ...

10, Russia's territory is dominated by Russia, which shows the degree of' madness' in Russia.

1 1. Brother Xiao Xin, is my cherry your home?

12, don't drag in front of me like 2580 thousand, just pose and force!

13, the tiger is not arrogant, you think I am Hello Kitty!

14 and 1G are both filled with 2G troubles.

15, one day, my mother will appear in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife, but my stepmother.

16, take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with a pillow.

17, God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

18, no matter where we are, we can play our cheeky spirit.

19, holding hands last summer and waving this summer.

My fault is your fault, and your fault is still your fault.

2 1. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

22. What a lovely creature it would be if mosquitoes stopped sucking blood and took fat instead.

23. The fat man's motto is: Where you fall, you will break a hole.

24, a black charcoal said: I am very white, and I was dragged into a mental hospital.

25. When I am in a bad mood, I will beat you up for free.

In fact, lovelorn people are the most glorious!

27. Rich people run a money market, and those who have no money go home and get some money to run a money market.

28, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

29, the virus fell in love with my computer, I can only help them.

30. You are stupid, and I am more stupid. Let's be stupid together!

3 1, hey. Flat-chested girl, I imitate my dad ~ you tumor man.

32. Although some people wear perfume, they can still smell the dregs.

33. If love is affectionate, there must be adultery, and love is pure nerve.

34. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

35. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

36. When I grow up, I want to build a school for my lover. Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.

I don't know how many girls are losing weight this summer.

38. I actually want to say: popcorn! You think I want a hug.

39. I called my date and she answered.

Genius and madness are only one step away. If I were that step, I wouldn't have a genius.

4 1, the homework in those years, one person is wrong, the whole class is wrong.

42. Barbers will never understand the concept of cutting it short.

43, school uniforms, throw away; Textbooks, throw away; Throw away your schoolbag! Throw them all away!

In order to avoid excessive drinking, please stay awake when you are drunk.

Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees and 45 minutes, I saw a gray machine.