Funny poem about missing.

1. Humorous short message poem about missing

1 I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time, I have ears but I can't hear your voice at any time, I have hands but I can't hold you at any time, but I have a heart that can miss you at any time

2 Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning, and it is expected that I will miss you continuously in the afternoon. Due to this low mood, I will turn into a wild dream in the evening and my mood will drop by five degrees. Not necessarily inseparable, but must cherish each other; It may not be icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in touch, but always in mind!

4 when you read this short message, I was thinking about you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking about me?

5 I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

6 Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you; B: I miss you very much; C: I miss you very much; D: I miss you too much to sleep; E: all of the above.

7 how many times have I told you, be careful not to go out at night, but you just don't listen. It's not, it came to my dream again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

8 Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I just want to commit suicide: I tried to hang myself with noodles, hit my head with tofu, cut my pulse with a cotton swab, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute!

9 I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you too deeply.

1 There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling, a kind of happiness, and a kind of yearning.

11 When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a text message, and bless that person with eternal peace and happiness. I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons flying, three sheep flying, and four seasons of peace. five blessings, six six, six, seven stars shining high, come from all directions to make money, nine, one mind, perfect, everything goes well. 2. Humorous short message poem about missing

1. I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time. I have ears but I can't hold you at any time. But I have a heart that can miss you at any time. 2 Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn into a wild dream in the evening, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you. 3 friends, it is not necessarily reasonable, but I must know your heart. Not necessarily inseparable, but must cherish each other; It may not be icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help; Not always in touch, but always in mind! When you read this short message, I was thinking of you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking of me. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you; B: I miss you very much; C: I miss you very much; D: I miss you too much to sleep; E: all of the above.

7 how many times have I told you, be careful not to go out at night, but you just don't listen. It's not, it came to my dream again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up! Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I just want to commit suicide: I tried to hang myself with noodles, hit my head with tofu, cut my pulse with a cotton swab, use coke as poison, and jump off a building with a parachute! I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I miss you too deeply.

1 There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling, a kind of happiness, and a kind of missing. 3. Miss your boyfriend and make some funny sentences

Hello, there are many sentences about missing someone, as follows:

1. After leaving, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you, too.

2. The farther apart you are, the deeper you miss; The longer it lasts, the more I miss it; The night is long, when will the lovesickness be over?

3. You asked me how much I love you, but I couldn't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit of my life and an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every night, but I can't help thinking about you.

4. I will always remember those days when I was with you. Happy, happy, happy, lost, sad and painful all the days. I miss you very much.

5. I miss someone

6. I miss you far away, and I don't want you to leave, so there are always indelible memories. Listening to your voice fading away in this darkness. A little fantasy is brought into the dream, the portrait is gradually blurred, you can't see your face, and your knees can't catch up with her drifting. Keren is still chasing the moon and asking questions, and tears are everywhere. Darkness ... Darkness ...

7. If you can't forget her, don't forget her. Real forgetting requires no effort. In the world of love, there are always some ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his regrets and live with a clear conscience, it has come to an end. Miss someone's sentence

8. Missing you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that can't be expressed in any language.

9, a person is very good, a person can be very free, a person can have no scruples, even if he is injured, he can heal himself, but who will heal that scar? What should I do if I am lonely and lonely? Yes. . What should I do if I lose myself?

1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then in a casual moment, you will find that the things that you tried so hard to forget have really been forgotten.

11. Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears for a long time.

12. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? Every thought is about you, I miss you and miss you so much.

13. A person's sentence

14. In the childhood ballad, in the fairy tale that I forgot to close, in the grass whispering among the flowers, I know that your smile is beautiful and quietly opens on me. Miss you at night, miss you in my heart and love you forever.

15. A woman should be a third party at any time in her life. Only when you have been a third party can you understand how bleak it is to love someone. The people we want are not always available.

16. If you miss someone, you don't have to see them every day, own or destroy each other. You don't miss them so much, but you always think of them several times a day. When you can't hear his voice, you worry about him. When a person is away from home, he will miss the time with him.

17. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I could not love you. 4. A complete collection of funny poems

Looking at Lushan Waterfall

Li Bai

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering. I felt my pocket and didn't bring any money.

Chunxiao

Meng Haoran

Mosquitoes bite everywhere in I awake light-hearted this morning of spring.

a big bear comes at night, and no one can escape.

Give it to Wang Lun

Li Bai

Li Bai didn't give money when he took the boat,

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

Peach Blossom Beach is deep in thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

in the Qing dynasty

Du Mu

It rains a lot in the Qingming period

I'm lonely and want to kill my soul

Excuse me, where can I find a beautiful woman?

The shepherd boy points at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poem is penetrating. For the sake of today's Qingming Festival, let him send this first)

Chunxiao

Meng Haoran

I awake light-hearted this morning of spring

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering

I can't sleep at night

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

In early spring, I showed up at the Ministry of Water Affairs, Mr. Zhang Eighteen

Han Yu

Beili Xiaoyu Runru. . . (It seems that Mr. Han was hit hard.)

The early arrival of Baidicheng

Li Bai

The resignation of the dormitory made him like it.

When the netizens met, they couldn't help crying.

They just came to the brink of death (it seems that Shi Xian met a carnivorous ~ ~ Amen)

Mountain trip

Du Mu

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It's really a dinosaur meeting a frog (wow, it's Du Fu again, it seems that there are a lot of feelings)

The Book of Songs.

The white dew is frost

The so-called Iraqi people, on the net side

see it on the spur of the moment, and their faces are fat and long

. . . (well, the old ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

operator

Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology

She lives in Beijing Institute of Technology

I chat every day to meet

*** I see ghosts. . . . (How can poets join in the fun ~ ~ It's true that dinosaurs have come from generation to generation)

Jiang Nanchun

Du Mu

Daqian's network is green and red

Chatting and meeting is getting empty

Meeting 48 times

How many dinosaurs are among them (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

Send Yuan Er's envoy Anxi

Wang Wei

It's rainy in the morning in Beili

It hurts my heart to be full of disappointment

Advise you not to find another net friend

Leave home and go to Shaolin tomorrow (good words ~~)

Mulan Shi

Haw haw, and want to eat KFC. I don't smell the saliva, but I smell the woman sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think about hamburgers, and women remember chicken wings.

I saw chicken coupons last night, and there was a big sale on the festival. Twelve chicken coupons, one with chicken wings. Grandpa has no eldest son, and Mulan has no eldest brother. She is willing to go to KFC and eat for him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I stayed by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling female voices, but I heard the smell of hamburgers splashing. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to the black hills at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling female voices, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more Wan Li crosses the Great Wall, the more Mount Everest flies. The bank sends gold coins, and the emperor sends sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in heaven. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chickens. Confucius asked what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She was willing to drive a thousand miles to send her son back to her hometown.

when my parents heard of my daughter's arrival, they went out to help the generals: My sister heard of my sister's arrival and wanted to eat KFC; my younger brother heard of my sister's arrival and sharpened his knife and prepared to eat. Open my East Pavilion pot, take my West Pavilion spoon, take off my wartime robe, wear my dinner towel, take chopsticks from the window, and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to see the fire companions, they were all surprised and busy: after twelve years of traveling together, I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth has three flaps, while the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; Can I tell if I am greedy if I eat with two rabbits beside me?

(That's enough, please choose me! ! ! ! ）