Girls' jokes,

A short message that can make your girlfriend laugh.

1. Monks are not talking nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...

2. Marriage is called network access, bigamy is called double number card, extramarital affairs is called call transfer, and many couples are called Monternet. Divorce is called cancellation number, separation stop number, remarriage is called remarriage, woman remarriage is called transfer, and man remarriage is called replacement card.

I suggest you go outside to pick flowers less. After all, you still have a home. The social atmosphere is not good. The red flag didn't fall at home, but the colorful flags floated outside. You must hand in your homework. It's okay to spend a little money. It is wrong to ruin your health.

One day, three ugly people were chatting together. They want to use an idiom to describe themselves as extremely ugly. A said: My appearance is too arbitrary, so I am ugly. B said: that's not as good as my appearance. I am uglier. C said: Don't argue, but my appearance will never happen again, so I am the ugliest.

The model doesn't smile even with a long face. Da Vinci gently induced: "Good boy, can we paint human body art after painting this picture?" The model smiled happily. Thus, there was the famous painting Mona Lisa.

6. It's sad to be found wearing a fake brand name, and it's even sadder to be called a fake brand name wearing a real brand name, but the saddest thing is to borrow money to buy a brand name when you clearly wear a fake brand name.

7. Men really have good taste and are not ashamed to lie! Obviously, he stepped on his back and said it was a secret tryst at work, but he said he was drunk, tired from going home to work and fell asleep in bed. If his wife offers charm, he pretends to shout pain and covers his stomach!

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