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What does turtle soup mean?

Turtle soup topic daquan funny:

1, noodle soup: Xiaoming went to the bar and asked for a glass of water. The bartender threw him a snake. Xiao Ming said "thank you".

Soup bottom: Xiaoming got water because of hiccups. The bartender saw his condition and suddenly threw him a snake. Xiao Ming was shocked and scared the hiccups back, so he said thank you (the key point is how to connect asking for water with being shocked).

2, noodle soup: there is a couple, the boy drives the girl home every day. After seeing the girl home this time, the girl gave the boy ten dollars.

Tandy: This couple is maintaining a relationship behind the woman's parents' backs. This time the boy sent the girl home and met her parents. In order not to be seen by the woman's parents, the girl gave the boy ten dollars and pretended to be sitting on the Internet.

3. Noodles in soup: Dabo went to the library, took a book and put 100 yuan in it. The day after tomorrow, he opened the book and found that the money was still there. Da Bo shouted.

Tang Di: Dabo is the author of this book. He invested 100 yuan to see if anyone came to read the book. It turns out that 100 yuan is still there, which proves that no one reads his own book, so Dabo is very sad (everyone who wrote the book has been killed before he became famous).

4. Noodles in soup: There is a couple. The husband drove his wife on the road at midnight. Soon the car will run out of gas. The husband locked the car door and went to the nearby gas station to get it. When he came back, he found the car intact, but there was an extra person in it.

Tandy: My wife is going to have a baby, and my husband drives to the hospital. When I got the oil, I found that my wife had given birth in the car, so there was one more person. (This is the simplest)