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Jokes and information about the Winter Solstice

1. The winter solstice is here, and I sent a text message to my friend: "Today is the winter solstice, don't forget to eat dumplings." Not long after, I received a reply from my friend: "I've already eaten, what about you? "I replied: "I have already eaten it, and I have eaten two bowls." My friend replied: "It's so awesome! How did you do it?" I replied: "Because my dumplings are very big, one dumpling has a bowl." .

2. The winter solstice is here. I said to my friend: "Did you eat dumplings on the winter solstice today?" My friend replied: "Of course I did. I also ate glutinous rice balls and mutton." I replied: "You It’s so delicious! I also want to eat glutinous rice balls and mutton.” My friend replied: “Haha, I want to eat your dumplings too.”

3. The winter solstice is here. I said: "What delicious food did you eat on the winter solstice today?" My friend replied: "I ate hot pot and barbecue." I replied: "I also want to eat hot pot and barbecue." Barbecue." My friend replied: "Haha, I want to eat your dumplings too."

4. The winter solstice is here, and I sent a text message to my friend: "Today is the winter solstice, I wish you good health!" My friend replied: "Thank you! You too." I replied: "I'm not being polite, I really wish you the best." You." The friend replied: "Haha, I know you are a real person."

5. The winter solstice is here, and I sent a text message saying: "Today is the winter solstice, do you have anything special to do?" My friend replied: "No." I replied: "Then you must be bored, right?" The friend replied: "Yeah, so I plan to eat hot pot tonight."

6. On the day of the winter solstice, the weather was very cold, so my friends and I went to eat hot pot together. We ordered a lot of meat and vegetables, and the steaming hot pot made us feel warm and comfortable. After eating for a while, I suddenly remembered that today is the Winter Solstice, so I said to my friend: "Having hot pot on the Winter Solstice, can we be reunited?" When my friend heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Haha, you are a foodie. , Reunion and hot pot go well together.”

7. On the day of the winter solstice, Xiao Ming was making dumplings at home alone. He was very busy rolling out noodles, mixing stuffing, and making dumplings. After making the dumplings, Xiao Ming looked at the dumplings he had made and suddenly thought of a question: Why do we eat dumplings during the Winter Solstice? So he checked online and found out that eating dumplings during the Winter Solstice commemorates the medical saint Zhang Zhongjing. Xiao Ming said with emotion: "It turns out that eating dumplings during the Winter Solstice has such a deep meaning."

8. On the day of the winter solstice, a few friends and I decided to eat hot pot together. We found an old shop in an alley. The decoration in the shop is very simple, but the hot pot tastes very good. We ordered a lot of meat and vegetables, and even ordered a bottle of white wine to go with the hot pot. Halfway through the meal, a friend suddenly asked: "What are the rules for eating hot pot during the Winter Solstice?" Another friend jokingly said: "Yes, you can't drink white wine!" Everyone laughed and continued to enjoy the delicious hot pot.

9. On the day of the Winter Solstice, I received a text message from a friend: "Today is the Winter Solstice. Have you eaten dumplings?" I replied: "Yes, how about you?" My friend said: "I eat them too. I also ate glutinous rice balls and mutton." I said, "You are such a foodie!" My friend laughed and said, "Haha, you need to eat delicious food during the winter solstice."

10. The winter solstice is here, and the weather is getting colder and colder, so I put on a thick down jacket. But it still didn't feel warm enough, so I added a sweater and a shirt. But it was still not enough, so I put on thick cotton shoes again. Finally, I finally felt like I was warm, so I walked out of the house. However, I immediately realized that I had forgotten to close the door.