What do you say when you are single?

1. Is there anything you can’t do? I will never leave you

2. Every time a man interrupts me and my little sister, What an interesting boy! There are probably a few minutes every month when I want to be single. It’s those few minutes. It’s really sweet! I ate it happily.

3. When I wake up in the morning, I feel empty! I, a single person who has been single for ten thousand years, suddenly want to be single.

4. I have had the idea for a long time that if one day I am single, it must be because I don’t pursue beautiful things that much.

5. What’s wrong with me! I think I want to be single, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to realize my dream of being with someone else! Still so strange! How could it be! So beautiful! I actually want to be with a top student! Oh my God! The dream was absolutely terrible! How terrible! Can I stop being so sentimental!

6. Some things just happen in a moment. It seems that I am single. I still can’t believe it. It’s like a dream that seems real and illusory. I slowly realize it.

7. I guess I have already understood it. Marriage is on the agenda, but brother, you have to understand that even if you are one of the top four in Supo, you can't be single if you want to.

8. You don’t expect me to be single anymore. I will be happiest when the baby in my heart is doing well.

9. I’m sorry that my contract was broken due to being single! But I am single, I am happy, we people are so happy today~~~

10. Many people will get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more you watch it, the more you like it.

11. Officially announcing that I am single... From now on, for the rest of my life: the wind and snow are you, the plainness is you; the poverty is you, the glory is you; the gentleness in my heart is you, and everything I look at is you. you.

12. If you want to be single, please tell me. I will chase you and someone will tell you immediately. I am Lei Feng. No need to thank me. I have been professionally assisting you in getting married for thirty years.

14. I am stimulated by the people around me and want to be single, but it is hard to find a partner. Hey, what should I do?

15. I am single, after all, it is so cold Oh my god, I need to wear two!

16. There are many benefits to being single, but people can only grow in adversity, so I still want to be single.

17. More than just ambition, I have planned a lifetime of thoughts. Starting from meeting you.

18. I suddenly don’t want to be single anymore. I feel that your thoughts are wonderful and your words are nice, but what about your actual actions? The negative me is here again, maybe it’s the cheerful me. You were deceived.

19. In the countdown to the New Year, dear friends, I am single.

20. I am single and hold hands to love you successfully.

21. In fact, I am still a deer. You are very good. If you want to fall in love or be single, it is not that difficult.

22. What’s going on today? I’m not interested. If you want to be single, just leave. Tell me what you’re doing. If you want to be single, just do it. If you’re dating someone, just do it. Taunt me. What’s the matter? You don’t have to worry about this. Thank you. You don’t have to tell me about this kind of thing in the future. I’m not interested in knowing.

23. I am single, and none of them meet my standards, but I still like him a little, and I am willing to come out of the abyss

24. Hehe, Dongfang It's not bright, it's bright in the west. Friends, I am single.

25. Remember that I am not lacking. I let it go. You will listen clearly in the future. Your regret in the future has nothing to do with me. Happy New Year, good luck in the Year of the Dog, I’m single

26. I’m single. . I originally thought that a person could grow old like this. . . .

27. Thank you all. At 20:17 on Valentine’s Day, I am single.

28. Those who like me and want to pursue me, I advise you to do it as soon as possible. This year, I don’t want to be single. Don’t blame me for being so cold when the time comes.

29. Winter Solstice, I don’t have a boyfriend, I don’t have to give out dog food, I want to be sexy, I want to be single! I didn't eat glutinous rice balls or go out to play, so I rotted in the dormitory until late at night. I got up to eat porridge, had a cold, and had difficulty breathing. I still had to do homework. If I'm not happy, I still have to work hard to live with a smile.

30. You are allowed to be a little stupid. After all, I will take care of you and support you from now on. I will also allow you to be careless and tempered. If you announce your separation on Moments, please tell me the phrases you would like to post on Moments to hint that you are no longer single

1. I have nothing to talk to you about except love

2. I like you, even if there are people in the world who are taller, thinner, smarter and more sensible than you, it's none of my business.

3. You will be my unparalleled hero, and I will tuck you into a quilt.

4. Pokémon has begun a journey of love

5. I hope that if you like these sentences, you can use them happily, and I hope that lovers will eventually get married.

6. Sunny day, cloudy day, rainy day, there is no time to chat with you.

7. Welcome to the road of no return of loving me.

8. My iceberg has become the ice cream in your hand

9. If you can give me unchanging love throughout my life, I will definitely give it to you and never leave you. companionship.

10. I always thought that I was a materialist, but until I met you, I hoped that there would be an afterlife.

11. Prepare your salary, three stars are in the sky. Tonight or later, I meet this beloved man. Zixi Zixi, such a beloved person

12. I want to be your little princess, only eating sweets and not suffering.

13. Saying I love you ten thousand times is worse than staying together

14. Missing you is a kind of sad beauty and sweet loss. In my heart, there is a warmth that nothing can replace. My mind is filled with your beautiful image. What makes me want the most in the world is the payment reminder, the new express delivery and you who smile.

15. He is my great hero and mine alone

16. I was going to travel around the world, but when I saw you, I thought I could stop for a while

17 , Is my unparalleled hero

18. I can no longer unscrew the bottle cap

19. I am lucky to have a journey through mountains and rivers.

20. I hope you can all marry love and I want to marry xxx!

21. May you be the lover that time cannot steal

22. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are also staring at me.

23. I want to tell you many stories, but in the end I find that you have become my story.

24. Since you appeared, I realized that it is so beautiful to be loved by someone.

25. If there is new snow and the first fall, the full moon will be in the sky. There is bright silver lying on the floor below, and you are walking towards me with a smile. Between the moonlight and the snow, you are the third kind of stunning beauty.

26. I can’t see you getting hurt, let alone being wronged, even if that person is myself.

27. I admire him like a hero, and he dotes on me like a child.

28. You can’t hide your love. I think when you are old and I can’t walk anymore, I will grin at you with a toothless mouth and say: Look, I I've liked you forever.

29. The feeling of liking someone is probably listening to others discuss love, and I only think of you.

30. The breeze, Natsume, the distant mountains, and you

31. About you, thousands of troops and thousands of horses are everywhere, and the waves are rising all over the world. Your smile makes my heart sweet.

32. The moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart

33. I am very timid but I want to try everything once and fall in love, and I also want to try it with you

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34. Just take care of me, I will listen to you very much

35. The galaxy is hot, you are the ideal in the world.

36. I hope it’s not life but you that makes me breathless

37. I want to stay in this position of your partner for the rest of my life

38. Winter There are chestnuts in summer and mangoes, but you have me all year round

39. Don’t give me any advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me

40. Time turns you and me into us, because of you , so keep walking

41. Prepare some money and get 20% off for likes.

42. I was originally going to travel around the world, but when I met you, I thought I could stop for a while.

43. If you keep thinking about it, there will be repercussions.

44. My heart is like a bird in the wilderness, and I find the sky in your eyes.

45. You are good-looking, so I tolerate it, but you grow up to be what I like. Appearance

46. Falling in love is a very troublesome thing, so I will trouble you in the future.

47. I feel sorry for this young man who will take care of me in the future

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48. I found someone to watch the moon with me

49. The moon shines back into the center of the lake, the wild cranes rush to the idle clouds, I step into you

50. For you, I love you from the bottom of my heart, the kind that makes you cry when others get closer to you.

51. I like you very much if I have nothing to do to show my courtesy

52. From now on, there will be only one fish in my fish pond

53. Holding hands, and We grow old together

54. When I met you, I realized that these four words were doomed

55. Shooting stars are like short-lived love. The beauty is in a moment, but the nostalgia is for a lifetime.

56. There are always some surprising encounters, such as when I met you

57. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more day by day.

58. In love, there is nothing that is not a drag or a drag, whether it is worth it or not. Only I love you. If you are willing, I am willing, that’s all.

59. The gift of May is the gentle good weather and you

60. I will always be loyal to myself and run towards my ideal and you under the stars and the moon

61. Only May your heart be like mine, and you will definitely live up to your love.

62. The fireworks in the world that I am greedy for are unbiased and it just happens to be you

63. People actually live for a long time, and companionship More precious than anything else, holding hands has become a daily routine, and hugs are not that exciting. But the reluctance to say goodbye every time has never diminished

64. Live well and grow fat together.

65. At this point, the ape returns to the forest and the horse is reined.

66. The world is ordinary but you are worth it

67. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart

68. You are all my girlish feelings and the desire of the heart

69. It will snow in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn, and sunny in winter. There will be many surprises all year round, but the most charming thing is meeting you.

70. Some people choose to be friends because they are too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

71. Whether a person is worth your whole life to like does not depend on how good he can be to you, but how bad he can treat you when he is in a bad mood.

72. What really drives love is not strong love, but long-term companionship. Good love is hidden in the details, and companionship is the longest confession of love.

73. It doesn’t matter who is yours from now on. From now on, you can only be mine.

74. You are so cute and you should meet me. It is suitable to express yourself implicitly by announcing your separation. Talk about being single

1. Welcome to Glory of Kings, I still have 5 seconds to reach your heart.

2. I want to live with you, in a small In this town, you can enjoy the endless dusk and the endless ringing of bells

3. Fortunately, I met your peach blossom face, and there will be warm spring in the streets from now on. This person is like a rainbow, and you will know when you meet him.

4. Time turns you and me into us. Because of you, we keep walking

5. Be gentle to each other from now on.

6. If life is just like the first day we met, if we get tired of loving someone, we will go back to the first day we met. Have the courage to say "Hey, hello" like you would when meeting someone for the first time. Please give me your advice for the rest of my life.

7. I am starting to have trouble opening bottle caps.

8. The boyfriend (girlfriend) assigned by the country has finally arrived

9. Life is too short. When you meet the person you like, you must like it seriously

10. I used to be a sea king until I met you and I filled the sea overnight

11. After xx years (your age), I finally jumped into your arms.

12. I want to make sure I hold the same arm every day

13. Look! The legendary first-level certificate!

14. I am not lovable, please fall in love with me directly

15. Give me a lipstick and I will give you some back every day

16. Finally , I entered the siege willingly

17. Treat pampering me as something you will be proud of throughout your life

18. You are both married, and I quickly took out my certificate to calm my shock

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19. Give you the best time to accompany me and enjoy the scenery along the way.

20. If you want anything, say love and give it to you.

21. Take all my extremes and romance and savor them slowly. I only belong to you.

22. Ever since I met you, the little deer in my heart has had a concussion

23. I liked myself for 17 years, until I met you when I was 18, I changed Heart.

24. There are thousands of things in this world, but there are three things I love: the sun. The moon and Qing; the sun is morning, the moon is dusk; Qing is morning and dusk

25. When my rent is due, pack it up and live in your heart

26. I like it You come from the left shoulder, close to the heart

27. I will cover your future lipstick, but you have to give me back a little bit every day

28. It was this fool who broke my plan to die alone

29. We will meet each other on a narrow road in our lifetime, and we will never be spared.

30. Since you appeared, I realized that it is so beautiful to have someone like you.

31. I want to waste each other with you, spend a short silence together, a long meaningless time, and spend the delicate and old universe together

32. There is something to do, someone to love and something to look forward to. .

33. You are the kind of person who likes to cry when others get close to you.

34. From now on, I will be responsible for making money, taking care of housework, and raising you. You just need to be responsible for loving me.

35. I used to like liveliness, but now I like to be alone. Maybe I will like you from now on

36. I have liked you for more than two minutes and can’t take it back

37. We all have it There are shortcomings, there are disappointments, there are problems, they are part of life. Just accepting these facts means a lot to us.

38. Because I fell in love with you, my originally long life suddenly felt too short. I was afraid that I would not have time to put all the happiness in front of you.

39. I like Coke, potato chips and chocolate ice cream but I like you the most.

40. Some people are your mountains and rivers, some people are your stars, but I am only your moon.

41. Thinking of your busy life becomes empty

42. You are the only motivation for me to wake up every day.

43. Bang Bang is on the left and you are in Bang Bang

44. Watch the light, watch the movie, watch the scenery, meet the mountains, meet the water, meet a person, just look at it, and it will be you for the rest of my life

45. I have no other hobbies except money and it’s you

46. I don’t believe that the future is long. I just want to love you every day when you are here

47. Wish There are street lights in the thick fog in the mountains and fields. Even in the wind and rain, I can return to my boat. I don’t know how to love, so I slowly rise.

48. I want to be with you every moment you need me.

49. Maybe those who attach too much importance to emotions will not have an easy life after all. Trust, dependence, and nostalgia will torture you to the point of no return in minutes.

50. I am really not that sad, but without you, I am really unhappy.

51. The silver boat sways and curves

52. From then on, some people asked me whether the porridge was warm, and some people talked to me about the evening.

53. No one else can be seen but you are everywhere

54. Tomatoes and tomatoes, me and you

55. We didn’t meet at the best time You, but with you here, I have the best time.

56. Nine times out of ten, love will be sad, but you are the only one.

57. As long as it is you, I will admit defeat.

58. I don’t want to be a good person or a bad person, I just want to be your sweetheart.

59. Don’t think that the pigs outside are not as cute as me

60. I would like to make a promise with a white head and write it to Hong Jian, so that the red leaf alliance can be clearly recorded.

61. If the dark night is too difficult, I will accompany you day and night.

62. I want to hold your hand and toast the guests from all over.

63. The warm spring breeze, the ice cream in summer, the scarf in autumn, the sunshine in winter, my you.

64. My dog ??likes you to follow me.

65. You get 50 cents, and I get 50 cents, so that we can be together.

66. The world is not worth it, but you are.

67. I only hope that your heart will be like mine, and I will live up to my love.

68. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past. Every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past. Knowing the world but not being worldly is the most kind-hearted maturity.

69. It’s hard for me to make do with others. When I meet someone I like, I want to take it for myself.

70. There is a kind of person in the world who makes me feel warm when I think about him.

71. It is impossible to tell the reason for truly loving someone. You just know that no matter when, where, or in a good or bad mood, you want this person to be with you.

72. I asked you if you were afraid of marrying me if you disagreed with me

73. I am yours for the rest of my life

74. The bitterness of coffee and Sweetness does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; pain does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

75. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

76. Meeting the person you like is like drifting across the sea and finally seeing land after a catastrophic life.

77. Every ordinary glass of water will turn into Sprite when you are with the person you like.

Her arm touches you lightly, and the bubbles in your heart suddenly rush to your throat, as if you drank the entire Milky Way

78. Si Rencaihong, meets Fang Youzhi

79. As long as I don’t persist, it will be over between us. You are my most unexpected bravery and the entanglement that I have to give up.

80. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the quilt

81. The cost of production is 0 yuan, in line with socialist values

82 , everything I see recently looks like you, the clouds look like you, the flowers look like you, and the moon looks like you

83. I decided to be the best in the world with you

84. I am a prophet and I checked your identity last night and you are the one I like

85. Your volcano finally turned into a fire unicorn in my hand.

86. There is still a deer in my heart, please be careful when you live there.

87. If you have any good flowers, come and buy strawberries with me.

88. I still fell into your arms

89. I wanted to fight till the end of the world, but I canceled my original plan because of love.

90. If I had not met you, my heart would not have become so narrow, so narrow that it could only squeeze in the next person like you.

91. Marriage is the tomb of love, lie down first to respect it

92. In the end, my cabbage was taken over by a pig

93. Lend me a chance I don't want to return the lusty spring.

94. The marketing of older leftover women is successful!

95. Some people can’t hurt me with ten words, but you can break my heart with just one sentence. This is the difference in your status in my heart.

96. The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are also staring at me.

97. I finally met someone I like so much that I don’t want to let go. A humorous story about how I want to be single.

A humorous story about how I want to be single.

1. I am the one who can’t bear to leave you, and I am the one who cares about you.

2. When I am good enough that you will not leave me, I am no longer the only one who belongs to you.

3. Life is too short. If you meet someone you like, you should like it seriously

4. Normally, you are fine, and you can persevere even when you are tired and hard. But single people are most afraid of getting sick. Once I injured my back, and when I got home, I realized that I couldn't change the dressing at all, and I couldn't help crying.

5. Every time a man interrupts my little sister and I, he is an interesting boy! There are probably a few minutes every month when I want to be alone. It’s really sweet! I ate it happily.

6. I want to have a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we separate, we will be together again. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired,

7. In fact, I am still very good. It is not that difficult to fall in love or be single.

8. My little brother is so handsome. I will love him forever.

9. "It's like this, Singles' Day is coming. How do you plan to spend it?" "I swear I will be single next year and spend it with everyone this year." "You said the same thing last year." Year after year, I waited for you to find me in the most glorious season of my life, but I found that except for the change of appearance and the change of seasons, nothing seemed to happen. How long do I have to wait to wait for you when I am no longer withered?

10. Older girls are not worthy of falling in love, they can only find partners! "Ode to Joy"

11. There are so many benefits to being single...but people can only grow in adversity, so I still want to be single...

12. Please, please bring me and Hold Xia Tian in my arms together

13. Your sudden words of "I love you" made me burst into tears in the noisy train station.

14. I can’t eat at night because I miss you. I can’t eat at night because I miss you even more. I can’t eat at night because I miss you so much that I can’t sleep at night. , because I'm hungry!

15. What does it mean to have a house, money, a car, a good job, look at Fengzhi’s love affair; I have no house, no car, no money, no good job, I will fight for it, I have health Body. I always have a heart to accompany you until you grow old.

16. I want to one day tell the peach blossoms that they don’t have to bloom, and that spring doesn’t have to come.

17. I’m very good at judging people.” “Then look at who I am.” “You are my person.” Humorous quotes on how to be single. Part 2

18. I hope that when my face is full of wrinkles, you will still be by my side.

19. If one day you get married, please remember that marrying you is my lifelong dream. Your Majesty, I have resigned, and this retreat will be for life.

20. If I had known that it would be so difficult to find a partner, I would have pretended not to know when I was cheated.

21. I guess marriage has been put on the agenda, but brother, you have to understand that even if you are one of the top four in Supo, you can't be single if you want to.

22. I wish I could express my thoughts in eight ways. Determination to fall in love.

23. What is happiness? You are the first person who appears when I miss you.

24. If I have time to fall in love, I will continue to have a crush. You

25. I want to fall in love and be single, but I have never met the right person. I always feel that being suitable is more important than liking, and being able to talk is more important than having a tacit understanding. I always feel that I have not become the best yet. Where do I have the qualifications to meet better people and please others? Maybe I have passed the age of losing myself for so-called love and love. I always want to be more practical and realistic.

26. .I promise with my life that I will definitely find a boyfriend this summer. As for whose life I will spend it on, I haven’t decided yet.

27. After surviving the green years and the ignorant appointment, will it be You can enjoy the white snow in spring.

28. I don’t want to wake up in a dreamlike hallucination, I would rather be intoxicated by holding on to the tenderness that belongs to me, fearing that it will slip away after letting go. p> 29. Unless that person can make you live a better life than when you were single, why would you want to leave your single life for that person?

30. The fortune teller said that I am a prosperous husband, who wants to verify it?

31. Don’t worry, wait for me, I will come to you when I am good enough.

32. I have decided to be the best in the world.

33. When I first met this world, I felt so nostalgic. I looked at the horizon before my eyes, and I was willing to go through fire and water to see it again. Now that I have walked through this world, I linger in all kinds of ways, and the different faces of the years come to you unprepared. ’s smiling face

34. It’s been xx years and it’s not my turn to be in sweet love. Have I been forgotten? Part 3 of humorous stories about how I want to be single

35. Okay I want to have a vigorous love, and I really want to meet someone unexpected.

36. The day still lasts 24 hours, and I still miss you every hour.

37. As long as I am willing, I can let you climb to the top, and as long as I bother you, you can fall down immediately.

38. It is better to eat, drink, and gamble.

39. After Jinpen washes his hands, he will no longer be a free man, but will focus on being your husband.

40. Whether it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow, being with you is a wonderful day. Whether it’s sunny, cloudy or rainy, it’s a sunny day when I see you.

41. My cousin who is in the third grade said that I am an old woman that no one wants, and her third-grade boyfriend just gave her a yellow diamond

42. Looking for One him (her), one white colt, one wedding dress, one you, this life is enough.

43. I want to be single but I don’t want to know why TuT’s brothers who are two or three years older like taller guys of the same age and who are taller?

44. I probably don’t want to fall in love, maybe I just want to find a body I like to hold in my arms, sleep with, have meals with, and have a spiritual sustenance, that’s all.

45. When I go to work and squeeze into the subway every day, I see girls being protected by their boyfriends in their arms, and when I look like a brave boy, I feel like a fool.

46. I am not a very good person, not a very bad person. Just give it a try.

47. Looking for a boyfriend to get married!

48. Hello everyone, this is my second cup at half price, I can drink two cups by myself, thank you.

49. Sometimes I really want to have a good relationship. It doesn’t need to be dramatic, just plain and simple, and everyone understands it.

50. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.